<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xml:lang="en">

	<title type="text">Taki&apos;s Magazine</title>

	<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://takimag.com/article/" />
	<link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://takimag.com/{atom_feed_location}" />
	<updated>2013-05-21T05:25:21Z</updated>
	<rights>Copyright (c) 2013, Patrick J. Buchanan</rights>
	<generator uri="http://expressionengine.com/" version="2.4.0">ExpressionEngine</generator>
	<id>tag:takimag.com,2013:05:21</id>


	<subtitle type="text">Articles by The Editors</subtitle>
	<entry>
	  <title>Public&#45;Relations Advice for the Catholic Church</title>
	  <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://takimag.com/article/public_relations_advice_for_the_catholic_church_takimag" />
	  <id>tag:takimag.com,2013:article/1.13091</id>
	  <published>2013-03-21T04:00:17Z</published>
	  <updated>2013-03-20T16:22:19Z</updated>
	  <author>
			<name>The Editors</name>
			<email>takimag@gmail.com</email>
				  </author>

	  <category term="Holy See"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C340"
		label="Holy See" />
	  <category term="Politics"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C271"
		label="Politics" />
	  <content type="html"><![CDATA[
	  
	  
	  
		


<div class="img_article" style="width:225px; height:225px;background-color:#f9f9f9;float:left;margin-right:12px;">

<img src="http://takimag.com/images/uploads/Spiral_staircase_in_the_Vatican_Museums.jpg" width="225" />

<br />

<p class="byline large" style="padding:8px;">Vatican Museum</p>
</div>







<p>It seemed that only minutes after the College of Cardinals selected Pope Francis as their new pontiff, the popular press was accusing him of enabling the torture of Jesuit priests in Argentina’s “<a href="http://www.theglobalmail.org/blog/what-did-pope-francis-really-do-during-the-dirty-war/579/">Dirty War</a>” and nailing him to a cross for refusing to abandon the Church’s 2,000-year-old definition of marriage.</p>

<p>When his predecessor Pope Benedict was appointed, the dutiful cyber-monks of the Universal Church of Cultural Marxism sunk their teeth in his vestments and focused almost solely on his brief membership in Hitler Youth during WWII. Little mention was made of the fact that a prominent rabbi stated that during WWII, <a href="http://cnsnews.com/news/article/rabbi-says-pope-saved-more-jews-holocaust-schindler">Pope Pius saved more Jews from the Holocaust than Oskar Schindler</a>.</p>

<p>Hot on the heels of Benedict’s resignation last month, the Italian press was replete with allegations that he didn’t resign due to failing health as he’d stated; instead, they claimed he’d been blackmailed by a nearly 300-page red dossier allegedly detailing that a “<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/21/pope-benedict-resigned-vatican-gay-lobby-paper-claims_n_2735642.html">Gay Mafia</a>” controlled much of the Church’s upper hierarchy.</p><div class="pullquote">“Maybe it’s time for the Catholic Church to cease turning the other cheek and to come out swinging instead.”</div>

<p>The press has not been kind to the Catholic Church for the last decade or two. By and large, they’ve recast the Church in the public consciousness as a supra-national entity whose evil tentacles exist solely to enable elderly men to diddle teenage boys. The coverage has been so relentlessly one-sided, one might fairly suspect that journalistic objectivity isn’t nearly as important to many writers as is to crush an ancient institution that stands in the way of the neo-dictators of modern public morality.</p>

<p>Clearly, the Catholic Church is losing the public-relations war in a catastrophic and borderline-suicidal manner. Whereas it’s considered bigoted to criticize Judaism and Islam, it’s open season on the Catholic Church. Placed eternally on the defensive, it has become the religious equivalent of the role that white males play in the culture wars—a target. If the Church doesn&#8217;t wish to continue losing, it may be wise to consider a different game plan. It needs to quit apologizing and instead launch a counteroffensive—a second Counter-Reformation, if you will.</p>

<p>Most devastating to the Church has been its sloppy and inept handling of sexual-abuse charges against its priesthood. At first it tended to treat all such allegations with the sort of impenitent blanket denial that is a hallmark of guilty criminal suspects. When that tack left the Church with a black eye and an ongoing PR nightmare, it switched strategies and began caving in to an escalating number of accusations with what appeared to be hush money for any and every accuser. This suggested weakness, which only made the sharks smell blood and continue attacking.</p>

<p>Whenever one starts with a blanket assumption of one group’s innocence and another group’s guilt, this invites certain psychopathic personalities who belong in the “innocent” group to make false accusations. This is especially true when the “guilty” group has deep pockets. Slowly—<em>very</em> slowly—many people are becoming aware that sometimes women falsely accuse men of rape and that ethnic minorities sometimes falsely accuse whites of hate crimes. In the reams of press coverage regarding priestly sex offenders, how often have you heard of false accusations? Even once?</p>

<p>{pagebreak}</p>

<p>And yet there are many such cases. In 2010, a California attorney filed a 10-page declaration in court claiming that an extensive investigation led him to conclude that as many as <a href="http://newsbusters.org/blogs/dave-pierre/2011/01/02/wheres-media-la-atty-declares-many-abuse-accusations-against-catholic-p">one-half</a> of all sex-crime allegations against Catholic priests were either “entirely false” or “greatly exaggerated.” The evidence included failed polygraphs, accusers “significantly” changing their stories, false memories being implanted by psychiatrists, and instances of accusers suddenly emerging only after learning that someone else had received a large cash settlement.</p>

<p>In 2010, a <em><a href="http://www.denverpost.com/carroll/ci_16281737">Denver Post</a></em> columnist wrote:</p>

<blockquote><p>[F]raudulent or highly dubious accusations are more common than is acknowledged in coverage of the church scandals — although they should not be surprising, given the monumental settlements various dioceses have paid out over the years.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>So why isn’t the Church launching a counteroffensive? For every accusation of molestation, why aren’t they publicizing the very existence of false accusations? What sort of misguided piety and humility prevents it from publicizing <a href="http://www.boston.com/globe/spotlight/abuse/extras/foster_archive.htm">case</a> after <a href="http://www.irishexaminer.com/archives/2012/0507/ireland/parish-welcomes-back-priest-falsely-accused-of-abuse-193090.html">case</a> after <a href="http://www.technocatholic.com/?p=27">case</a> of priests who were exonerated after falsely being accused?</p>

<p>If they really wanted to fight fire with fire, they should issue weekly press releases about the fact that the president of an organization that’s been antagonizing them ceaselessly—the <a href="http://www.snapnetwork.org/">Survivors Network of Those Abused by Priests</a>—<a href="http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1298&amp;dat=20020414&amp;id=-DEzAAAAIBAJ&amp;sjid=lwgGAAAAIBAJ&amp;pg=6788,3313966">neglected to call the police</a>when his older brother, a priest, was accused of molestation. Why are they sitting on that bombshell?</p>

<p>And since many of their antagonists are of a secular socialist bent who’d like to portray themselves as the sole protectors of the poor and disadvantaged, why doesn’t the Church shed a layer or two of humility and more aggressively publicize its global charitable work? Why does it shy away from quantifying the billions it spends to feed the hungry and heal the sick? Why doesn’t it challenge the socialist types to demonstrate they’re doing remotely as much to uplift the poor? This may be a case where a fear of appearing “boastful” may detract from the Church’s viability in a modern world.</p>

<p>Maybe it’s time for the Catholic Church to cease turning the other cheek and to come out swinging instead. The problem may not be that it’s covered up its wrongdoing so much as it’s allowed the media to ignore all the good it’s done. It should definitely punish its wrongdoers, but it should also publicize its good deeds, because obviously no one else is willing to do it for them. If the Church continues operating in a mode of passive appeasement, it risks becoming the dodo bird of religions and apologizing itself into extinction.</p>

<p>&nbsp;</p>
<!-- Begin add this -->		
<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style no_print" addthis:url="http://takimag.com/article/public_relations_advice_for_the_catholic_church_takimag" addthis:title="Public-Relations Advice for the Catholic Church" style="text-decoration:none;" >
<a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a>
<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook"></a>
<a class="addthis_button_twitter"></a>    
<a class="addthis_button_email"></a>


<a href="http://takimag.com/article/public_relations_advice_for_the_catholic_church_takimag/print">View as single page</a>




<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook_like"></a>
</div>
   <!-- END addthis --> 
	  
	  
	  
	  ]]></content>
	</entry>

	<subtitle type="text">Articles by The Editors</subtitle>
	<entry>
	  <title>Portrait of the Week</title>
	  <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://takimag.com/article/portrait_of_the_week_takimag" />
	  <id>tag:takimag.com,2013:article/1.13070</id>
	  <published>2013-03-11T04:00:15Z</published>
	  <updated>2013-03-10T16:13:17Z</updated>
	  <author>
			<name>The Editors</name>
			<email>takimag@gmail.com</email>
				  </author>

	  <category term="The Take"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C341"
		label="The Take" />
	  <category term="Cultural Caviar"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C272"
		label="Cultural Caviar" />
	  <content type="html"><![CDATA[
	  
	  
	  
		


<div class="img_article" style="width:225px; height:225px;background-color:#f9f9f9;float:left;margin-right:12px;">

<img src="http://takimag.com/images/uploads/kate-and-william-photo-2-860x697.jpg" width="225" />

<br />

<p class="byline large" style="padding:8px;">Duke and Duchess of Cambridge</p>
</div>







<p><strong>HOME</strong><br />
Officials in NYC found that nearly <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/reedin_and_witin_KcnwYLfkhr6Mqecc2fQ7oO">80 percent</a> of the city’s public-school graduates had to relearn basic reading, writing, or math after arriving at community college. <strong>…</strong> A seven-year-old Maryland boy was <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/03/05/boy-7-suspended-for-shaping-pastry-into-gun-dad-says/">suspended</a> from school after chewing his strawberry tart into the shape of a mountain, which his teacher thought looked too much like a gun. The school sent out a letter offering to <a href="http://reason.com/blog/2013/03/05/school-offers-counseling-to-kids-trouble">counsel</a> any students whose lives were turned irrevocably upside down by this heinous and inconsiderate crime. <strong>…</strong> Florida Sen. <a href="http://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2013/1678">Audrey Gibson</a> introduced legislation prohibiting the sale of ammunition to anyone who hasn’t completed an anger-management program. <strong>…</strong> The <a href="http://www.politico.com/story/2013/03/report-patriot-groups-on-rise-88487.html">Southern Poverty Law Center</a> claimed in a new report that the number of anti-government extremist groups reached an all-time high in 2012. <strong>…</strong> Attorney General <a href="https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/609809-holder-response-to-rand-paul.html">Eric Holder</a> told Sen. Rand Paul that he could imagine using drone strikes on American soil only under “an extraordinary circumstance.” As a result, Paul carried out a 13-hour filibuster of <a href="http://www.theamericanconservative.com/watch-rand-pauls-talking-filibuster-of-john-brennan/">John Brennan</a>’s nomination to the CIA director post. The <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324128504578344700320290068.html"><em>Wall Street Journal</em></a> wrote that the filibuster did nothing but “fire up impressionable libertarian kids.” After Sen. <a href="http://thehill.com/blogs/twitter-room/other-news/286895-feuding-senators-mccain-paul-unite-for-elevator-ride">John McCain</a> quoted the <em>WSJ</em> in his rebuke of Paul’s strategy, the two senators shared an awkward elevator ride downstairs. <strong>…</strong> A New York courtroom charged a <a href="http://newyork.newsday.com/news/region-state/crash-suspect-julio-acevedo-charged-with-criminally-negligent-homicide-in-glaubers-deaths-1.4767242">Julio Acevedo</a> with killing a young pregnant woman and her husband. Acevedo previously served time for murdering the original “50 Cent” in 1987.</p><div class="pullquote">“Hugo Chávez bit the dust. By God’s grace, Venezuela has not collapsed into complete anarchy.”</div>

<p><br />
<strong>ABROAD</strong><br />
Hugo Chávez bit the dust. By God’s grace, Venezuela has not collapsed into complete anarchy. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who attended the funeral, <a href="http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/03/06/ahmadinejad-says-chavez-will-rise-again/">expressed confidence</a> that the Latin American leader, like Jesus Christ, will return to Earth. <strong>…</strong> The <em>Toronto Star</em>, Canada’s highest-circulation newspaper, is <a href="http://www.poynter.org/latest-news/mediawire/206188/copy-editing-page-design-jobs-to-be-outsourced-at-toronto-star/">outsourcing</a> its copyediting jobs to save about $37,000 per editor each year. <strong>…</strong> Wild speculation arose after <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4826704/Kate-Middleton-drops-hint-that-she-is-expecting-a-daughter.html">Kate Middleton</a> asked a woman who had gifted her with a teddy bear, “Is this for our d—?” before cutting the sentence short. She and Prince William have long claimed that they do not know the gender of their expected child. <strong>…</strong> The <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/mar/07/north-korea-threatens-nuclear-strike-us">UN Security Council</a> approved new sanctions against North Korea. Kim Jong-un threatened a preemptive nuclear strike against the US in retaliation. <strong>…</strong> Al-Qaeda spokesman (and Osama bin Laden’s son-in-law) <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/03/08/bin-laden-qaeda-court-conspiracy/1972921/">Sulaiman Abu Ghayth</a> was turned over to US officials in Jordan. He had pled not guilty to one count of conspiracy to kill American citizens. <strong>…</strong> <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/08/justin-bieber-fight-photog-bouncers-london-video/">Justin Bieber</a>, who is Canadian, lashed out at a photographer in London who told him to “fuck off back to America.”</p>

