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Humble Pie in Short Supply

Humble Pie in Short Supply

On 30 March, 1933, the great German recorder of daily life under the Third Reich,...

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Child-Toucher Checklist

Child-Toucher Checklist

“Virtuous pedophile” Todd Nickerson is back and he’d like to remind us that...

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A Blizzard of Special Snowflakes

A Blizzard of Special Snowflakes

It wasn’t quite the Kent State Massacre, but you wouldn’t know it from the...

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The White Guilt Educational Complex

The White Guilt Educational Complex

In celebration of Black History Month, the entire student population of a Virginia...

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The Pied Stripper of Canada

The Pied Stripper of Canada

“Exotic dancers. They’re not exotic, and they’re not dancers,” explains...

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Spare the Job, Wreck the Child

Spare the Job, Wreck the Child

It’s a cliché to bitch about how hard it was when you were their age, but Jesus...

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Stop Me if You’ve Heard This …

Stop Me if You’ve Heard This …

America has been at or on the verge of war with Iraq for as much of my life as I...

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A Confederacy of Coconuts

A Confederacy of Coconuts

“I WANT TO BELIEVE,” announces The X-Files’ Agent Mulder, although silently,...

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Feminist Fallout: A Roll Call of Regrets

Feminist Fallout: A Roll Call of Regrets

Most women would be happier at home raising a family, and many are just going...

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Softly Wiping the Chalk From the Blackboard

Softly Wiping the Chalk From the Blackboard

The 15th annual White Privilege Conference ended on Saturday in Madison, WI. As is...

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UNICEF’s Chemical Weapon

UNICEF’s Chemical Weapon

“Save the world by all means, but please do so in private.”