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High Enough to Die

High Enough to Die

Ideally, a recreational drug shouldn’t make your flesh fall off your bones. Nor...

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The Crying Rape Game

The Crying Rape Game

Meg Lanker-Simons, who I’ll presume hyphenates her surname to prove she’s not...

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Losers at the Game of Life

Losers at the Game of Life

People often compare video gamers to crackheads, but that’s unfair. Crackheads are...

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This Ghastly Week

This Ghastly Week

The seven billion huddled residents of this shimmering, twinkling, spinning orb...

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Never Stand in the Way of Failure

Never Stand in the Way of Failure

College kids go through a strange phase where they decide it would be prudent to...

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Bin Laden Wins!

Bin Laden Wins!

“Bin Laden Wins!” should be the cover headline on TIME magazine this week,...

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Mama Tried, You Failed

Mama Tried, You Failed

“Mama Tried” is a popular prison tattoo and a tear-jerking Merle Haggard...

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Curse The iPhone

Curse The iPhone

‘Live for the here…’ That was the unsolicited advice proffered by an aged...

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Does Every Male Model Have To Be A Dumb Blonde Now?

Does Every Male Model Have To Be A Dumb Blonde Now?

Handsome men born before 1970 were no different than any other, average-looking,...

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Tame That Tiger!

Tame That Tiger!

“Tiger Woods in sex rehab clinic” seemed to be all that the newspapers of my...

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The Death of Decorum

The Death of Decorum

When punk hit London in the late 1970s, it was impossible to buy bondage pants or...

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It’s Good To Be Qaddafi

It’s Good To Be Qaddafi

He is the clown prince in a continent whose rulers boast of more clowns among them...