Joe Bob's America

The Fake “Fake News” T-Shirt Story Perpetrated by Fake News Fakers

NEW YORK—So I have to admit, I’m one of the people who would wear the “Fake News” ...

Joe Bob's America

Joseph-Siffred Duplessis portrait of Benjamin Franklin

Hundred-Dollar Bills Make Me Nervous

NEW YORK—So I’m standing behind a guy at the drugstore who says, “I’m sorry, I don...

Joe Bob's America

Probiotics: Here, Drink Some Gut Slime

NEW YORK—Is probiotic a real word or did somebody make that up just to be a smart-ass? I...

Joe Bob's America

Breaking the Internet

DALLAS—I started getting panicked messages around 8:30 Friday night. “Joe Bob, I can...

Joe Bob's America

The Loneliness of the Cord Cutter

DALLAS—There’s a theater in the little Greek town of Epidaurus that seats 14,000 peopl...

Politics

Heckle Nation

Back in the ’80s I worked comedy clubs, and, depending on the night, the venue, the crow...

Joe Bob's America

Donnie and Jong Un, BFFs

SupremeCommanderDude: Hey, you up? What time is it there? The sun already saluted me three...

Politics

One California Is Enough

NEW YORK—This November, California is gonna vote on dividing itself into three states. T...

Joe Bob's America

Last Judgement by Fra Angelico

Pope Forgets the Lake of Fire

NEW YORK—Pope Francis was chatting with a flamboyant Italian journalist named Eugenio Sc...

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Torch Those Bikinis!

NEW YORK—I don’t know about you, but I’m circling my calendar and stocking whiskey f...

Joe Bob's America

Falcon 7X

God Apparently Flies First Class

MARSHALL, Tex.—The most frightening thing about Jesse Duplantis is that I think he truly...

Joe Bob's America

“Hey, Look, I’m Driving a Giant iPhone!”

NEW YORK—Question: How can you tell the difference between Elon Musk and an ordinary Tes...

Joe Bob's America

My Name Is Joe Bob, and I’m an English Major

JUPITER, Fla.—I feel like I need to confess my addiction, like a newbie in a 12-step pro...

Joe Bob's America

Buffalo Bill

The Gloom and Doom Generation

WEST ORANGE, N.J.—When I was a young man, and the editor, or the producer, or the execut...