Joe Bob's America

Resisting the Campus Speech Nazis


DENVER—Every time I perform, I start out with a few comments about Safe Spaces and Tr...

Joe Bob's America

Be Kind to Your Stripper

NEW YORK—They just passed a new policy at Under Armour, the giant sports-apparel company...

Joe Bob's America

Leave Harvard Alone

NEW YORK—I can’t believe this, but I’m about to defend Harvard. Four years ago a ...

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I’m Calling for a Stupidity Boycott

AUSTIN—I think I have to boycott Kimberly-Clark. I’m sorry, guys. I know you’re a...

Politics

The Apathy Party

SAN ANTONIO—In my college days I was a card-carrying member of the Apathy Party. Each ye...

Joe Bob's America

The New Standard of Lifetime Detention Hall

DALLAS—The most amazing thing to me about the Kavanaugh Mess was the thousands of hours ...

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Okay, Coach, Then Don’t Feed Your Football Team

NEW YORK—The reason I stopped being a sportswriter was that I could no longer deal with ...

Joe Bob's America

The Supreme Yacht Club

NEW YORK—The problem with the Supreme Court is not any of the things being talked about ...

Joe Bob's America

Who Needs the Oscars?

LEXINGTON, Ky.—Two hundred years from now an anthropologist will go through the digital ...

Joe Bob's America

It’s 5 a.m. for Burt Reynolds

LITTLE ROCK, Ark.—If you party hard enough in Little Rock, you eventually end up at a co...

Joe Bob's America

Amateur Gossip Columnists Roaming Amongst Us

NEW YORK—So I’m riding the downtown E train somewhere between 34th and 4th when one of...

Joe Bob's America

Zero Tolerance for Zero Tolerance

NEW YORK—I have zero tolerance for anybody who keeps saying “zero tolerance.” You...

Joe Bob's America

500 Million Lazy Environmentalists

NEW YORK—Okay, since there are 500 million plastic straws used every day, we need to sto...

Joe Bob's America

Fly BDSM

CHARLOTTE, N.C.—For those of you who are new to BDSM, let me explain a few of the basics...