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Four Family Problems, Three Bitchy In-Laws, Two Twins a-Bathing, and a Child-Smackin’ Nasty Granny

Four Family Problems, Three Bitchy In-Laws, Two Twins a-Bathing, and a Child-Smackin’ Nasty Granny

Dear Delphi, I am a father of three sons and am having two of them with their...

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Always Lie About Cheating, Call Social Services, and Get Your Wife a Boob Job

Always Lie About Cheating, Call Social Services, and Get Your Wife a Boob Job

Dear Delphi, I cheat on my wife almost every time I go on a business trip. I feel...

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Airport Cavity Searches, Socially Respectable Violence, and the Eternal Gold-Digger

Airport Cavity Searches, Socially Respectable Violence, and the Eternal Gold-Digger

Dear Delphi, The other day I was in the airport and became an unlucky recipient...

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Vasectomies, Man-Boobs, and Much Much More…

Vasectomies, Man-Boobs, and Much Much More…

Dear Delphi, I want my husband to get a vasectomy. I don’t want to die before...

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Combat Training for Toddlers

Combat Training for Toddlers

My first and only kid was born two years ago, and I almost didn’t live to see him....

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How to Handle Hair Plugs, an Indecent Daughter, and an Ugly Grandson

How to Handle Hair Plugs, an Indecent Daughter, and an Ugly Grandson

Dear Delphi, I am a 58-year-old man and I am considering getting hair plugs. What...

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Fortysomethings (and Why I Hate Them)

Fortysomethings (and Why I Hate Them)

Divorced, decapitated, dead—King Henry VIII’s wives had it simple. For...

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Time Alone With the Boys, Feeling Stalked, Pregnant Harpy, and Lush Wife

Time Alone With the Boys, Feeling Stalked, Pregnant Harpy, and Lush Wife

Dear Delphi, I am a 26-year-old boy and have a great girlfriend I really like....

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Flirty Baristas, Amorous Exes, Freeloading Friends, and Feeling Fat

Flirty Baristas, Amorous Exes, Freeloading Friends, and Feeling Fat

Dear Friends, From…“Will I confuse my boy dog if I dress him up like a girl...

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Evil Intentions, Inheritance Angst, and Postpartum Exhaustion

Evil Intentions, Inheritance Angst, and Postpartum Exhaustion

Dear Delphi, Having grown up a certain way with certain expectations, I am very...

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Dried-Up, Chatted-Out, Dirty, and Hungover

Dried-Up, Chatted-Out, Dirty, and Hungover

Dear Delphi, I am a 65-year-old man. I just got my 2nd divorce. I was wondering:...

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Mind Your Manners and Blame Hollywood

Mind Your Manners and Blame Hollywood

Dear Delphi, I detest my brother-in-law. He is close to 40, unemployed, lazy, and...

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Freshman Freakout, Pussy Pandering, and How to Handle a Bitchy Mother-in-Law

Freshman Freakout, Pussy Pandering, and How to Handle a Bitchy Mother-in-Law

Dear Delphi, I am really upset. I am a 9th-grade boy and I just started boarding...

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Maya’s Red Flags

Maya’s Red Flags

I remember a particular conversation I had with a boyfriend of two years during...

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