Joe Bob's America

The Wasp Woman’s Weapon Was a Wasp Waist

The Wasp Woman’s Weapon Was a Wasp Waist

NEW YORK—I walked down 8th Street yesterday, past the jumble of little...

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“Nuke That Rascal’s Website”

“Nuke That Rascal’s Website”

NEW YORK—Every day somebody howls for the shutdown of a website, the squelching...

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“Your Honor, the President Is Acting Like He’s in Charge and We Want It Stopped”

“Your Honor, the President Is Acting Like He’s in Charge and We Want It Stopped”

NEW YORK—Small children on the playground know that if you can’t win an...

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Men of Bad Will

Men of Bad Will

NEW YORK—“Men of good will” is an expression you don’t hear much anymore....

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Have Your Cake But Don’t Eat It

Have Your Cake But Don’t Eat It

NEW YORK—If you’re having a gay wedding, and your cake has been baked by a man...

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First Amendment 101

First Amendment 101

NEW YORK—It’s been a rough year for stump speaking in general, but let’s...

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The Trump WHAT?

The Trump WHAT?

NEW YORK—Why is it The Trump Era? Who invented this? Why do I read this forty...

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Let’s Name the Segregated Universities

Let’s Name the Segregated Universities

NEW YORK—Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia, was founded by a minister in...

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The Electoral College Works, Leave It Alone

The Electoral College Works, Leave It Alone

NEW YORK—Let’s all dogpile on the Electoral College. It’s undemocratic,...

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Why China Wins

Why China Wins

PALM BEACH, Fla.—Elon Musk is not going to Mars in 2022. I hope I’m wrong. I...

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I Got Your Aromatic Injection Right Here

I Got Your Aromatic Injection Right Here

BROOKLINE, Mass.—Let me put this in context so you don’t think I’m an...

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News Alert: The Russians Aren’t Stupid

News Alert: The Russians Aren’t Stupid

TALLAHASSEE, Fla.—Let’s suppose young Boris and young Ivan are reporting to...

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None of the Above

None of the Above

ORLANDO, Fla.—One of the funniest writers in the sports department where I...

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Going Pink

Going Pink

NEW YORK—There’s this moment in every production meeting—I don’t care if...

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