<p><strong>ONLINE</strong><br />
US Rep. <a href="https://twitter.com/RepJoseSerrano/statuses/309068896734961665">José Serrano</a> Tweeted that Hugo Chávez “was a leader that understood the needs of the poor [and] was committed to empowering the powerless.” Serrano proposed legislation in January to abolish presidential term limits. <strong>…</strong> The <a href="http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/mar/5/email-tells-feds-make-sequester-painful-promised/"><em>Washington Times</em></a> obtained an internal USDA email in which officials requested that the agency’s management of spending cuts not contradict its public claims about the sequestration’s potential impact. <strong>…</strong> Archivists released a rare video of <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORt_k7LjGDg">Ron Paul</a> sporting an AR-15 in 1989. <strong>…</strong> Twitter users mentioned <a href="https://twitter.com/PatrickRuffini/status/309483377143185408/photo/1">Rand Paul</a> more than 400 times per minute during his 13-hour filibuster. Young Americans for Liberty sparked the viral <a href="http://washingtonexaminer.com/pro-paul-tea-party-group-issues-diewithmccain/article/2523558">#DieWithMcCain</a> trend after the Arizona senator’s critical comments on the House floor. Others joined in with <a href="http://www.politico.com/story/2013/03/lindsey-grahams-very-bad-day-on-twitter-88602.html">#PrimaryGraham</a>, a subtle campaign taunt toward McCain’s partner in crime. <strong>…</strong> The federal trial against Anonymous spokesman <a href="http://rt.com/usa/anonymous-barrett-brown-jail-without-trial-961/">Barrett Brown</a> has been delayed another six months pending his lawyer’s further review of evidence. <strong>…</strong> A reporter at paidContent caught an intellectual-property lobbyist commenting as three different people on an article lambasting NBC’s issuance of <a href="http://paidcontent.org/2013/03/04/nbc-anti-piracy-takedown-notices/">3.9 million</a> Digital Millennium Copyright Act takedown notices. <strong>…</strong> An attempted Dunkin’ Donuts robbery was foiled when one of the company’s employees doused the perp in searing-hot coffee. Loyal to the brand, she screamed at him to “Go run on Dunkin’!” as he ran away.</p>

<p>&nbsp;</p>
<!-- Begin add this -->		
<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style no_print" addthis:url="http://takimag.com/article/portrait_of_the_week_takimag" addthis:title="Portrait of the Week" style="text-decoration:none;" >
<a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a>
<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook"></a>
<a class="addthis_button_twitter"></a>    
<a class="addthis_button_email"></a>


<a href="http://takimag.com/article/portrait_of_the_week_takimag/print">View as single page</a>




<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook_like"></a>
</div>
   <!-- END addthis --> 
	  
	  
	  
	  ]]></content>
	</entry>

	<subtitle type="text">Articles by The Editors</subtitle>
	<entry>
	  <title>Portrait of the Week</title>
	  <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://takimag.com/article/portrait_of_the_week_march_4_takimag" />
	  <id>tag:takimag.com,2013:article/1.13058</id>
	  <published>2013-03-04T04:00:28Z</published>
	  <updated>2013-03-02T07:38:30Z</updated>
	  <author>
			<name>The Editors</name>
			<email>takimag@gmail.com</email>
				  </author>

	  <category term="The Take"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C341"
		label="The Take" />
	  <category term="Cultural Caviar"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C272"
		label="Cultural Caviar" />
	  <content type="html"><![CDATA[
	  
	  
	  
		


<div class="img_article" style="width:225px; height:225px;background-color:#f9f9f9;float:left;margin-right:12px;">

<img src="http://takimag.com/images/uploads/Guy_Fawkes_by_AestheticIndulgence.jpg" width="225" />

<br />

</div>







<p><strong>HOME</strong><br />
California Rep. Maxine Waters claimed that <a href="http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/341897/maxine-waters-sequester-could-cause-170-million-jobs-be-lost-charles-c-w-cooke">170 million</a> jobs will be lost as a result of sequestration. <a href="http://thehill.com/homenews/news/285489-gop-lawmakers-press-napolitano-over-decision-to-release-illegal-immigrants">Homeland Security</a> released hundreds of illegal immigrants in advance of the automatic cuts. <strong>…</strong> New York Governor <a href="http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2013/02/27/cuomo-announces-plans-to-modify-gun-control-law-to-exempt-film-industry-cops/">Andrew Cuomo</a> announced plans to modify the strict firearm restrictions that he signed in January in order to exempt police officers and the movie industry. Thousands of pro-gun activists gathered in Albany to protest the legislation. <strong>…</strong> Casino mogul <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323699704578326200267598608.html">Sheldon Adelson</a> is suing a <em>Wall Street Journal</em> reporter for libel after she referred to him as &#8220;a scrappy, foul-mouthed billionaire.&#8221; <strong>…</strong> The <a href="http://www.azcentral.com/business/consumer/free/20130225us-stopping-use-term-negro-census-surveys.html">US Census Bureau</a> will no longer use &#8220;Negro&#8221; to label black Americans in its annual community survey. <strong>…</strong> CPAC didn&#8217;t invite GOProud or New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie this year. Conservative commentator <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT18xEe1amI">S. E. Cupp</a> is boycotting the conference until gay groups are embraced, and <em>Washington Post</em> columnist <a href="http://www.mediaite.com/tv/krauthammer-to-oreilly-gop-shouldnt-shun-christie-in-spite-of-giving-obama-lap-dance-after-sandy/">Charles Krauthammer</a> is urging GOP leaders to not permanently punish Christie for giving the president &#8220;a lap dance&#8221; during Hurricane Sandy. <strong>…</strong> The <a href="http://www.aclu.org/blog/technology-and-liberty-criminal-law-reform-immigrants-rights/new-document-sheds-light">ACLU</a> discovered that Immigration and Customs Enforcement utilizes portable forensics machines to extract sensitive iPhone data, including passwords and geolocation points, even if it has been hidden or deleted. <strong>…</strong> Zumba instructor <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/live_xxx_girl_zumba_jury_watches_FGsl9HFNdMdUSWtB9GpKPL">Alexis Wright</a>, who is charged with promoting prostitution, had to face a jury as the entire courtroom watched her 45-minute taped sexual encounter with an older man.</p><div class="pullquote">“Guy Fawkes masks are now illegal in Bahrain, effectively putting an end to any chance the country had for change.”</div>

<p><strong>ABROAD</strong> <br />
Secretary of State John Kerry pledged <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/01/world/middleeast/us-pledges-60-million-to-syrian-opposition.html">$60M</a> in aid to the Free Syrian Army. This brings the US government&#8217;s commitment to about $110M, not counting its ongoing program to train anti-Assad fighters. Kerry also praised US diplomats&#8217; hard work in securing the &#8220;democratic institutions&#8221; of <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/us-politics/9892297/John-Kerry-invents-country-of-Kyrzakhstan.html">Kyrzakhstan</a>, a country he found out doesn&#8217;t exist. <strong>…</strong> Former basketball star <a href="https://twitter.com/dennisrodman/status/306404823446740993">Dennis Rodman</a> went to North Korea hoping to see the &#8220;Gangnam Style dude&#8221; Psy, who is South Korean. Supreme Leader <a href="http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/8998220/dennis-rodman-friend-life-north-korea-leader-kim-jong-un">Kim Jong-un</a> sat courtside with Rodman for a basketball game that conveniently ended in a tie, each team scoring 110 points. &#8220;You have a friend for life,&#8221; Rodman assured the North Korean leader afterward. <strong>…</strong> A high-ranking Chinese official threw a major hissy fit at the <a href="http://www.ibtimes.com/chinese-official-flips-out-over-missed-flight-video-1104222">Kunming Wujiaba International Airport</a> when he and his family missed their flight for the second time. Yan Linkun, who tossed computers through the air and tried to shatter a glass window as onlookers watched in amazement, told the airport that he is &#8220;willing to compensate.&#8221; It is unclear if this is a promise to repay damages or an explanation of why the incident first took place. <strong>…</strong> <a href="http://rt.com/news/bahrain-ban-mask-vendetta-478/">Guy Fawkes</a> masks are now illegal in Bahrain, effectively putting an end to any chance the country had for change.</p>

<p><strong>ONLINE</strong><br />
The <a href="http://www.forbes.com/sites/scottgottlieb/2013/02/27/fdas-wants-to-regulate-the-internet-and-now-its-taking-on-facebooks-like-button/">FDA</a> is investigating a dietary supplement company for, in part, &#8220;liking&#8221; an unapproved claim made by a customer on its Facebook page. <strong>…</strong> The liberal Super PAC <a href="http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/02/26/liberal-super-PAC-attacks-McConnell-wife">Progress Kentucky</a> attacked Sen. Mitch McConnell&#8217;s wife for being Chinese. &#8220;May explain why your job moved to China!&#8221; the organization wrote. <strong>…</strong> Arizona deputies arrested <a href="http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2013/02/joe_arpaio_investigators_catch.php">Ignacio Carbajal</a> after he used his neighbor&#8217;s unsecured Wi-Fi to tell a Facebook group that he would kill Sheriff Joe Arpaio &#8220;for free.&#8221; <a href="http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2013/02/joe_arpaio_80-year-old_sheriff.php">Arpaio</a> slipped on the floor and broke his arm two days later. No word on whether Carbajal is involved. <strong>…</strong> Privacy-centered search engine DuckDuckGo, which Google identified as a competitor in response to antitrust allegations, awarded a <a href="https://blog.crypto.cat/2013/02/duckduckgo-supports-cryptocat-development/">$2,000</a> donation to the encryption-based communications service Cryptocat. <strong>…</strong> The <a href="https://twitter.com/Pontifex">Vatican</a> deleted everything from Pope Benedict&#8217;s official account. <strong>…</strong> The <a href="http://rt.com/usa/sabu-informant-anonymous-sentence-491/">US Attorney&#8217;s Office</a> once again delayed LulzSec hacker/informant Sabu&#8217;s sentencing date because he isn&#8217;t done ratting on his friends yet.</p>

<p>&nbsp;</p>
<!-- Begin add this -->		
<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style no_print" addthis:url="http://takimag.com/article/portrait_of_the_week_march_4_takimag" addthis:title="Portrait of the Week" style="text-decoration:none;" >
<a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a>
<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook"></a>
<a class="addthis_button_twitter"></a>    
<a class="addthis_button_email"></a>


<a href="http://takimag.com/article/portrait_of_the_week_march_4_takimag/print">View as single page</a>




<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook_like"></a>
</div>
   <!-- END addthis --> 
	  
	  
	  
	  ]]></content>
	</entry>

	<subtitle type="text">Articles by The Editors</subtitle>
	<entry>
	  <title>2013: The Year So Far in Corruption</title>
	  <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://takimag.com/article/2013_the_year_so_far_in_corruption_takimag" />
	  <id>tag:takimag.com,2013:article/1.13059</id>
	  <published>2013-03-03T04:00:03Z</published>
	  <updated>2013-03-02T16:51:05Z</updated>
	  <author>
			<name>The Editors</name>
			<email>takimag@gmail.com</email>
				  </author>

	  <category term="Toeing the Line"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C328"
		label="Toeing the Line" />
	  <category term="Politics"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C271"
		label="Politics" />
	  <content type="html"><![CDATA[
	  
	  
	  
		


<div class="img_article" style="width:225px; height:225px;background-color:#f9f9f9;float:left;margin-right:12px;">

<img src="http://takimag.com/images/uploads/photo.jpg.png" width="225" />

<br />

<p class="byline large" style="padding:8px;">President Barack Obama</p>
</div>







<p>Lord Acton&#8217;s famous maxim that &#8220;Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely&#8221; is such a nakedly accurate observation of human nature that one might assume no one ever needed to articulate it, much less keep reminding anyone about it.</p>

<p>But a cornerstone of the Grand Leftist Delusion is the notion that when you give human beings the power to legally extort a significant chunk of other human beings&#8217; productive income, this will bring out their best behavior rather than their worst.</p>

<p>And yet, as luck and magic would have it, wherever there is government on Earth, there is corruption. And it&#8217;s almost an inviolable law of physics that the bigger the government, the bigger the corruption.</p>

<p>In February, a former Nigerian Foreign Affairs Minister eloquently <a href="http://tribune.com.ng/news2013/index.php/en/component/k2/item/5969-akinyemi-identifies-corruption-as-bane-of-development-tasks-mimiko-on-second-term">lamented</a> the widespread corruption in his country and elsewhere:</p>

<blockquote><p>[N]ow there are no more values to hold on to. Parents not only encourage their children to beat the system, they aid and abet the children in the nefarious activities. No one believes anymore in the concept of society. It is every man for himself and God for us all.…In my youth, to be accused of theft or any other criminal offence was tantamount to being banished from society, not only for the accused but for his entire family. To be convicted was tantamount to suicide….But now, no one asks for the source of wealth. People in jail, accused of murder, run for and win elections.</p>
</blockquote><div class="pullquote">“It&#8217;s almost an inviolable law of physics that the bigger the government, the bigger the corruption.”</div>

