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Cannibalism Among the Oppressed

Cannibalism Among the Oppressed

When big-bootied FLOTUS Michelle Obama was heckled last week by a grizzled lesbian...

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Gazillions

Gazillions

Gazillions. That’s the number of times the federal government has spied on...

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Packing a Suitcase for Armageddon

Packing a Suitcase for Armageddon

As the most tumultuous year in memory fades into wintry darkness, we face the...

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Dangerous Wild Animals Murdered LIVE on TV!

Dangerous Wild Animals Murdered LIVE on TV!

“Uh, there’s a lion…standing there under the streetlight,” the 911 caller...

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Twisty Colored Cancer Ribbons for All!

Twisty Colored Cancer Ribbons for All!

Did you know that four percent of the US population—one in 25 of us—are now...

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Stéphane Hessel: From Resistance to Indignance

Stéphane Hessel: From Resistance to Indignance

Late last year, a small book by a ninety-three-year-old man unexpectedly reached...

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The Obama Flu

The Obama Flu

Because of the peril of swine flu, Joe Biden said yesterday, he would urge his...