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Bunky Mortimer’s Guide to Lifemanship

Bunky Mortimer’s Guide to Lifemanship

Seeing you’ve read this far, I’d better let you in on my secret. It’s called...

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The Once and Future Art of the Cigar

The Once and Future Art of the Cigar

My eponymous father always kept cigars. I remember when I first stole one. I had...

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No Other Dog Would Do

No Other Dog Would Do

For too many months, for the first time in forty years, we were without a dog....

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Wearing a Trump Shirt in New York City

Wearing a Trump Shirt in New York City

Wearing a Trump shirt in Florida is like wearing a Rolling Stones shirt at a...

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Oops, We Started a Race War!

Oops, We Started a Race War!

As the chaos unfolded late Thursday night in Dallas, I was struck by how many...

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Old White Guys and the Chuck Norris Rule

Old White Guys and the Chuck Norris Rule

As this is Thanksgiving week, I thought I’d take a break from Muslim terrorists...

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Feminists to Trannies: Stay off our TERF

Feminists to Trannies: Stay off our TERF

As a connoisseur of leftist cannibalism, I enjoy watching the internecine...

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Sanguine Nation

Sanguine Nation

Menstruation is having a moment. I don’t mean the fleshly, goopy one that vexes...

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Hit Me Harder, I’ve Been Bad!

Hit Me Harder, I’ve Been Bad!

Mocking treasured liberal slogans is as easy as shooting (bicycle-riding) fish in...

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Gawker Media: Hypocrites vs. Douchecanoes

Gawker Media: Hypocrites vs. Douchecanoes

In 2002, a failed British journalist named Nick Denton started Gawker, a bitchy...

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Some Questions

Some Questions

Some questions are asked in a spirit of inquiry, to obtain answers, but others are...

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Entertainment Surfeit Disorder

Entertainment Surfeit Disorder

The only time I regret not being much richer than I am is when I receive through...

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Mental Qatardation

Mental Qatardation

For some fifty years now it seems that God has played a great joke on mankind,...

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Rust on the Iron Law of Wages

Rust on the Iron Law of Wages

The other day I was thinking, which I know better than to do, and I started...

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