<p>We&#8217;re only 61 days into the year 2013, but unlike demonstrated shortages of revenue, brain power, and basic dignity, the world suffers no lack of political corruption. Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s happened so far this year.</p>

<p><br />
<strong>CHICAGO, IL</strong>—Back from his long hiatus for alleged “depression,” Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr. was <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/news/18251337-418/ex-rep-jesse-jackson-jr-could-face-57-months-in-prison.html">indicted</a> for allegedly misusing $750,000 in public funds to purchase fur coats, mink and cashmere capes, a Rolex watch, and sundry memorabilia regarding Michael Jackson, MLK, and Bruce Lee. Jackson’s father, the mush-mouthed Rev. Jesse Jackson, told the press the family was sticking close together and “being very prayerful.”</p>

<p><strong>SOUTH AFRICA</strong>—Hilton Botha, lead detective in the Oscar Pistorius murder investigation, was <a href="http://www.slate.com/blogs/crime/2013/02/22/oscar_pistorius_detective_hilton_botha_isn_t_alone_south_africa_s_police.html">taken off the case</a> after it was revealed he faced seven attempted-murder charges “for opening fire on a minibus full of passengers.” The South African Police Service is alleged to have killed over 500 citizens from 2009-2010. A recent scandal involves South African police killing a criminal suspect by tying him to the back of a van and <a href="http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2013/02/28/wrd-south-africa-police-violence.html">dragging</a> him.</p>

<p><strong>WASHINGTON, DC</strong>—Chuck Todd of MSNBC, a network whose nose is buried so far up Barack Obama’s posterior that its face sticks out through his mouth, said “<a href="http://freebeacon.com/chuck-todd-on-ofa-fundraising-this-just-looks-bad/">this just looks bad</a>” after it emerged that Obama’s “dark money group” Organizing for Action was basically “selling access” to the White House by arranging for quarterly meetings between Obama and any group member who donated $500,000 or more.</p>

<p><strong>EGYPT</strong>—A judge reviewing a corruption case against a former presidential candidate was in turn accused of <a href="http://www.egyptindependent.com/news/judge-considering-shafiq-corruption-case-accused-corruption">bribery and profiteering</a>.</p>

<p>{pagebreak} </p>

<p><strong>DETROIT, MI</strong>—Deliberations continue in the corruption trial of former Mayor <a href="http://www.freep.com/article/20130228/NEWS0102/130228089/kwame-kilpatrick-corruption-jury-deliberations">Kwame Kilpatrick</a>, who faces 30 counts including racketeering conspiracy and mail fraud. Kilpatrick’s long pedigree of alleged misconduct includes possibly being involved in the murder and cover-up of a stripper who’d visited the mayoral mansion, illegally firing whistleblowers, swapping 14,000 or so lascivious text messages with a female city worker, preferentially hiring his friends and family, assaulting a police officer, and tax evasion. He also once allegedly reprimanded a black female police investigator by asking, “How can a black woman be riding in a car with a man named White?”</p>

<p><strong>ITALY</strong>—Former Prime Minister <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/02/28/us-italy-vote-berlusconi-investigation-idUSBRE91R0MN20130228">Silvio Berlusconi</a> and his improbable hairline are being investigated yet again on suspicion of corruption. Berlusconi is accused of trying to entice a Parliament member to switch sides by plying him with a three-million-euro bribe. Berlusconi dismisses the charges as politically motivated. Without a single definitive conviction, he has faced over thirty prosecutions in his professional career for charges ranging from tax fraud to paying an underage girl for sex.</p>

<p><strong>HAITI</strong>—Former dictator <a href="http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/28/17136615-ex-haiti-dictator-baby-doc-duvalier-faces-corruption-charges-for-first-time-since-revolt?lite">John-Claude &#8220;Baby Doc&#8221; Duvalier</a>, having returned to the country after more than twenty years in exile, is finally facing corruption charges for his bloody reign during the 1970s and 80s. Duvalier is suspected of profiting from the illicit drug trade and also selling the body parts of dead Haitians. He is also suspected of being complicit in countless extra-judicial killings and the routine torture of political prisoners.</p>

<p><strong>SPAIN</strong>—The proles are outraged that <a href="http://world.time.com/2013/01/25/spain-is-disgusted-with-corruption-but-can-anything-be-done-about-it/">high-ranking officials</a> are allegedly receiving envelopes full of cash bribes while they impose austerity measures upon the masses. Swiss officials found bank accounts containing 22 million euro belonging to the former leader of Spain’s ruling Popular Party. The country is awash in corruption scandals, including Andalusia’s Socialist Party being accused of siphoning public funds toward phony retirement packages and the King’s son-in-law allegedly skimming public funds “from sporting and tourism contracts.”</p>

<p><strong>BELL, CA</strong>—A juror has been <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2013/02/bell-trial-juror-dismissed.html">dismissed</a> in the corruption trial of six City Council members in this tiny low-income LA County municipality. The defendants had allegedly voted themselves pay raises that in some cases increased their salaries tenfold. Former city administrator Robert Rizzo—even his name sounds corrupt—had set himself up for a pension plan that would have rewarded him over a million dollars a year after retirement. There are also allegations of business shakedowns, misappropriated funds for breast-cancer awareness, and shady real-estate deals. The former mayor’s defense attorney said that much of the alleged misdeeds might simply be innocent mistakes due to the fact that his client was not known for being especially intelligent or “<a href="http://articles.latimes.com/2013/feb/28/news/la-jury-in-bell-corruption-trial-may-be-deadlocked-20130228">scholarly</a>.”</p>

<p>&nbsp;</p>
<!-- Begin add this -->		
<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style no_print" addthis:url="http://takimag.com/article/2013_the_year_so_far_in_corruption_takimag" addthis:title="2013: The Year So Far in Corruption" style="text-decoration:none;" >
<a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a>
<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook"></a>
<a class="addthis_button_twitter"></a>    
<a class="addthis_button_email"></a>


<a href="http://takimag.com/article/2013_the_year_so_far_in_corruption_takimag/print">View as single page</a>




<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook_like"></a>
</div>
   <!-- END addthis --> 
	  
	  
	  
	  ]]></content>
	</entry>

	<subtitle type="text">Articles by The Editors</subtitle>
	<entry>
	  <title>Portrait of the Week</title>
	  <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://takimag.com/article/portrait_of_the_week" />
	  <id>tag:takimag.com,2013:article/1.13046</id>
	  <published>2013-02-25T04:00:19Z</published>
	  <updated>2013-02-24T15:58:21Z</updated>
	  <author>
			<name>The Editors</name>
			<email>takimag@gmail.com</email>
				  </author>

	  <category term="The Take"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C341"
		label="The Take" />
	  <content type="html"><![CDATA[
	  
	  
	  
		


<div class="img_article" style="width:225px; height:225px;background-color:#f9f9f9;float:left;margin-right:12px;">

<img src="http://takimag.com/images/uploads/Obama-at-the-White-House--010.jpg" width="225" />

<br />

<p class="byline large" style="padding:8px;">President Barack Obama</p>
</div>







<p><em>A roundup of news items from last week (and a few tidbits from the week before).</em></p>

<p><br />
<strong>HOME</strong><br />
The White House Press Corps whined about having “absolutely no access” to Barack Obama. Less than a day after <em>The New Republic</em> called for a boycott of the annual correspondents’ dinner, the president found enough time to hold an off-the-record meeting with top White House reporters. <strong>…</strong> The New York Times Company is selling <em>The Boston Globe</em>, and the conservative weekly <em>Human Events</em> is also for sale. <strong>…</strong> Ann Coulter appeared on Stossel and told his audience that most people think “libertarians are pussies.” <strong>…</strong> A reporter at the <em>New York Daily News</em> admitted that he started the “Friends of Hamas” rumor while conversing with a Republican congressional aide. <strong>…</strong> A pro-gay-marriage group edited video footage of the Bush family into its national advertising campaign, which recently aired on CNN and MSNBC. Former First Lady Laura Bush requested that she be removed from the advertisement, as she had not given any permission to use her likeness. <strong>…</strong> The Associated Press revised its rulebook to approve the journalistic use of “husband” and “wife” when referring to same-sex marriages. <strong>…</strong> A Florida state prosecutor got canned after flashing his badge at a strip joint to evade a 15% surcharge on credit cards. <strong>…</strong> The city of Baltimore paid outside consultants nearly $600K to produce a study instructing the government how to save money.</p><div class="pullquote">“The city of Baltimore paid outside consultants nearly $600K to produce a study instructing the government how to save money.”</div>

<p><strong>ABROAD</strong><br />
Sen. Lindsey Graham told a roomful of constituents that US drone strikes have killed 4,700 people in the Middle East since 2007. Graham’s number is about 1,200 victims higher than averages compiled by Micah Zenko of the Council on Foreign Relations. The CIA and Pentagon have kept their casualty estimates under close wraps. A spokesman clarified that Graham, who sits on the Senate Committee on Armed Services, was citing independent analyses and did not inadvertently reveal any official record. <strong>…</strong> An Iranian graphics company was caught Photoshopping “proof” of Ahmadinejad’s newest fighter jet. <strong>…</strong> The Australian Electoral Commission filed Julian Assange’s application to run as a Senate candidate. Assange says that a victory in September will compel the US to drop its espionage investigation. He will run under the WikiLeaks Party. <strong>…</strong> The Ecuadorian government, which granted Assange asylum last year, tapped convicted American hacker Kevin Mitnick to secure its elections. <strong>…</strong> Mexican drug lord Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán was resurrected after reports of his death in a shootout proved baseless. <strong>…</strong> Murder suspect Oscar Pistorius was granted $113K bail by a South African magistrate who deemed the double amputee not a flight risk.</p>

<p><strong>ONLINE</strong><br />
<em>Playboy</em> plans to release its first iPhone app this winter. In alignment with the puritanism at Apple, all content will be nudity-free. <strong>…</strong> The porn industry hopped on the viral bandwagon with its personal rendition of the “Harlem Shake,” featuring eight naked starlets and an overly confident pizza-delivery man. <strong>…</strong> Donald Trump’s Twitter feed read, “These hoes think they classy, well that’s the class I’m skippen,” but Trump claimed the account was hacked. <strong>…</strong> Hackers also targeted Burger King’s Twitter feed, adding a McDonald’s logo to its biographical section with a message asserting that the company had been sold “because the whopper flopped.” <strong>…</strong> Czech student Karel Bílek packed all of The Pirate Bay’s content into a single 75MB file that users can download as a backup in preparation for the website’s potential shutdown. The Pirate Bay is threatening to sue the Finnish organization CIAPC for using similar information in a recent anti-piracy campaign. <strong>…</strong> Internet daters are angry that the math majors behind OkCupid are selling sensitive data to advertisers through its new venture Combosaurus. <strong>…</strong> Georgia Rep. Earnest Smith proposed legislation prohibiting the electronic imposition of someone’s face “onto an obscene depiction.” Reddit had a field day imposing his face onto obscene depictions. <strong>…</strong> The White House pointed at LulzSec as a threat to national security for conducting “economic espionage” against the US.</p>

<p>&nbsp;</p>
<!-- Begin add this -->		
<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style no_print" addthis:url="http://takimag.com/article/portrait_of_the_week" addthis:title="Portrait of the Week" style="text-decoration:none;" >
<a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a>
<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook"></a>
<a class="addthis_button_twitter"></a>    
<a class="addthis_button_email"></a>


<a href="http://takimag.com/article/portrait_of_the_week/print">View as single page</a>




<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook_like"></a>
</div>
   <!-- END addthis --> 
	  
	  
	  
	  ]]></content>
	</entry>

	<subtitle type="text">Articles by The Editors</subtitle>
	<entry>
	  <title>Uncle Sam, Give Us Your Guns</title>
	  <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://takimag.com/article/uncle_sam_give_us_your_guns_takimag" />
	  <id>tag:takimag.com,2013:article/1.12991</id>
	  <published>2013-01-25T04:09:40Z</published>
	  <updated>2013-01-25T04:17:42Z</updated>
	  <author>
			<name>The Editors</name>
			<email>takimag@gmail.com</email>
				  </author>

	  <category term="Winning"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C330"
		label="Winning" />
	  <category term="Politics"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C271"
		label="Politics" />
	  <content type="html"><![CDATA[
	  
	  
	  
		


<div class="img_article" style="width:225px; height:225px;background-color:#f9f9f9;float:left;margin-right:12px;">

<img src="http://takimag.com/images/uploads/unclesam.jpg" width="225" />

<br />

</div>







<p>Protected by a hundred supersonic fighter jets, ten thousand armored vehicles with machine-gun turrets, and twenty million fully functional military tanks (many of them equipped with really cool-looking flamethrowers and some awesome newfangled sonic crowd-control technology), Senator Dianne Feinstein boldly rode her bulletproof limo into Washington DC yesterday and called for <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-250_162-57565515/gun-control-bill-faces-long-odds-in-congress/">a new ban on so-called &#8220;assault weapons.&#8221;</a> Her plan would basically revive 1994’s “assault weapons ban,” which was so effective that it almost kinda (not really) prevented the Columbine Massacre five years later.</p>

