Joe Bob's America

Strange Transmissions From Earth. Houston, Please Verify

Strange Transmissions From Earth. Houston, Please Verify

TO: Shane Kimbrough, Commander, International Space Station FROM: Zeb Scoville,...

Joe Bob's America

I Guess I’m an Angry White Man

I Guess I’m an Angry White Man

JUPITER, Fla.—The plastic remote on my Sunbeam Electric Heated Fleece Blanket...

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I’m Fact-Checking Your Brain, Dude

I’m Fact-Checking Your Brain, Dude

NEW YORK—I’ve had battles with fact-checkers my whole life. I blame The New...

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How to Think Trump

How to Think Trump

NEW YORK—I don’t wanna say Donald Trump has contempt for established rules,...

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Trump Gets as Serious as Texas

Trump Gets as Serious as Texas

AMARILLO, Tex.—Out on the western edge of town, right before you hit the empty...

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How to Be a Billionaire

How to Be a Billionaire

PALM BEACH, Fla.—Now that President-elect Trump has promised to supercharge the...

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I Got Your Gluten Right Here, Pal

I Got Your Gluten Right Here, Pal

BURLINGTON, Vt.—Okay, the next person who tells me he’s gluten-free is gonna...

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Surrounded by Whiners

Surrounded by Whiners

BERKELEY, Calif.—Berkeley is, of course, the birthplace of the Free Speech...

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The Ghoul Was Truly Cool

The Ghoul Was Truly Cool

CHICAGO—The death of an actor, especially a character actor, is always a...

Joe Bob's America

Why I’m Suing Vanderbilt University

Why I’m Suing Vanderbilt University

PALM BEACH, Fla.—Maybe you missed this little item, but last month Obama shut...

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Pussy Galore

Pussy Galore

NEW YORK—Editors all over America are dealing with the thorniest ethical...

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Good Night, Sweet Prince of Gore

Good Night, Sweet Prince of Gore

NEW YORK—My friend Herschell Gordon Lewis, best known as the inventor of the...

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“I’m Not Crazy, You Are”

“I’m Not Crazy, You Are”

NEW YORK—If you study Method acting at one of the great New York studios that...

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Barney Fife Runs North Carolina

Barney Fife Runs North Carolina

NEW YORK—I’m gonna explain this Pat McCrory thing to you. As his world...

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