Bravery Hurts
Never Trust Anyone Who Hasn’t Been Punched in the FaceConservatives like to talk about the causes of Western Civilization’s downfall:... |
Scandal
Stand Up and Say You’re SorryHere’s how I know the West is doomed. Yeah, the replacement rate is under 2.1 and... |
Cultural Caviar
10 Unbelievable Things the Chinese BelieveI lived in Taiwan for four months in the early 90s and have since spent a fair amount... |
Bizarro World
Planks, But No Planks: The Fatal Idiocy of “Planking”On the off chance that you lead a remotely fulfilling life and were busy working,... |
Kids Today
99% WrongThe children—dozens of them at first, then hundreds—gathered in downtown Manhattan... |
Pop Music
The Boredom of WhoredomA good woman is hard to find, especially if you’re a rigger. That’s my job, though—I... |
Kids Today
The Young and the LazyThough the Bible says that rich people getting into heaven is as likely as squeezing a... |
Culture Clash
Blight of the Living DeadIf you’re visiting Atlanta and aren’t looking to be shot in the face, swarmed by... |
Media
The World’s Most Dishonest NewspaperWhen I was last in the Big Bagel (as I call Noo Yawk), a policeman who’d been awarded... |
Notes From the Edge
Seven Ideas You Can Never Discuss on TelevisionIn 1972 comedian George Carlin famously delineated the “Seven Words You Can Never Say... |
Remembrance
I’m So Bored With MLKI had a dream I stood on the mountaintop and puked. As we all gather around the Guilt... |
Hollywood
Fight the (Imaginary) PowerThe more popular it is to worry over some organized threat, the less of a danger it... |
Sports
The Crucifixion of Tim TebowIn the short-lived television show Firefly, the term “Browncoat” described those... |
International Affairs
10 Things I’ve Noticed About AmericansI’ve always said that Hasidim and extremist Muslims need to forget about their... |