<p>Barack Obama approves of this plan, and on January 16 he <a href="http://theweek.com/article/index/238992/is-obama-exploiting-kids-to-push-gun-control">posed for pictures with children</a> to prove it. (Incidentally, he also signed <a href="http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2013/01/16/obama-to-announce-gun-control-proposals-shortly/">23 executive orders</a> that apparently had something to do with guns…or whatever.) The White House even sponsored <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=SHpdLORzn3Y">videos</a> where children talk about guns and how bad they are.</p>

<p>Feinstein’s assault-weapons ban and Obama’s photo op with prepubescent gun-grabbers came on the fiery heels of a month-long national “discussion” about guns sparked by mid-December’s Newtown Massacre.</p><div class="pullquote">“People in government use guns to kill the most people by far. Surely that’s something to keep in mind when talking about gun control.”</div>

<p>After that tragic school shooting, it was time for, like, a national conversation about guns or something. Enough is enough, right? It was time to DO something. You have to draw the line somewhere. And what about the kids? After all, if we can save just one kid—even a really bratty and insufferable one—isn’t it all worth it?&nbsp; We need gun control now to save the kids, or at least the ones we didn’t abort.</p>

<p>And so began a predictably ridiculous month-long national dialogue about guns, all of it contentious and most of it retarded.</p>

<p>Michael Moore pulled a juicy Buffalo hot wing out of his mouth to announce that it’s only <a href="http://cnsnews.com/news/article/michael-moore-calm-down-white-people-and-put-away-your-guns">white people</a> who want guns, and only to kill nonwhites, yet a cursory review of recent spree killings would indicate that some of the more high-profile mass shootings were more likely motivated by a hatred for <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandy_Hook_Elementary_School_shooting">schoolchildren</a>, <a href="http://takimag.com/article/the_jokers_razor_jim_goad/print#axzz2IwmGCrWa">Batman fans</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Hood_shooting">infidels</a>, and, well, <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20012557-504083.html">white people</a>.</p>

<p>And while it’s true that guns don’t kill people (people kill people), people with guns kill people better than people using only their bare hands. It’s also true that it’s hard for guns to kill people without, you know, people <em>using</em> the guns. Just like a joint can’t smoke itself, it’s not like a gun is going to just spontaneously start killing people. So, yes, without a doubt, you need people to kill people with guns—and it just so happens that people in <a href="http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/20TH.HTM">government</a> use guns to kill the most people by far. Surely that’s something to keep in mind when talking about gun control.</p>

<p>If it’s true that guns are only for killing, then why does the US military need so many guns? And if the government’s role is to protect the kids, why the hell has its drones killed <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drone_attacks_in_Pakistan">176 kids</a> in Pakistan?</p>

<p>It’s nearly impossible to sift through the blizzard of facts and statistics that both sides (AKA, the NRA and the Pentagon) cherry-pick to throw at the casual gun-control researcher. We do know that most American gun deaths are suicides. We know that a high quotient of gun homicides are gang-related. We know that rural areas have more guns yet less gun crime, while urban areas with strict gun-control laws tend to have relatively high rates of gun violence. We also know that over the past twenty years, gun violence has gone down while gun ownership has gone up.</p>

<p>But as with everything, it depends on which statistics you choose to believe. Some researchers say that owning a gun only makes it far more likely for you to accidentally blow off half your face than to stop an armed burglar. But other researchers say that an armed burglar is far less likely to burgle you if he knows you’re packin’.</p>

<p>{pagebreak}</p>

<p>As the NRA’s Wayne LaPierre (could a man’s name sound gayer?) explained, &#8220;The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.&#8221; But what if there’s, like, another bad guy with a gun, say, standing in a grassy knoll? Do you need two additional good guys with guns standing behind him to keep him in check? Ethical issues involving deadly force can get complicated quickly.</p>

<p>When our Founding Fathers crafted the Second Amendment, they did not have AR-15s in mind. But neither were they thinking of iPads while drafting the First Amendment.</p>

<p>But seriously, why does anyone really need an AR-15, you know? Why should any citizen be permitted to have one of those? How many of those do you really need to kill a duck?</p>

<p>Does that question even deserve an answer until you first explain why anyone in the government needs an AR-15? Or 5,000 nuclear warheads? Or chemical weapons? Or why the coolest and deadliest weapons are exclusively hoarded by those who also claim the sole authority to tax? Why have they been allowed to stockpile an arsenal so massive and terrifying that many Americans seem to have concluded that any armed resistance against the government is futile?</p>

<p>With all the lip service that gets paid to “equality,” guns are about the best equalizers we currently have, whether you’re dealing with the micro level (a hundred-pound woman with a single concealed-carry pistol to fend off a rapist) or the macro level (over three hundred million guns, legal and illegal, floating amid private hands to counterbalance a super-powerful government’s obscene cache of high-tech weapons).</p>

<p>With all the shrieking we hear about “saving the children,” you don’t hear much about saving them from a government that has already indentured them in the future to pay off its current debts.</p>

<p>And finally, with the nonstop carping and clucking and scolding we hear about “bullying,” the fact is that the US government, enabled by its unparalleled weaponry, is currently the biggest bully on Earth.</p>

<p>The twentieth century was very instructive regarding what happens when governments disarm their citizens. From the Soviet Union to Red China to Turkey to Uganda to Guatemala to Cambodia and seemingly all points beyond, disarming the citizens served mostly to set them up for slaughter. It’s the same trick every time: <em>Give me your gun</em>, said the government official.<em> OK, now give me your wallet.</em> When it comes to trusting the government to monopolize violence, paranoia may be a better survival mechanism than gullibility.</p>

<p>Would it be a better world with no guns? Theoretically, sure, just as it would be a better world with no nukes, no heat-seeking missiles, no foreign wars, no CIA, no IRS, and no income tax to fund the whole murderous machine. But you rarely hear even the most fervent of gun-control advocates who call for a complete…or a gradual…or even a slight…disarmament of the US government. So before our insolent and audacious “public servants” start getting all uppity with their repeated calls for private citizens to lay down their weapons, we feel they should set a good civic example and lay down theirs first.</p>

<p>Until that happens, no deal.</p>

<p>Deal?</p>

<p>&nbsp;</p>
<!-- Begin add this -->		
<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style no_print" addthis:url="http://takimag.com/article/uncle_sam_give_us_your_guns_takimag" addthis:title="Uncle Sam, Give Us Your Guns" style="text-decoration:none;" >
<a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a>
<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook"></a>
<a class="addthis_button_twitter"></a>    
<a class="addthis_button_email"></a>


<a href="http://takimag.com/article/uncle_sam_give_us_your_guns_takimag/print">View as single page</a>




<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook_like"></a>
</div>
   <!-- END addthis --> 
	  
	  
	  
	  ]]></content>
	</entry>

	<subtitle type="text">Articles by The Editors</subtitle>
	<entry>
	  <title>Kicking the Can Over the Cliff</title>
	  <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://takimag.com/article/kicking_the_can_over_the_cliff_takimag" />
	  <id>tag:takimag.com,2013:article/1.12946</id>
	  <published>2013-01-02T04:01:32Z</published>
	  <updated>2013-01-01T19:25:34Z</updated>
	  <author>
			<name>The Editors</name>
			<email>takimag@gmail.com</email>
				  </author>

	  <category term="Economic Crisis"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C186"
		label="Economic Crisis" />
	  <category term="Commerce"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C273"
		label="Commerce" />
	  <content type="html"><![CDATA[
	  
	  
	  
		


<div class="img_article" style="width:225px; height:225px;background-color:#f9f9f9;float:left;margin-right:12px;">

<img src="http://takimag.com/images/uploads/cliff.jpg" width="225" />

<br />

</div>







<p>Anyone who has two brain cells to rub together for warmth on a cold winter morning knows that this whole “fiscal cliff” debate is nothing more than a petty squabble over tweaking the amount of a terminal cancer patient&#8217;s chemo. If Team Red and Team Blue ever hammer out a deal, it will amount to scooping a thimbleful of water out of the ocean. Preventing another recession—let’s pretend we ever came out of the first one—will not forestall an inevitable catastrophic depression.</p>

<p>Still, most of the government’s media mandarins have been successful in deviously flipping the core issue. The question the MSM’s federal shills keep asking is “Who will pay the bill?” rather than “Why the HELL is the bill so large?” You’ll hear them prattle all day and all of the night about “hate” and “anger” while keeping absolutely mum about “fractional reserve banking” and “fiat currency.”</p><div class="pullquote">“Quit thinking of the word ‘tax’ as a noun and start thinking of it as a verb.”</div>

<p>The <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Creature-Jekyll-Island-Federal-Reserve/dp/0912986212">Creature From Jekyll Island</a> is poised to eat America. But the government keeps using credit cards to pay off credit cards to pay off credit cards to pay off credit cards, all while the average working stiff or business owner is stripped of their belongings if they dare to miss a payment or two. </p>

<p>“Quantitative Easing” is a sweetly perfumed term that actually means “anal dilation for taxpayers.” It’s not as if <a href="http://www.usdebtclock.org/">the average American taxpayer currently &#8220;owes&#8221; over a million dollars in unfunded government liabilities</a>. Pretend that’s just a figment of warped conspiratorial imaginations. Question the sanity of anyone who dares to make it an issue.</p>

<p>Trying to rein in Leviathan is somehow depicted as “obstructionist.” One must never obstruct the bloody beast. One must continue tossing raw meat into its maw. Anyone who stands in the beast’s way is full of “hate” and “anger.” We know who the problem is here, right? It’s those Tea Party redneck rural paint-huffing Bible-thumping cousin-humping bigots who aren’t like we are and whose chief sin is that they don’t like people who are different than they are. We all know it’s a scientific fact that those people are only against abortion because they prefer the taste of newborn babies.</p>

<p>The average naïve and uninformed American seems to believe that a politician’s main role is to care about his or her feelings. As long as the words sound vaguely compassionate and the soundtrack is uplifting, they’ll swallow whatever ball of honey-coated dung that politicians feed them. In truth, politicians care about us so much, they even indenture the unborn to lifetime financial servitude.</p>

<p>{pagebreak}</p>

<p>If you oppose taxing the lifeblood out of the people until their bodies are dried-up like beef jerky, well, you’re obviously a racist. Not that there’s any correlation. There doesn’t need to be a correlation in a world where feelings trump facts.</p>

<p>So quit hatin’, y’all! Let some air in this room! Raise that debt ceiling! Raise it so high we can’t even see it anymore! Let the clouds roll over our eyes and forever obscure the bad, evil, hateful truth for us! Let us pretend that the iron mallet of Western imperialist mathematics won’t strike us in the head! Let us hold hands, regardless of race, creed, gender, or sexuality, and pretend that math doesn’t exist! Math is for people who don’t like gay marriage and transgendered three-legged hamsters! Math is an illusion, and our feelings are the only things that are real!</p>

<p>It’s hard not to think that the so-called culture wars are a purposely engineered distraction. How about we shelve the idea of government-funded acrylic prosthetic penises for female-to-male transsexuals and slash interest payments to the Federal Reserve instead? Why is that never discussed? That should be the first and most severe spending cut.</p>

<p>Wise up, ye numskulls. Quit thinking of the word “tax” as a noun and start thinking of it as a verb. That way you’ll realize its <a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/tax?show=1&amp;t=1357086988">synonyms</a> include strain, stress, demand, exact, pressure, agitate, annoy, bother, exasperate, gnaw, grate, harass, hassle, irk, irritate, nettle, pester, vile, and hex. Think long and hard about how little say you’ve had in how they spend even one penny of the money they demand from you at gunpoint. Start to realize that when a “tax break” expires, they want you to believe it’s not a “tax increase,” even though the federal hypodermic is drawing more blood from your veins. Ponder the fact that when a biker gang feels someone has crossed them, they confiscate their money or belongings and call it a “tax.”</p>

<p>You know who’s truly to blame here? Anyone who’s simpleminded enough to think that only one party is to blame here. In the end, all they’re doing on Capitol Hill right now is robbing Pedro to pay Pablo. The hospital patient’s long-term prognosis is decidedly negative. To be optimistic is to be stupid.</p>

<p>Oh, and Happy New Year.</p>

<p>&nbsp;</p>
<!-- Begin add this -->		
<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style no_print" addthis:url="http://takimag.com/article/kicking_the_can_over_the_cliff_takimag" addthis:title="Kicking the Can Over the Cliff" style="text-decoration:none;" >
<a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a>
<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook"></a>
<a class="addthis_button_twitter"></a>    
<a class="addthis_button_email"></a>


<a href="http://takimag.com/article/kicking_the_can_over_the_cliff_takimag/print">View as single page</a>




<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook_like"></a>
</div>
   <!-- END addthis --> 
	  
	  
	  
	  ]]></content>
	</entry>

	<subtitle type="text">Articles by The Editors</subtitle>
	<entry>
	  <title>The Rodents of Amsterdam</title>
	  <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://takimag.com/article/the_rodents_of_amsterdam_takimag" />
	  <id>tag:takimag.com,2012:article/1.12909</id>
	  <published>2012-12-09T04:00:22Z</published>
	  <updated>2012-12-09T09:30:24Z</updated>
	  <author>
			<name>The Editors</name>
			<email>takimag@gmail.com</email>
				  </author>

