If Mr. Trump had been caught on video talking about early Sienese painting I should have been genuinely shocked and surprised. As it was, could anyone really have been shocked or ...
I was at the park with my daughter the other day and we started counting the people who were walking past while looking at their phones. The numbers skewed high because it was ...
I came up with a great way to beat the Democrats at their own game. I decided to start a petition to change the name of the Robert C. Byrd Courthouse in Beckley, West Virginia. ...
Unless you were living under a rock last week (or unless you have, you know, a life), you surely heard about Donald Trump's whirlwind anti-illegal-immigration campaign stop in ...
The original Goths"those rude, hairy, smelly, bloodthirsty, rampaging barbarians who crushed the Roman Empire"would by any reasonable definition of the term be properly ...
Like many nerdy white guys of my generation, I"ve found the life story of Bill James inspiring ever since I began reading his Baseball Abstracts thirty years ago this month. A ...
Liberals love blacks but they love them like a fantasy football team, not like human beings. Black poverty is the crux of the leftist argument. The ethos goes: if you"re a ...
The Lord provides many clear signs that you have become a severe alcoholic. If you have to duct tape adult diapers on at night, you might be an alcoholic. If you wake up covered ...
Okay, first of all, stop saying "Faux News Lies." That's redundant. Either call it Faux News and we"re done, or say "Fox News Lies." Also, what is a ...
I was walking through the Fox News building a while ago and a producer introduced me to a young black man by saying, "This is the engineer you"ll be working with ...
So, it looks like I may have been fired from my own company, again. This time it was for not embracing (click "continue") the idea of turning your genitals inside out. ...
Islam is poppin" off. We"re told it's the fastest growing religion in the world and they also say it's the fastest growing religion in America. We all know diversity is ...
In New York and LA, tradition is for squares. Unfortunately, these rebels rarely come up with anything better. If you want to reinvent the wheel and design a whole new way to live ...
Last week an everyday group of anti-gun nuts called Everytown published data that claimed there have been 74 school shootings since Sandy Hook. Most of us went, "No there ...
It's cool to scoff at the nuclear family, but the children of single mothers are fucked (sometimes literally). The daughters are more likely to become wayward sluts and the sons ...
Both Charles Murray and Steven Pinker have self-help books out for this summer. Both of them spend a lot of time focusing on writing but these guys are so good, it's like a young ...