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10 Secrets to Good Conversation

Last night, I dreamed I had been kidnapped by Chechen terrorists, whom I shot in the cock ...

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The Importance of Hatred

With all the deintellectualization, deindustrialization, and dehumanization in the news it...

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Johnny Buffalo McInnes

10 Misconceptions I Had About Parenting Before I Became a Parent

It's easy to be arrogant about parenting before you become a parent. Here are some insane ...

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Has Pot Become a Hard Drug?

More than half the country says they think pot should be legalized. This is due in part to...

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Humor Me

My theory concerning the nature and provenance of laughter is both recently conceived and ...

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Blame the Women

Women say they are sick of the impossibly high beauty standards men ruthlessly impose upon...

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10 Things I Hate About LA

If my kids turned out to be gay, I"€™d say, "€œOh great, there go my grandchildren"€...

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Christiane Amanpour

It’s So Funny, You Don”€™t Even Laugh

In the otherwise forgettable movie Betsy’s Wedding, the chichi event planner swoons ...

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When Atheists Are A+holes

Fifty percent of Americans think atheists are a pain in the ass. Only half as many dislike...

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Did Heavy Metal Brain Damage Cause the 1960s?

As part of my continuing series on the causes of the 60s, let’s consider Kevin Drum&...

Politics

Evolutionary Zen

The upcoming presidential debates will likely sidestep details of immigration, employment,...

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Sir John Gielgud

Google Gaydar

Our era's dominant narrative focuses lavishly on gays, who are portrayed as society's powe...

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Let’s Be Perfectly Clear About Scientology

As someone who was molested in a previous life, I have a lot of respect for Scientology. N...

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The Ten-Million-Dollar Question

I just got back from Virginia Beach, and boy are my arms tired of gesticulating. We drove ...