	  <category term="Culture Clash"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C250"
		label="Culture Clash" />
	  <category term="Cultural Caviar"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C272"
		label="Cultural Caviar" />
	  <content type="html"><![CDATA[
	  
	  
	  
		


<div class="img_article" style="width:225px; height:225px;background-color:#f9f9f9;float:left;margin-right:12px;">

<img src="http://takimag.com/images/uploads/containerhousing.jpg" width="225" />

<br />

</div>







<p>As Pastor Martin Niemöller famously wrote:</p>

<blockquote><p>First they came for the loud, obnoxious, drunken neighbors who defecated on my front lawn, tossed their beer bottles through my window, harassed my children, raped my sister, shot my dog, set my car on fire, and spit in my face, but I did not speak out, because I was not one of them.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Last year the city of Amsterdam fielded an estimated 13,000 complaints of “antisocial” behavior, much of it perpetrated by people who already leech off the public dole. The city’s mayor, Eberhard van der Laan from the left-leaning Labor Party, recently announced a roughly <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20599036">$1.3-million</a> plan <a href="http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/abusive-neighbors-to-be-sent-into-container-exile-in-amsterdam-a-870976.html">to relocate some of Amsterdam’s chronic troublemakers into shipping-container homes</a> on the outskirts of town. (Apparently, deportation still isn’t an option.) Offenders would be required to stay in such facilities for a minimum of six months and face steady surveillance by social workers and police. Despite the program’s punitive nature, they will still receive free lodging and healthcare.</p><div class="pullquote">“The European welfare state, like that in America, still chugs along blindly unaware that it is unsustainable.”</div>

<p>The mayor claims the program will protect those who behave themselves yet are forced to suffer harassment from those who don’t. Bartho Boer, a spokesman for the mayor, claims the program is designed to “defend the liberal values of Amsterdam”:</p>

<blockquote><p>We want everyone to be who he and she is—whether they are gay and lesbian or stand up to violence and are then victims of harassment. We as a society want to defend them….The aim of this scheme is not to reward people who behave badly with a brand-new, five-room home with a south-facing garden.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>A city spokeswoman named Tahira Limon told the BBC:</p>

<blockquote><p>Usually people are scared to report problems for fear of intimidation. It’s an upside down world and we want to change it so the people who cause the problems are moved.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>The program, which incorporates a team of “harassment directors” who field anonymous complaints made to a hotline, has been compared to a similar suggestion made in 2011 by staunchly anti-Islamic Dutch politician <a href="http://www.dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2011/02/set_up_special_villages_away_f.php">Geert Wilders</a>, who proposed building <em>tuigdorpen</em>, roughly translated as “scum villages,” to house the city’s chronic troublemakers:</p>

<blockquote><p>Repeat offenders should be forcibly removed from their neighborhood and sent to a village for scum. They will then be put into converted containers as homes. If juveniles are involved, their families should be moved, too. Put all the trash together.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>The idea of creating such malefactors’ ghettos on Amsterdam’s geographical fringes has drawn loud analogies to leper colonies, gulags, and, but of course, Nazi concentration camps.</p>

<p>Ironically, the term “concentration camp” itself was largely popularized over 100 years ago during the Second Boer War when British forces in South Africa herded over 100,000 Dutch-descended soldiers and civilians into dozens of tented camps.</p>

<p>{pagebreak}</p>

<p>Historically, the herding together and quarantining of “undesirables” has been justified on grounds that are either behavioral (as in British convicts being exported to Australia and the American colonies), ideological (as in every communist “reeducation camp” throughout history), or racial (as in Europe’s Jewish ghettos, South Africa’s “Bantustans,” Palestinians in the West Bank, and so-called “Native Americans” along the Trail of Tears). It is also a ubiquitous practice in almost all wars, both <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_American_internment">during the conflict</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forced_labor_of_Germans_after_World_War_II">after the smoke has cleared</a>.</p>

<p>And now Dutch officials, despite their nation’s perennial reputation for tolerance, are finding themselves forced to wage a small-scale war on chronic troublemakers by banishing The Netherlands’ netherworld to The Netherlands’ hinterlands.</p>

<p>Amsterdam’s plan is nominally based on behavior, but what if most of this behavior can be traced to a specific group of ethnic aliens? Rightists such as Geert Wilders openly identify the troublemakers as Muslims who refuse to assimilate and instead view themselves as hostile colonists rather than genial immigrants. Leftists such as Amsterdam’s mayor would finger them as people who <a href="http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_the_Netherlands">disproportionately engage in violent &#8220;hate crimes&#8221;</a> against homosexuals. Either way, it’s roughly the same group. Whatever you deign to call them, it’s becoming unavoidably obvious that no, we can’t all get along.</p>

<p>The EU, which seeks to murder and cannibalize any remaining vestiges of distinct European national cultures, will not be happy with these recent developments in Amsterdam. It will likely seek to argue that these rude, obnoxious, troublesome, and steadfastly non-assimilating Muslim youths are suffering a violation of their “natural rights” to bash, insult, demean, and rape their host population.</p>

<p>Cloistered liberal elites are infamous for never having to endure the downside of their ham-fisted egalitarian policies. Although in theory they exalt the “oppressed”—i.e., society’s scum, vermin, and dregs—they conveniently tend to never live anywhere near them.</p>

<p>The European welfare state, like that in America, still chugs along blindly unaware that it is unsustainable. Multiculturalism is a delusion that all cultures are compatible, when it’s obvious that multiculturalism is only compatible with itself—and then only temporarily, because it inevitably splinters into gays fighting against blacks against women against Muslims.</p>

<p>The globalists who insist the world’s inhabitants be concentrated together into the same camp, those “enlightened” few who can’t distinguish between compassion and naiveté, seem unaware that it is precisely such compassion that creates such monsters. They’re familiar with the maxim that if you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day, but they don’t realize that if you give a man a sheep, he’ll likely end up sodomizing it daily.</p>

<p>In the end, few of those who are embraced by multiculturalists seem willing to return the favor. Perhaps they’re acting in an “antisocial” manner because they never wanted to fit into the host society.</p>

<p>Officials across the political spectrum in The Netherlands are realizing that not everyone behaves equally. Neither the left nor the right can ignore or deny that there’s a problem. This may only be the start of something enormous. Maybe it’s a portent of something much bigger, something not tidily managed with a few dozen extra social workers and shipping containers. Perhaps this is all hyperbole, and Amsterdam will be able to effectively deal with its recidivist ne’er-do-wells. Or maybe the rodents of Amsterdam are mere rats on a ship that’s ready to sink.</p>

<p>&nbsp;</p>
<!-- Begin add this -->		
<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style no_print" addthis:url="http://takimag.com/article/the_rodents_of_amsterdam_takimag" addthis:title="The Rodents of Amsterdam" style="text-decoration:none;" >
<a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a>
<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook"></a>
<a class="addthis_button_twitter"></a>    
<a class="addthis_button_email"></a>


<a href="http://takimag.com/article/the_rodents_of_amsterdam_takimag/print">View as single page</a>




<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook_like"></a>
</div>
   <!-- END addthis --> 
	  
	  
	  
	  ]]></content>
	</entry>

	<subtitle type="text">Articles by The Editors</subtitle>
	<entry>
	  <title>OH, NO, JU&#45;DON&#8217;T!</title>
	  <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://takimag.com/article/taki_wins_gold_taki" />
	  <id>tag:takimag.com,2012:article/1.12860</id>
	  <published>2012-11-13T04:02:47Z</published>
	  <updated>2012-11-15T04:18:49Z</updated>
	  <author>
			<name>The Editors</name>
			<email>takimag@gmail.com</email>
				  </author>

	  <category term="Taki TV"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C322"
		label="Taki TV" />
	  <category term="Cultural Caviar"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C272"
		label="Cultural Caviar" />
	  <content type="html"><![CDATA[
	  
	  
	  
		


<div class="img_article" style="width:225px; height:225px;background-color:#f9f9f9;float:left;margin-right:12px;">

<img src="http://takimag.com/images/uploads/img_bosvenson.jpg" width="225" />

<br />

<p class="byline large" style="padding:8px;">Bo Svenson in Kill Bill vol.2</p>
</div>







<p>Taki Theodoracopulos wins the world 70+ judo championship by forcing tough-guy actor Bo &#8220;Walking Tall&#8221; Svenson into submission&#8230;<br />
Grand Masters 2012 - Miami Beach, Florida</p>

<p><iframe width="510" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9pHg7ugb4Us" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></p><p></iframe></p>
<!-- Begin add this -->		
<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style no_print" addthis:url="http://takimag.com/article/taki_wins_gold_taki" addthis:title="OH, NO, JU-DON&#8217;T!" style="text-decoration:none;" >
<a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a>
<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook"></a>
<a class="addthis_button_twitter"></a>    
<a class="addthis_button_email"></a>


<a href="http://takimag.com/article/taki_wins_gold_taki/print">View as single page</a>




<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook_like"></a>
</div>
   <!-- END addthis --> 
	  
	  
	  
	  ]]></content>
	</entry>

	<subtitle type="text">Articles by The Editors</subtitle>
	<entry>
	  <title>Octomom, Please Octodie</title>
	  <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://takimag.com/article/octomom_please_octodie_takimag" />
	  <id>tag:takimag.com,2012:article/1.12843</id>
	  <published>2012-11-01T04:01:33Z</published>
	  <updated>2012-11-02T05:42:35Z</updated>
	  <author>
			<name>The Editors</name>
			<email>takimag@gmail.com</email>
				  </author>

	  <category term="Afternoon Delight"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C224"
		label="Afternoon Delight" />
	  <category term="Cultural Caviar"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C272"
		label="Cultural Caviar" />
	  <content type="html"><![CDATA[
	  
	  
	  
		


<div class="img_article" style="width:225px; height:225px;background-color:#f9f9f9;float:left;margin-right:12px;">

<img src="http://takimag.com/images/uploads/nadya_suleman.jpg" width="225" />

<br />

<p class="byline large" style="padding:8px;">Nadya Suleman</p>
</div>







<p>Nadya Suleman, you are everything that is wrong with the world at the moment.</p>

<p>The question isn’t what’s wrong with you—that’s obvious. <em>Everything</em> is wrong with you. The real question: Is there anything right with you?</p>

<p>You are a repellent, repugnant, loathsome, attention-seeking piece of rotted flesh wrapped around a black hole that sucks the goodness out of everything in its vicinity.</p><div class="pullquote"><p>“Nadya Suleman, you are everything that is wrong with the world at the moment.”</p>
</div>

<p>Whether it was <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2028905/Octomom-Nadya-Suleman-shows-gruesome-scars-resulting-multiple-pregnancy.html">flaunting your C-section scars</a> for the camera at a celebrity boxing match…sticking your bloated, cosmetically mangled bottom-feeding catfish face in front of every paparazzo willing to snap a picture of it…going on talk shows to seek counseling for your “compulsive hoarding disorder”…declaring bankruptcy after running up a million-dollar debt…then going on welfare…then bragging that you were off welfare because you were finally self-sufficient as a result of doing porn…has revealed you to be a lower life form than even the humble, often good-natured amoeba.</p>

<p>Now—to the same sort of garish public fanfare that accompanies all of your disgusting behavior, you have <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/octomom-stressed-rehab-article-1.1195086">entered rehab</a> for alleged addiction to Xanax, a pill designed especially to numb the rudimentary brains of weak-willed people who can’t handle life.</p>

<p>Yes, leave your 14 children…all fourteen of them..did we mention there are <em>fourteen</em> of them?...behind while you go and deal with your precious anxiety.</p>

<p>{pagebreak}</p>

<p>We feel bad for your kids, but then again, maybe not, knowing that they’re at least partially made of you. The fourteen baby octopi that once occupied your womb apparently stretched it out so badly that it has left a giant gaping hole inside you, one that you constantly seek to fill with attention.</p>

<p>Oh, you have “anxiety.” We wish you actually did—the kind of anxiety that sentient, mature beings experience when they’re enduring the sort of hardship and suffering that wasn’t entirely of their own making. We wish you all that, plus more anxiety as a form of lifetime punitive damages. If there is indeed an afterlife, we cast you into the bottom of the lake of fire, where the worm dieth not and the fire is not quenched, and worst of all, where you’re so deep in the abyss that you receive zero attention from anyone, not even Satan.</p>

<p>We wish pain, suffering, and, yes, a slow and grinding death upon you in every possible way that it is legal for us to wish such things upon you. We will take it right up to the line between legal and illegal, but not an inch less. Is it legal to wish someone would kill you? Perhaps it’s at least legal to imply that inside our hearts, we wish someone would kill you, so long as we don’t come right out and say we wish someone would kill you. If that’s legal, then yes, we’re implying we wish that would happen.</p>

<p>There is no “war on women.” Women, at least in the West, have it better than they’ve had it at any point in world history. But let’s have a war on your type of woman. Let’s have a scorched-earth policy on your sort of ghastly retarded Medusa so that it never dares rear its ugly head with its puffy cheeks, dopey eyes, and bloated lips again.</p>

<p>&nbsp;</p>
<!-- Begin add this -->		
<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style no_print" addthis:url="http://takimag.com/article/octomom_please_octodie_takimag" addthis:title="Octomom, Please Octodie" style="text-decoration:none;" >
<a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a>
<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook"></a>
<a class="addthis_button_twitter"></a>    
<a class="addthis_button_email"></a>


