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¡Viva Holy Matrimony!

People have a lot of hang-ups about marriage. People tell you how hard marriage is for th...

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The Art of Not Working Yourself to Death

Though it's medically possible to work oneself to death"€”especially among the Japanese"...

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Rush Limbaugh and Elton John

Gays Didn”€™t Kill Marriage, Divorce Did

On Tuesday, French iconoclast Dominique Venner blew his head off inside the Cathedral of N...

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Debbie Harry

A Dozen Unlikely Assholes

The biggest misconception about so-called "€œassholes"€ is that they"€™re total ass...

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The Importance of Hatred

Commencement speeches often give great advice on how to succeed, whom to befriend, and who...

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How to Find the Perfect Guy

I walked into a bar yesterday and my neighbor was in tears. Her marriage is over and her h...

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How to Tap the Missus

When I was 13 I was looking at an old Penthouse out behind school and Dale Aiken said, "€...

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

The Algebra of Divorce

I’ve seen too many friends and acquaintances leap into “lightning marriages”—I am ...

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Cheating 101

Dear Delphi, I broke up with my daughter’s mother over a year ago, but I have been over ...

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Kid or Career?, Cringing Over Color, and Kicking the Concubine to the Curb

KID OR CAREER? Dear Delphi, I am 36 and am having my first baby, due in December. I am thr...

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Radar Love, The Elixir of Jealousy, & Panic at the Country Club

RADAR LOVE Dear Delphi, My boyfriend keeps saying he needs space, and as a consequence we ...

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Swallowing More Than Pride, Happy Old (Possibly Gay) Bachelor, & The Musky Allure of Being Aloof

SWALLOWING MORE THAN PRIDE Dear Delphi, I keep asking all my friends, but I cannot get a s...

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Curse of the Mega-Sore-Ass, Canine Kevorkian, & She Doesn’t Like You in That Way

CURSE OF THE MEGA-SORE-ASS Dear Delphi, I was at dinner the other night when my best frien...

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God’s Views on Pregnancy, Going Abroad to Leave a Broad, & Baby Talk Among Adults

GOD’S VIEWS ON PREGNANCY Dear Delphi, My husband and I have been married since we were 2...