News

The Week That Perished

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Most Dysgenic, Pathogenic, and Schizophrenic Headlines BORDERS? WE...

Crime and Punishment

Life Through Fisheyes

Life Through Fisheyes

A single death, said Stalin, is a tragedy; a million deaths are a statistic. We know,...

High Life

Vodkas in Arcadia

Vodkas in Arcadia

To Fort Belvedere for a ball that most likely will discourage any more balls because of...

How-To

A Man’s Place and a Woman’s Role

A Man’s Place and a Woman’s Role

In New York and LA, tradition is for squares. Unfortunately, these rebels rarely come...

Derbtown

Quarterly Potpourri

Quarterly Potpourri

You can’t faze a New Yorker.  After all these years in the Big Apple, I really should...

Rude Remarks

The Weasels of Watergate: Phil Stanford’s White House Call Girl

The Weasels of Watergate: Phil Stanford’s White House Call Girl

People get breathtakingly angry when they think they’ve gotten away with something...

Sports

Sorry, We Invented That Too

Sorry, We Invented That Too

Soccer, while traditionally lacking in highbrow accoutrements like sophisticated...

Another Apology

The Greatest Actor of His Generation

The Greatest Actor of His Generation

“This is just like a Hollywood awards show, but with fewer Jews.” You’d be...

Vile Bodies

Feminism As a Mating Strategy Among Beta Males

Feminism As a Mating Strategy Among Beta Males

First they came for the male feminists, and no one spoke out—because no one likes...

News

The Week That Perished

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Most Unpleasant, Putrescent, and Adolescent Headlines NIPSTERS: MAKING...

Derbtown

Of Meth and Men

Of Meth and Men

A few columns ago I mentioned in passing that the Mrs. and I had been watching Breaking...

Race and Supremacy

Last Call at the Milk Bar

Last Call at the Milk Bar

I’m being a pain in the ass again. My childhood makes me do it. When I was 11, we boy...

Rude Remarks

Good Taste in the Flyover States

Good Taste in the Flyover States

Literature has failed for decades to compete with the visceral arts in live venues,...

Trending

Half Off Everything!

Half Off Everything!

Roughly half of the emails I get from my blog readers ask, “Where do you get this...

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