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The Magic Schlong

The Magic Schlong

As a teenager trolling for role models, I latched onto all the female performers...

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The Myth of Shock Value

The Myth of Shock Value

The unfortunately named Nadra Kareem Nittle recently penned a popular article...

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A Convergence of Colossal Coincidences

A Convergence of Colossal Coincidences

When news broke on September 11, 2012 that an American embassy and consulate were...

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Twisted Sistas

Twisted Sistas

Who needs a Narnia-style wardrobe when you can drop into an alternate universe...

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10 Things the Left Gets Right

10 Things the Left Gets Right

Liberals are not idiots. They’re just like you were when you first moved out of...

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A Short Guide to Leftist Conspiracy Theories

A Short Guide to Leftist Conspiracy Theories

Wallowing in their feelings of superiority over the tinfoil-helmet brigade, the...

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Smut on the Mountie

Smut on the Mountie

Since women (and not a few men) obviously love a man in uniform, where is all the...

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Henry Rollins, Please Shut Up

Henry Rollins, Please Shut Up

Dear Henry Rollins, In a recent interview you expressed concern, like so many of...

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The Corporate Personhood Delusion

The Corporate Personhood Delusion

Across the nation, the question resounds: “Are corporations people?” To a man of...

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Who Wants War With Iran?

Who Wants War With Iran?

Appearing alongside CIA Director David Petraeus before the Senate Select Committee...

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Sayonara, Dear Leader

Sayonara, Dear Leader

So Kim Jong-il has kicked the bucket, and I can’t say I’m happy about it. Oh,...

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10 Unchecked Theories I Cherish

10 Unchecked Theories I Cherish

A couple of weeks ago, I was ragging on conservatives and wanted to include how...

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Obamageddon

Obamageddon

An American president is launching the most ambitious, the most expensive, and...