Varanasi, India

India Welcomes the American Maharaja

On Monday, President Trump addressed over a hundred thousand Hindoos of every caste and Vedic creed. Liberal bubble-dwellers were stunned that so many brown people would exalt our Orange Maharaja, but for anyone who’s visited the subcontinent, it makes perfect sense. The people of India love cartoonish god-kings, embrace hard-line nationalism, and for over a thousand years, most have had an ax to grind with the Muslims. The event was dubbed “Namaste Trump,” a nod to the emerging redneck/dot-head alliance forged at last year’s “Howdy Modi,” held for the Indian prime minister in ...

How to Fly in Comfort

About 44.3 million Americans are going to be flying this holiday season, which is a million more than last year. This is ironic because flying becomes about a million times worse ...

Raikot polo

Playing Polo in Heaven

For somewhere a long way from anywhere, Nanga Parbat is a pretty lively place. The five-mile-high peak rises from a syntaxis, a center of compression where folding rocks collide ...

Scenes From a Nashville Convenience Store

I didn"€™t expect to see so many derelicts in Music City USA. I thought the home of country music would be a little more...country? Last week I fled the Atlanta metro area to ...

Warming Up to the Sunshine State

It really is possible to change your attitudes, even in…well, let’s say late middle age. Case in point: Florida. Which is to say, me and Florida. To reverse Dr. Johnson’s ...

10 Things I Learned About the South

In 1831, Frenchman Alexis de Tocqueville came to America. Four years later, he published an outsider's perspective of the culture that remained the gold standard for exactly 176 ...

Inside Burning Man

Burning Man defies easy categorization. Wikipedia describes it as “an annual week-long event held in the Black Rock Desert in Nevada,” but that doesn"€™t tell you ...

An American’s Guide to Moving to Australia

In spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of ... emigrating. And when it does, I often seem to hear about it. My e-mail inbox, quiescent until recently, has since ...


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