<a href="http://takimag.com/article/octomom_please_octodie_takimag/print">View as single page</a>




<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook_like"></a>
</div>
   <!-- END addthis --> 
	  
	  
	  
	  ]]></content>
	</entry>

	<subtitle type="text">Articles by The Editors</subtitle>
	<entry>
	  <title>Trail of Tees</title>
	  <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://takimag.com/article/trail_of_tees_takimag" />
	  <id>tag:takimag.com,2012:article/1.12816</id>
	  <published>2012-10-19T04:01:32Z</published>
	  <updated>2012-10-19T06:19:34Z</updated>
	  <author>
			<name>The Editors</name>
			<email>takimag@gmail.com</email>
				  </author>

	  <category term="Toeing the Line"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C328"
		label="Toeing the Line" />
	  <category term="Cultural Caviar"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C272"
		label="Cultural Caviar" />
	  <content type="html"><![CDATA[
	  
	  
	  
		


<div class="img_article" style="width:225px; height:225px;background-color:#f9f9f9;float:left;margin-right:12px;">

<img src="http://takimag.com/images/uploads/manifestdestiny.jpg" width="225" />

<br />

</div>







<p>The price-gouging <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/aug/08/gap-next-marks-spencer-sweatshops">sweatshop-clothing</a> chain The Gap is enduring <a href="http://shine.yahoo.com/fashion/gap-pulls-manifest-destiny-t-shirt-gets-history-025900453.html">a tempest in a T-shirt</a> over a $30 &#8220;designer&#8221; tee featuring the words MANIFEST DESTINY. What is being described as a &#8220;huge outcry,&#8221; an &#8220;outrage,&#8221; and &#8220;a flood of complaints&#8221;—but was little more than some mild wailing from <a href="http://change.org/petitions/gap-discontinue-the-manifest-destiny-tshirt-and-issue-a-formal-apology">change.org</a>&#8216;s Soros Zombies and predictable carping from professional-victim &#8220;<a href="http://indiancountrytodaymedianetwork.com/2012/10/15/gap-manifest-destiny-t-shirt-sparks-outrage-in-indian-country-140007#ixzz29f4yUgQi">Native Americans</a>&#8221;—led to The Gap withdrawing the offending item and apologizing for being insensitive to the never-ending torrent of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trail_of_Tears">Injun teardrops</a>.</p>

<p>The shirt&#8217;s &#8220;designer,&#8221; Mark McNairy—it requires decades of training and an artist&#8217;s gilded soul to pick a font and peck out two words—initially responded to this manufactured controversy with what seemed like a defiant Tweet: &#8220;<a href="https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151197786087436&amp;set=o.14856729724&amp;type=1&amp;theater">MANIFEST DESTINY. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST</a>.&#8221; Then, acknowledging that Social Darwinism has been thoroughly discredited by those who always call things &#8220;discredited&#8221; without actually bothering to discredit them, McNairy bent over, grabbed his ankles, and <a href="https://twitter.com/mmcnairy/status/257920961557434370">apologized</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>I AM SORRY FOR MY SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST COMMENT. IT HURT ME DEEPLY TO BE CALLED A RACIST AS THAT IS NOT ME. I REACTED WITHOUT THINKING.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This country is obviously dealing with a lot of hurt feelings and a lot of apologies. This country obviously has no future.</p>

<p>A writer in England, a country that has never colonized or oppressed anyone, clucked that The Gap&#8217;s decision to issue the T-shirt was &#8220;<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/oct/16/gap-manifest-destiny-t-shirt?newsfeed=true">a historic mistake</a>.&#8221; So was letting all those Muslims into your country. So was ever feeling the slightest twinge of guilt for having built one of the greatest empires the world has ever known.</p><div class="pullquote">&#8220;This country is obviously dealing with a lot of hurt feelings and a lot of apologies. This country obviously has no future.&#8221;</div>

<p>Many professional ingrates described the words MANIFEST DESTINY in the most horrific terms, conjuring images of peaceful, daisy-sniffing &#8220;indigenous peoples&#8221; who were <a href="http://www.loompanics.com/Articles/AmericanIndians.html">placidly blowing bubbles and rubbing one another&#8217;s feet</a> until the Evil White Man came and ruthlessly murdered 100 trillion of them. One commenter noted that the T-shirt was &#8220;probably made out of cotton,&#8221; which ignores America&#8217;s shameful legacy of slavery and shows a &#8220;shocking lack of historical awareness.&#8221; Another opined that this incident &#8220;shows light into the true nature of the fashion industry, one riddled with racism.&#8221;</p>

<p>Never mind all the Che shirts and the Mao shirts and the IT&#8217;S A BLACK THANG shirts. Those are all on the <em>right</em> side of history, of a vibrantly righteous and inescapable future that is destined to occur and is constantly manifesting itself.</p>

<p>Modern globalists, multiculturalists, and one-worlders—the type of leisure-addled schmucks who scream until their throats bleed about MANIFEST DESTINY T-shirts—base their beliefs on &#8220;the great principle of human equality&#8221; and &#8220;human progress.&#8221; They &#8220;turn with moral horror&#8221; from &#8220;the oppressions, the cruelties, and injustice&#8221; of past eras. They stand &#8220;in defence of humanity, of the oppressed of all nations, of the rights of conscience, [and] the rights of personal enfranchisement.”</p>

<p>In short, they agree with all the quoted text from that last paragraph, which was taken from <a href="https://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/intrel/osulliva.htm">an essay by John L. O&#8217;Sullivan</a>, who is often credited with coining the term &#8220;Manifest Destiny&#8221; in the mid-1800s as the USA spread westward.</p>

<p>Echoes of Manifest Destiny—of a higher moral pretext that allows one to feel a bit less guilty for seizing land—can also be found in concepts as diverse as Hitler&#8217;s <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebensraum"><em>Lebensraum</em></a>, the Mexican <em>reconquista</em> movement, Islamic global jihad, and Zionism. It&#8217;s also a persistent subtext of America&#8217;s century-long quest to make &#8220;the world safe for democracy,&#8221; from Woodrow Wilson up to latter-day neocon foreign-policy shlubs.</p>

<p>{pagebreak} </p>

<p>Perhaps modern &#8220;Native American activists&#8221; and their palefaced enablers should focus more on cursing the Red Man&#8217;s ancestors for never being technologically advanced enough to develop a more efficient defense system to maintain bragging rights over the land that was presumably their birthright…the land they somehow &#8220;owned&#8221; naturally…the land from whose ground they purportedly sprung forth like millions of red lilies in springtime…the land which one must never suggest that they possibly seized by committing literal and complete genocide against <a href="http://suite101.com/article/the-solutrean-hypothesis-and-prehistoric-america-a201344">previous inhabitants of European extraction</a>. After all, it&#8217;s never a good idea to bring a bow and arrow to a gunfight.</p>

<p>Perhaps they should shut up about &#8220;genocide&#8221; altogether, seeing as there are perhaps currently as many &#8220;Native Americans&#8221; here now (around <a href="http://www.census.gov/newsroom/releases/archives/facts_for_features_special_editions/cb11-ff22.html">5.2 million</a> in the continental US and Alaska alone) than there were back before the Evil White Man set his Evil White Toes on these shores. (Estimates range from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population_history_of_indigenous_peoples_of_the_Americas#Population_overview">2.1 million to 18 million</a> throughout North America, which includes Canada and Mexico.)</p>

<p>Or if they refuse to shut up, perhaps some modern palefaces should start talking about how in pre-Columbian days, there were no such things as flat-screen TVs, welfare checks, tax-free casinos, or white guilt. Perhaps they should mention that despite all the yammering about death, genocide, and destruction, European encroachment served to lengthen the average &#8220;Native American&#8221; <a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=GhnjmZpSLwAC&amp;pg=PA68&amp;lpg=PA68&amp;dq=native+american+%22life+span%22+1600&amp;source=bl&amp;ots=rhIsrbk_Lq&amp;sig=n90Y4bWZ_AStU8iMAvQ2Sv0UQ-8&amp;hl=en&amp;sa=X&amp;ei=AjeAUInzL4So8gSPv4DYBw&amp;ved=0CB8Q6AEwAA#v=onepage&amp;q=native%20american%20%22life%20span%22%201600&amp;f=false">lifespan</a>. Perhaps they should start flapping their pale lips about things these <a href="http://www.chicagonow.com/dennis-byrnes-barbershop/2009/08/the-outrageous-pc-whitewashing-of-the-fort-dearborn-massacre/">noble, peaceful</a> Persons of Indigenosity did—acts of beneficence such as <a href="http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/WWscalping.htm">scalping</a> and <a href="http://www.hotspotsz.com/Decapitated_bodies_found_in_Aztec_pyramid_%28Article-11909%29.html">decapitation</a>. Perhaps we should remind them that the Cherokee <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1842_Slave_Revolt_in_the_Cherokee_Nation">owned black slaves</a>, too. Perhaps they should start talking more about modern squalor, dysfunction, <a href="http://jezebel.com/5912932/rape-on-indian-reservations-reaches-epidemic-proportions">rape</a>, and <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/03/us/wind-river-indian-reservation-where-brutality-is-banal.html?_r=0">atrocities</a> out &#8220;on the res.&#8221;</p>

<p>Perhaps that would be fair. But perhaps historical struggles are part of a zero-sum game where fairness is never an option.</p>

<p>For now, anyone who dares mention any of these unmentionables is tarred and feathered with the term &#8220;white privilege,&#8221; which has come to mean &#8220;the honor of being blamed for everything bad throughout world history.&#8221;</p>

<p>Two things are certain and don’t require the word &#8220;perhaps&#8221;: Only civilizations that are in a steep decline are willing to apologize, and only civilizations that are on the ascent have a sense of positive destiny.</p>

<p>&nbsp;</p>
<!-- Begin add this -->		
<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style no_print" addthis:url="http://takimag.com/article/trail_of_tees_takimag" addthis:title="Trail of Tees" style="text-decoration:none;" >
<a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a>
<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook"></a>
<a class="addthis_button_twitter"></a>    
<a class="addthis_button_email"></a>


<a href="http://takimag.com/article/trail_of_tees_takimag/print">View as single page</a>




<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook_like"></a>
</div>
   <!-- END addthis --> 
	  
	  
	  
	  ]]></content>
	</entry>

	<subtitle type="text">Articles by The Editors</subtitle>
	<entry>
	  <title>Biden Takes Ryan to the Jerk Store</title>
	  <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://takimag.com/article/biden_takes_ryan_to_the_jerk_store_takimag" />
	  <id>tag:takimag.com,2012:article/1.12806</id>
	  <published>2012-10-13T04:01:31Z</published>
	  <updated>2012-10-13T11:56:32Z</updated>
	  <author>
			<name>The Editors</name>
			<email>takimag@gmail.com</email>
				  </author>

	  <category term="Manhunt"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C288"
		label="Manhunt" />
	  <category term="Politics"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C271"
		label="Politics" />
	  <content type="html"><![CDATA[
	  
	  
	  
		


<div class="img_article" style="width:225px; height:225px;background-color:#f9f9f9;float:left;margin-right:12px;">

<img src="http://takimag.com/images/uploads/jerkstore1.jpg" width="225" />

<br />

</div>







<p>There is no bigger douchebag in American politics than Joe Biden. There is possibly no bigger douchebag in the solar system. His florid, monster-truck-sized, off-the-charts douchiness was on ample display during <a href="http://blogs.courier-journal.com/politics/2012/10/11/full-text-of-the-vice-presidential-debate-at-centre-college-in-danville-ky">Thursday night&#8217;s vice-presidential debate</a>.</p>

<p>Biden is a <a href="http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/history_lesson/2008/08/the_write_stuff.html">known plagiarist</a> and <a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/joebiden/a/bidenisms.htm">perennial embarrassment</a> whom Obama tagged for the VP slot even though Biden had once referred to him as &#8220;the first mainstream African American…who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.” He later assured the American public that Obama &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMRYuq4-PqI">has a big stick</a>.&#8221; At a 2008 rally, he told wheelchair-bound Senator Chuck Graham, &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2mzbuRgnI4">Stand up, Chuck, let &#8216;em see ya</a>.&#8221; This summer he told a mostly black audience that Romney wanted to &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1PVOIqQAns">put y&#8217;all back in chains</a>.&#8221;</p>

<p>In normal circumstances against a capable opponent, such serial ineptitude and deep-seated character defects would have worked against him. If he had faced an agile, authoritative debater, Biden&#8217;s blowtorch hostility and forced, condescending smarm would have been liabilities. But the number-crunching, <a href="https://twitter.com/alxwinter/status/256505041471537152/photo/1/large">iron-pumping</a>, <a href="http://yesiwantcake.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/111809_0100_bitterbeerf1.jpg">bitter-beer-faced</a> Paul Ryan was so exasperatingly ineffectual, Biden&#8217;s Douche Factor suddenly transformed into a magic nightstick that worked to his advantage. Ryan acted like a leaky vagina and thus wound up getting thoroughly douched.</p><div class="pullquote">“Biden&#8217;s style was appalling, but Ryan had no style whatsoever.”</div>

