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I Apologize for This Column in Advance

I Apologize for This Column in Advance

WASHINGTON—I would like to apologize in advance for not apologizing when people...

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Stop Fiddling With Your Goddamn Phone

Stop Fiddling With Your Goddamn Phone

NEW YORK—Stop fiddling with your phone. This is my theme today. I want you to...

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Vegas Knows What to Do With a High Roller

Vegas Knows What to Do With a High Roller

PALM BEACH, Fla.—Hunter S. Thompson used to mail me giant photos of objects...

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Then Again, Maybe I’m a Black Man

Then Again, Maybe I’m a Black Man

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn.—I’m loving all these Ancestry.com commercials where...

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Bikers in the White House

Bikers in the White House

OMAHA, Neb.—Several years back, two Hell’s Angels showed up in Dallas to give...

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Strange Transmissions From Earth. Houston, Please Verify

Strange Transmissions From Earth. Houston, Please Verify

TO: Shane Kimbrough, Commander, International Space Station FROM: Zeb Scoville,...

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A Brief History of the Redneck

A Brief History of the Redneck

KANSAS CITY, Mo.—Last week, when I outed myself as an Angry White Man, I got...

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I Guess I’m an Angry White Man

I Guess I’m an Angry White Man

JUPITER, Fla.—The plastic remote on my Sunbeam Electric Heated Fleece Blanket...

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I’m Fact-Checking Your Brain, Dude

I’m Fact-Checking Your Brain, Dude

NEW YORK—I’ve had battles with fact-checkers my whole life. I blame The New...

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How to Think Trump

How to Think Trump

NEW YORK—I don’t wanna say Donald Trump has contempt for established rules,...

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Trump Gets as Serious as Texas

Trump Gets as Serious as Texas

AMARILLO, Tex.—Out on the western edge of town, right before you hit the empty...

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How to Be a Billionaire

How to Be a Billionaire

PALM BEACH, Fla.—Now that President-elect Trump has promised to supercharge the...

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I Got Your Gluten Right Here, Pal

I Got Your Gluten Right Here, Pal

BURLINGTON, Vt.—Okay, the next person who tells me he’s gluten-free is gonna...

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Surrounded by Whiners

Surrounded by Whiners

BERKELEY, Calif.—Berkeley is, of course, the birthplace of the Free Speech...

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