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Hooters Casino Blues, Lowballing How Many You’ve Balled, and My Brother the Cockblocker

Hooters Casino Blues, Lowballing How Many You’ve Balled, and My Brother the Cockblocker

HOOTERS CASINO BLUES Dear Delphi, My best friend of more than twenty years and I...

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Fear of an Alpha Female, Afraid of a Spinster Daughter, and Terrified He’ll Never Pop the Question

Fear of an Alpha Female, Afraid of a Spinster Daughter, and Terrified He’ll Never Pop the Question

FEAR OF AN ALPHA FEMALE Dear Delphi, I am a 53-year-old man at the very start of a...

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No Nudes is Good Nudes, Bird-Dogging Brother, and Tossing Out Used Tarts

NO NUDES IS GOOD NUDES Dear Delphi, I was out and about in London the other day when...

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Working for Mr. Dick, Refusing to Get a Prenup, and Failing to Mourn My Mom

Working for Mr. Dick, Refusing to Get a Prenup, and Failing to Mourn My Mom

WORKING FOR MR. DICK Dear Delphi, I used to be a successful contractor but I fell on...

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Sexting a Chef, Shafting a Sire, and Skittish Over Skin

Sexting a Chef, Shafting a Sire, and Skittish Over Skin

SEXTING A CHEF Dear Delphi, I am a 58-year-old woman and I still feel young. I am...

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Stealing Surfboards From a Baby, Supersize My Seat, & Go to Church or Go to Hell

Stealing Surfboards From a Baby, Supersize My Seat, & Go to Church or Go to Hell

STEALING SURFBOARDS FROM A BABY Dear Delphi, I went with my three-year-old grandson...

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Broken-Hipped & Bedridden, Happily Antisocial Wife, and Granny Needs a Nanny

Broken-Hipped & Bedridden, Happily Antisocial Wife, and Granny Needs a Nanny

Dear Delphi, I have been bedridden recently because I broke my hip in a fall. I am no...

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Defecation Vacation, Abortion Distortion, and Cheater Defeater

Defecation Vacation, Abortion Distortion, and Cheater Defeater

Dear Delphi, I went for a weekend to the Bahamas with a group of friends. One of the...

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Ragging on Daddy, Plastic Surgery Faux Pas, and Sending Swindling Siblings to the Slammer

Ragging on Daddy, Plastic Surgery Faux Pas, and Sending Swindling Siblings to the Slammer

Dear Delphi, My parents are going through a divorce after 35 years of marriage. I...

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How to Cheat Fairly, Date a Model Safely, and Discipline Teenagers Effectively

How to Cheat Fairly, Date a Model Safely, and Discipline Teenagers Effectively

Dear Delphi, I am a 48-year-old man and have been married for about 25 years. My wife...

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Clitoris Lost, Wedding Canceled, Beans Spilled

Clitoris Lost, Wedding Canceled, Beans Spilled

Dear Delphi, I am 35 and have been dating my boyfriend for roughly six years. No, he...

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Filthy Friend, Selfish Suicide, Circumcision Decision, and Casablanca Kidnapping

Filthy Friend, Selfish Suicide, Circumcision Decision, and Casablanca Kidnapping

Dear Delphi, I was recently a guest at my best friend’s house, but I was shocked by...

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Runaway Baby Train, Dying to Dye My Daughter, and Euthanizing a Dog Owner

Runaway Baby Train, Dying to Dye My Daughter, and Euthanizing a Dog Owner

Dear Delphi, I have been married for five years and trying to get pregnant for the...

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Too Old for Viagra, Too Young for Drinking, and Too Scared to Date Again

Too Old for Viagra, Too Young for Drinking, and Too Scared to Date Again

Dear Delphi, I am a 68-year-old man and I want to use Viagra. My concern is that it is...

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