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Better Left Unsaid

Better Left Unsaid

Future historians, if there are any, will look on our epoch as one of bad temper....

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10 Real Resolutions for White Guys

10 Real Resolutions for White Guys

MTV News just released a remarkably patronizing New Year’s guide entitled...

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If We Lose

If We Lose

What if Hillary wins? We don’t have to think about what to do if we win. If we...

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Adding Insult Without Injury

Adding Insult Without Injury

If Mr. Trump had been caught on video talking about early Sienese painting I...

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10 Steps to Phone Freedom

10 Steps to Phone Freedom

I was at the park with my daughter the other day and we started counting the...

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Take Byrd Down

Take Byrd Down

I came up with a great way to beat the Democrats at their own game. I decided to...

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Reflipping the Script

Reflipping the Script

Unless you were living under a rock last week (or unless you have, you know, a...

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Revenge of the Goths

Revenge of the Goths

The original Goths—those rude, hairy, smelly, bloodthirsty, rampaging barbarians...

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Moneyball for Medicine, Anyone?

Moneyball for Medicine, Anyone?

Like many nerdy white guys of my generation, I’ve found the life story of Bill...

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10 Black Things Liberals Just Don’t Understand

10 Black Things Liberals Just Don’t Understand

Liberals love blacks but they love them like a fantasy football team, not like...

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10 Ways to Tell You’re an Alcoholic

10 Ways to Tell You’re an Alcoholic

The Lord provides many clear signs that you have become a severe alcoholic. If you...

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An Idiot’s Guide to the Right

An Idiot’s Guide to the Right

Okay, first of all, stop saying “Faux News Lies.” That’s redundant. Either...

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You Believe What You Want to Believe

You Believe What You Want to Believe

I was walking through the Fox News building a while ago and a producer introduced...

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How to Be Fired

How to Be Fired

So, it looks like I may have been fired from my own company, again. This time it...

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