<p>Political debates depend far less on factual accuracy than they do on the combatants&#8217; ability to sway gullible voters. And since both candidates <a href="http://www.factcheck.org/2012/10/veep-debate-violations/">mangled the truth beyond recognition</a> on Thursday, it became a contest of style. Biden&#8217;s style was appalling, but Ryan had no style whatsoever.</p>

<p>Despite the fact that he&#8217;s 27 years older than Ryan, Biden acted like an infant, maybe even a fetus. He interrupted Ryan 82 times. On 14 occasions he referred to Ryan as &#8220;my friend&#8221; with a passive-aggressive intonation that suggested &#8220;my inferior.&#8221; He LOL&#8217;d more than a Facebook pajama party of teenage girls. He rolled his eyes, shook his head, smirked, hectored, bullied, feigned incredulity, and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLrIheW-viM">forced his laughter</a>, all while flashing his shiny white bioengineered teeth. He dismissed Ryan&#8217;s comments as &#8220;amazing,&#8221; &#8220;incredible,&#8221; and &#8220;malarkey.&#8221;</p>

<p>Looking like a bloated stork that was undergoing chemo, the bellicose blowhard was so hostile at times it looked as if he was going to eat Paul Ryan&#8217;s head. He was aggressive to the point where he assumed <a href="http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/JvEeEljdeldrYFBgF1xCNw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0yMjg7cT04NTt3PTUxMg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/2a870c6dc4c1ba1c1d0f6a70670086fd.jpg">martial arts hand postures</a>. On several occasions he was vein-poppingly angry in a way that suggested he ejaculates blood while sleeping. At times he was even rude toward the debate&#8217;s haggard-looking moderator, Martha Raddatz.</p>

<p>If Biden was a Republican, the left-tilting media would never have shut its flapping lips about how he acted like a dreaded and despised ANGRY WHITE MAN, but alas, he&#8217;s not a Republican, so this was all depicted as &#8220;feisty&#8221; and &#8220;combative&#8221; rather than &#8220;hateful&#8221; and &#8220;repellent.&#8221;</p>

<p>{pagebreak}</p>

<p>To Biden&#8217;s credit, he even nailed Ryan on a few factual matters. Although a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0ZIJdN05QE&amp;feature=player_embedded">self-proclaimed Zionist</a> who apparently knows the Secret Jew Hand Gesture, he ably swept aside Ryan&#8217;s suggestion that Iran was only a twinkling of an eye away from having fully functional nuclear weapons. When Ryan spoke against Obama&#8217;s stimulus, Biden said he had two personal letters Ryan had written him requesting stimulus money. But beyond such aberrations, Biden dominated the debate mainly by acting like an impudent boor.</p>

<p>Ryan&#8217;s giant failure was that for someone who aspires to be a heartbeat away from the presidency, he couldn&#8217;t even handle a raging buffoon such as Biden. Paul Ryan unmasked himself as someone made of flimsy plywood rather than presidential timber. He simply rolled over like a whipped puppy and allowed Biden to take him straight to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KmTTy_MM5w">the Jerk Store</a>.</p>

<p>Republican spin doctors have attempted to portray Ryan&#8217;s abject passivity as coolness under pressure, but it was the coolness of a corpse. He was tentative, cautious, sincere, polite, and earnest, all of which worked against him. He was conciliatory even as Biden kept jabbing him with a pitchfork. As the debate started, he blew a giant opportunity by tiptoeing gingerly around the Benghazi cover-up. He looked even worse when he appeared to suggest that another war in the Middle East might be preferable to allowing Iran&#8217;s mullahs to get their mitts on a nuke or two. He sidestepped the moderator&#8217;s direct request for him to be specific about how he plans to pay for across-the-board tax cuts. Worst of all, Ryan displayed none of the youthful passion that was expected of him. Instead, Biden was the passionate one, even if it was due to senility rather than youth.</p>

<p>Polls conducted immediately after the debate yielded conflicting results. A <a href="http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2012/images/10/11/top13.pdf">CNN survey</a> declared Ryan the winner, 48 percent to 44 percent. <a href="https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/256584306443554817">CNBC</a> gave it to Ryan by a 20-point margin. But <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-250_162-57531059/poll-biden-takes-debate-over-ryan-uncommitted-voters-say/">CBS</a> gave it to Biden by 19 points.</p>

<p>Throughout the debate, mention was made of the fact that Biden and Ryan are both Irish Catholics. But while Biden acted like a drunken leprechaun, Ryan behaved like a chastened altar boy. And though Biden&#8217;s problem may have been that he acted too Irish, Ryan&#8217;s fatal flaw was that he didn&#8217;t act nearly Irish enough.</p>

<p>&nbsp;</p>
<!-- Begin add this -->		
<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style no_print" addthis:url="http://takimag.com/article/biden_takes_ryan_to_the_jerk_store_takimag" addthis:title="Biden Takes Ryan to the Jerk Store" style="text-decoration:none;" >
<a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a>
<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook"></a>
<a class="addthis_button_twitter"></a>    
<a class="addthis_button_email"></a>


<a href="http://takimag.com/article/biden_takes_ryan_to_the_jerk_store_takimag/print">View as single page</a>




<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook_like"></a>
</div>
   <!-- END addthis --> 
	  
	  
	  
	  ]]></content>
	</entry>

	<subtitle type="text">Articles by The Editors</subtitle>
	<entry>
	  <title>Death of the Obamabots</title>
	  <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://takimag.com/article/death_of_the_obamabots_takimag" />
	  <id>tag:takimag.com,2012:article/1.12792</id>
	  <published>2012-10-05T04:00:42Z</published>
	  <updated>2012-10-07T15:11:44Z</updated>
	  <author>
			<name>The Editors</name>
			<email>takimag@gmail.com</email>
				  </author>

	  <category term="Manhunt"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C288"
		label="Manhunt" />
	  <category term="Politics"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C271"
		label="Politics" />
	  <content type="html"><![CDATA[
	  
	  
	  
		


<div class="img_article" style="width:225px; height:225px;background-color:#f9f9f9;float:left;margin-right:12px;">

<img src="http://takimag.com/images/uploads/obamaromney2.jpg" width="225" />

<br />

</div>







<p>Mitt Romney <a href="http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10/03/cnn-poll-romney-wins-debate-by-big-margin/?utm_source=twitterfeed&amp;utm_medium=twitter&amp;">kicked Barack Obama&#8217;s ass</a> so thoroughly Wednesday night, Attorney General Eric Holder has considered charging him with a hate crime.</p>

<p>This gives us throbbing levels of immensely transcendent galaxy-tripping joy not because we think Romney is <a href="http://takimag.com/article/the_romnambulist_jim_goad/print#axzz28Mkspkql">anything to write home about</a> or that any <a href="http://takimag.com/article/a_fantasy_presidential_debate_that_will_never_happen_jim_goad1/print#axzz28Mkspkql">substantial issues</a> were raised during the debate, but because Obama&#8217;s lapdogs and water boys and bootlickers and lawn jockeys and Fourth Estate concubines have been trying their gosh-diggety-darndest to declare that Romney had already lost the election. </p>

<p>September had been an awful month for Romney, mainly because the overwhelmingly left-leaning media had insisted it was. Ever since the <a href="http://takimag.com/article/an_overdose_of_hope_takimag/print#axzz28Mkspkql">Democratic Convention</a> adjourned and Obama built up an obviously insurmountable two-to-five-point lead in national polls, it seemed as if every headline on Yahoo! and Google News was some slight iteration of &#8220;Romney in Serious Trouble,&#8221; &#8220;Dark Clouds for Romney,&#8221; &#8220;Americans Say &#8216;Rom-NO,&#8217;&#8221; &#8220;Epic FAIL for Romney,&#8221; &#8220;Romney is Losing Badly,&#8221; and &#8220;Romney—Whatta Loser!&#8221; You would think they’d have learned something from the <a href="http://cdn.pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dewey.jpg">DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN</a> debacle, but no.</p>

<p>You&#8217;d also think that journalists would actually occupy their time doing what journalists are <em>supposed</em> to do—you know, digging for dirt on both candidates until their knuckles bleed. Asking difficult questions. And most importantly, NOT TAKING SIDES in some prematurely triumphalist brainwashing scheme.</p><div class="pullquote">&#8220;September had been an awful month for Romney, mainly because the overwhelmingly left-leaning media had insisted it was.&#8221;</div>

<p>Instead, the repugnantly slanted media—hey, there&#8217;s documented evidence <a href="http://takimag.com/article/biassholes_liberal_media_bias_and_the_journolist_scandal/print#axzz28Mkspkql">they conspired to get Obama elected</a> during the last go-round—eagerly displayed their confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance by trotting out endless polls about how their caramel-colored American Idol was going to win this time, too, thus exonerating them from having to admit he&#8217;s been a failure on the level of <em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KdQ7Gig770">Ishtar</a></em> or <em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CGz4h95tPM">Gigli</a></em>.</p>

<p>To think that this wasn&#8217;t some sort of intentional and possibly orchestrated campaign to create an aura of invincibility around Obama&#8217;s greying head and thus discourage undecided voters and Romney supporters from even bothering to yank the lever on November 6 is, quite candidly, a sign of either naiveté, denial, or Down syndrome. Possibly all three.</p>

<p>The reprehensibly fat and oily prog-pundit smarmball Cenk <span class="strike">Ugly</span> Uygur of <em>The Young <span class="strike">Turds</span> Turks</em> went so far as to declare on Monday that &#8220;<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/cenk-uygur/obama-polls-lead_b_1927955.html">This Election is Already Over – Obama Won</a>.&#8221;</p>

<p>But after Wednesday night, when Romney made creamed corn out of Obama, it is our sincerest wish that Uygur is curled up in a ball in the shower, trying to wash away all the shame while attempting to eat his own body fat.</p>

<p>The sclerotic and possibly senile Jim Lehrer, <a href="http://www.jimgoad.net/images/lehrer.jpg">looking as if croissants had been surgically implanted under his eyes</a>, briefly returned from the crypt to moderate Wednesday&#8217;s debate. Obama looked nearly as fatigued as Lehrer, but at least he used his &#8220;white&#8221; accent and left his blackness in the dressing room. Entirely absent was the corn-shucking <a href="http://www.jimgoad.net/images/kingfish.jpg">Kingfish</a> inflection he used while <a href="http://dailycaller.com/2012/10/02/obama-speech-jeremiah-wright-new-orleans/3/">sucking up to Reverend Jeremiah Wright</a> in front of an adoring black crowd in 2007. Still, at times he acted a bit too uppity for our tastes and behaved like someone who clearly didn&#8217;t understand his place in society.</p>

<p>{pagebreak}</p>

<p>Romney was so sharp and presidential and commanding and on-point that even Obama&#8217;s fiercest supporters pooped their diapers and were forced to admit that their choco-messiah had clay feet. </p>

<p><a href="http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/10/03/van-jones-romney-was-able-to-out-obama-obama/">Van Jones</a>, the Ming the Merciless of contemporary black American communists, conceded that &#8220;Romney was able to ‘out-Obama’ Obama. On the connection piece, on the authenticity piece, on the being able to tell the story.&#8221;</p>

<p>&#8220;What was Romney doing?&#8221; MSNBC&#8217;s Chris &#8220;The Tingler&#8221; Matthews asked, <a href="http://www.jimgoad.net/images/chrismatthews.jpg">looking as if he&#8217;d been robbed by a dozen Colombian hookers</a>. Then, offering to answer his own question, Matthews said, &#8220;He was winning.&#8221; Matthews desperately opined that the only way for Obama to win the next debate was for him to emulate the <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/files/2011/08/rachel_maddow_031009-300x296.jpg">insane lesbians</a>, <a href="http://cdn01.dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/EdSchultzII525.jpg">obese blowhards</a>, and <a href="http://i.huffpost.com/gen/274112/thumbs/s-LAWRENCE-ODONNELL-large300.jpg">smirking champagne socialists</a> that people his cable network.</p>

<p>Bill Maher, who is rumored to be slightly over one meter tall and dropped <a href="http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/02/maher-defends-million-obama-super-pac-donation-115728.html">a solid mil</a> of his own money to support an Obama Super PAC, <a href="https://twitter.com/billmaher/status/253681591723892737">Tweeted</a> that &#8220;Obama made a lot of great points tonight. Unfortunately, most of them were for Romney.&#8221; </p>

<p>Andrew Sullivan, who is married even though his partner has a penis, <a href="http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2012/10/live-blogging-the-first-presidential-debate-2012.html">live-blogged his despair</a> as the Obama legend officially crumbled before America&#8217;s eyes:</p>

<blockquote><p>Romney is kicking the president&#8217;s ass….This is a rolling calamity for Obama. He&#8217;s boring, abstract, and less human-seeming than Romney!...Romney is dominating Lehrer. And the debate. Just in pure alpha male terms….Obama looked tired, even bored….He may even have lost the election tonight.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Manatee-sized documentarian <a href="http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/watercooler/2012/oct/4/picket-michael-moore-obama-what-happens-when-u-pic/">Michael Moore</a>, who lives in an area so secluded that the village&#8217;s only black person runs a shoeshine stand on Main Street, went into as many conniptions as his enlarged heart could handle, re-Tweeting someone else&#8217;s comment that &#8220;If Romney keeps this up&#8230;Obama is going to vote for him!&#8221; Moore ultimately blamed Obama&#8217;s drubbing on the fact that he&#8217;d prepared for the debates by sparring with the cadaverous John Kerry.</p>

<p>Even Nicholas Kristof, Obama&#8217;s professional fluffer at <em>The New York Times</em>, lamented that our mulatto commander-in-chief appeared to be &#8220;<a href="http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2012/10/03/Kristof-Obama-looks-constipated">constipated</a>.&#8221;</p>

<p>In every US presidential election since 1788, the constipated-looking one has lost. This is surely an ominous sign for Obama.</p>

<p>When you run a campaign entirely on charm but then somehow lose your charm as if it was an iPhone you accidentally left at a swingers&#8217; club, you&#8217;re in trouble.</p>

<p>Seriously, this was the most fun we&#8217;ve had since Rocky Balboa beat Apollo Creed. </p>

<p>&nbsp;</p>
<!-- Begin add this -->		
<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style no_print" addthis:url="http://takimag.com/article/death_of_the_obamabots_takimag" addthis:title="Death of the Obamabots" style="text-decoration:none;" >
<a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a>
<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook"></a>
<a class="addthis_button_twitter"></a>    
<a class="addthis_button_email"></a>


<a href="http://takimag.com/article/death_of_the_obamabots_takimag/print">View as single page</a>




<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook_like"></a>
</div>
   <!-- END addthis --> 
	  
	  
	  
	  ]]></content>
	</entry>

	<subtitle type="text">Articles by The Editors</subtitle>
	<entry>
	  <title>Low&#45;Calorie Food Fight!</title>
	  <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://takimag.com/article/low_calorie_food_fight_takimag" />
	  <id>tag:takimag.com,2012:article/1.12776</id>
	  <published>2012-09-27T04:01:33Z</published>
	  <updated>2012-09-26T18:18:35Z</updated>
	  <author>
			<name>The Editors</name>
			<email>takimag@gmail.com</email>
				  </author>

	  <category term="Vile Bodies"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C248"
		label="Vile Bodies" />
	  <category term="Politics"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C271"
		label="Politics" />
	  <content type="html"><![CDATA[
	  
	  
	  
		


<div class="img_article" style="width:225px; height:225px;background-color:#f9f9f9;float:left;margin-right:12px;">

<img src="http://takimag.com/images/uploads/foodfight.jpg" width="225" />

<br />

</div>







<p>Students at a Kansas high school are claiming that the government is trying to starve them to death. In the teeny-weeny Great Plains town of Sharon Springs, which is possibly smaller than <a href="http://zionstrumpet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/michelle-obama-butt.jpg">Michelle Obama’s bum</a>, an English teacher and her pupils have collaborated on <a href="http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2012/09/24/169497/school-lunch-calorie-limits-leave.html">a song-parody video</a> called “We Are Hungry” to vent their anger over a new law that places an 850-calorie limit on federally subsidized student lunches.</p>

<p>The singer—you are <em>strongly</em> encouraged to switch the sound off while watching this video unless you want his fragile warbling to be stuck in your brain like a bloodsucking leech—wails about how he “gave up food months ago” and “thought maybe we could find a way not to starve today” and that he has “no energy to run” and may wind up “crawling home tonight” unless someone carries his malnourished husk home, because what’s happening is just like the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor">Holodomor</a>:</p>

<p><iframe width="510" height="290" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2IB7NDUSBOo?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></p><p></iframe></p>

<p>To any honest person who’s not emotionally invested in what appears to be yet another insanely partisan hyper-politicizing of humble foodstuffs, it immediately becomes apparent that these kids <em>aren’t quite starving</em>. In fact, there is more than one <a href="http://www.jimgoad.net/images/wearehungry1.jpg">Blue Ribbon winner</a> on the school’s female volleyball team. Many of those girls appear as if they’ve eaten far more than their fair share of government hay.</p><div class="pullquote">“If parents can’t afford to feed their kids and keep them healthy, the solution is simple: Don’t have them.”</div>

<p>And at the risk of stepping on the tender toes nestled within the gentle hearts that are tucked inside the marshmallow-soft minds of public-school students and their teacher-gurus nationwide, 850 calories is more than you get in a <a href="http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-burger-king-whopper-cheese-i52799">Whopper with cheese</a>. And to our knowledge, no pistol-packing Stasi agents are preventing their parents from cramming their kids’ backpacks with ten-pound care packages of pork cracklin’s and deep-fried Oreos, so what’s the big deal?</p>

<p>Yet the humble flames of their heartland outrage are being eagerly fanned by Republican pols seeking to repeal the calorie limits imposed by 2010’s multi-billion-dollar <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Healthy,_Hunger-Free_Kids_Act_of_2010">Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act.</a> Iowa Congressman Steve King (<a href="http://theiowarepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Steve-King-at-Fair-450x320.jpg">moderately fat</a>) and Kansas Congressman Tim Huelskamp (<a href="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RnAdIz8UcE0/0.jpg">also moderately fat</a>) are co-sponsoring the &#8220;<a href="http://www.opencongress.org/bill/112-h6418/text">No Hungry Kids Act</a>,&#8221; which would enable America’s already <a href="http://www.cdc.gov/healthyyouth/obesity/facts.htm">unacceptably chunky</a> schoolkids to gobble yet more tax-subsidized calories.</p>

<p>According to Rep. King:</p>

<blockquote><p>The misguided nanny state, as advanced by Michelle Obama&#8217;s &#8216;Healthy and Hunger Free Kids Act,&#8217; was interpreted by Secretary [Tom] Vilsack to be a directive that, because some kids are overweight, he would put every child on a diet. Parents know that their kids deserve all of the healthy and nutritious food they want.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Well, it seems as if Mr. King is asking the “nanny state” to provide it. Since his last campaign received <a href="http://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/contrib.php?cid=N00025237&amp;cycle=2012&amp;type=I&amp;newMem=N&amp;recs=100">substantial contributions from the meat industry</a> and he&#8217;s <a href="http://www.foodsafetynews.com/2012/04/iowa-leaders-seek-congressional-hearing-on-lftb-firestorm/#.UGNZvhjisZ0">publicly defended &#8220;pink slime,&#8221;</a> AKA “Soylent Pink,” it’s possible he’s merely a pawn of Big Beef’s attempts to get their hooves back in school lunchrooms. King is also running against Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack’s wife for reelection, so this appears to be some sort of shadowy power struggle between big-money interests who either prop up the USDA or who fall afoul of it.</p>

<p>{pagebreak}</p>

<p>For example, <a href="http://www.zionstrumpet.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/michelle-obama-butt.jpg">Michelle Obama</a>—who is being verbally barbecued for sending her daughters to a private school that boasts <a href="https://www.sidwell.edu/mobile/index.aspx?pageaction=ViewSinglePublic&amp;LinkID=49099&amp;ModuleID=375&amp;StartDate=9/27/2012">a relatively lavish lunch menu</a>—has also <a href="http://takimag.com/article/no_childs_fat_behind_palin_dumps_on_michelle_obamas_youth_obesity_scheme/print#axzz27bjOXFKb">benefited handsomely</a> from prior and current associations with Big Food.</p>

<p>But to hear certain <a href="http://www.theblaze.com/stories/we-are-hungry-meet-the-students-and-teachers-behind-the-viral-video-mocking-michelle-obamas-new-lunch-mandates/comment-page-3/?corder=desc#comments">credulous neocon website commenters</a> tell it, &#8220;Moochelle&#8221; is a power-crazed, whitey-hating, <a href="http://www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/works/1919/dec/06.htm">communist</a> child-torturer who is preparing us for food rationing and enhanced federal policing power in her mad-scientist attempts &#8220;to create a skinny army of mind numbed robots.&#8221; And did you know that she has <a href="http://westorlandonews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/michelle-obama-.jpg">a fat ass</a> and <a href="http://www.snuscentral.org/images/stories/obama-smoking.jpg">her husband smokes</a>?</p>

<p>So as with everything else involved with America’s self-mutilating two-party system, it seems as if both sides are pretending to care for their constituencies—especially the goldurned <em>children</em>—to keep their benefactors signing big fat checks.</p>

<p>In pragmatic terms, if we’re going to be forced at gunpoint to finance an impossibly Byzantine government healthcare system intended to cover nearly <a href="http://www.forbes.com/sites/rickungar/2012/04/30/obesity-now-costs-americans-more-in-healthcare-costs-than-smoking/">$200 billion yearly in obesity costs alone</a>, sure, shave a few calories off the little chubsters’ lunches. We’re fine with that. Kids these days are <a href="http://www.aacap.org/cs/root/facts_for_families/obesity_in_children_and_teens">way too fat</a> as it is. So are most Americans, and <a href="http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/health/120918/obesity-50-percent-americans-will-be-obese-2030-at-current-rate">it’s only getting worse</a>. We believe it’s healthy to be prejudiced against fat people and possibly even to bully them.</p>

<p>But more generally, we don’t think the government should be involved in healthcare at all. And we have no idea why the feds have dipped their beaks into the agricultural business to the tune of <a href="http://www.obpa.usda.gov/budsum/FY13budsum.pdf">$150 billion a year</a>. We don’t see the upside into being forced to pay to fatten up America’s schoolkids now so that we’re forced to pay for their open-heart surgeries forty years from now.</p>

<p>The government needs to stay out of our bellies. If parents can’t afford to feed their kids and keep them healthy, the solution is simple: Don’t have them.</p>

<p>&nbsp;</p>
<!-- Begin add this -->		
<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style no_print" addthis:url="http://takimag.com/article/low_calorie_food_fight_takimag" addthis:title="Low-Calorie Food Fight!" style="text-decoration:none;" >
<a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a>
<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook"></a>
<a class="addthis_button_twitter"></a>    
<a class="addthis_button_email"></a>


<a href="http://takimag.com/article/low_calorie_food_fight_takimag/print">View as single page</a>




<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook_like"></a>
</div>
   <!-- END addthis --> 
	  
	  
	  
	  ]]></content>
	</entry>

	<subtitle type="text">Articles by The Editors</subtitle>
	<entry>
	  <title>Wagging the Dirty Infidel Dog</title>
	  <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://takimag.com/article/wagging_the_dirty_infidel_dog_takimag" />
	  <id>tag:takimag.com,2012:article/1.12753</id>
	  <published>2012-09-14T04:01:52Z</published>
	  <updated>2012-09-14T15:15:53Z</updated>
	  <author>
			<name>The Editors</name>
			<email>takimag@gmail.com</email>
				  </author>

	  <category term="Review"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C327"
		label="Review" />
	  <category term="Cultural Caviar"
		scheme="http://takimag.com/news/C272"
		label="Cultural Caviar" />
	  <content type="html"><![CDATA[
	  
	  
	  
		


<div class="img_article" style="width:225px; height:225px;background-color:#f9f9f9;float:left;margin-right:12px;">

<img src="http://takimag.com/images/uploads/Untitled911.jpg" width="225" />

<br />

</div>







<p>Dumb Middle Easterners are angrier than ever at the West today, and dumb Americans are angrier than ever at the Muslim world, and we’re not sure who’s dumber.</p>

<p>Fires are blazing across the Middle East as Muslims who have medieval conniptions at any depiction of their dead <a href="http://www.answering-islam.org/Authors/Wood/pedophile.htm">pedophile prophet</a> are storming and torching American embassies and consulates in multiple countries. Thus far violent disturbances have been reported in Libya, Yemen, Egypt, Iraq, Iran, Tunisia, Sudan, Morocco, and as far afield as Berlin and Bangladesh.</p>

<p>It’s currently unclear how much of the violence was motivated by organized jihadist militias seeking vengeance on the anniversary of the 9/11/2001 attacks and how much was spurred by reaction to an almost inconceivably inept anti-Islamic film called <em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC6yGzpSvjU&amp;bpctr=1347487705">Innocence of Muslims</a></em>. Hillary Clinton called the film “disgusting and reprehensible,” and American politicians across the disgusting and reprehensible spectrum have strained to make clear that we don’t hate Islam nearly as much as we appear to enjoy bombing the dung out of the Muslim world.</p>

<p>The film, which features segments where references to Muhammad, Islam, and the Koran are obviously dubbed onto the soundtrack rather than spoken by the actors, has also been <a href="http://www.gawker.com/5942748/it-makes-me-sick-actress-in-muhammed-movie-says-she-was-deceived-had-no-idea-it-was-about-islam?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&amp;utm_source=gawker_facebook&amp;utm_medium=socialflow">denounced by an actress</a> who says she has no idea she was hornswoggled into appearing in a clumsy anti-Muslim agitprop piece. The film was originally reported to have been produced by an Israeli Jew, but it now appears that a California-based <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19591039">Egyptian Coptic Christian</a> previously imprisoned for financial fraud was behind the whole shebang.</p><div class="pullquote">&#8220;They say you can’t put a price tag on human life, but a billion dollars per body seems a bit steep to us.&#8221;</div>

<p>American neoconservatives, who are apparently as easily manipulated by simplistic emotional triggers as their Islamist enemies, are predictably calling for nuking the entire Middle East and stomping the barbarian Muslim cockroaches and obliterating these stinking clitoris-slashing cavemen who apparently aren’t grateful for the fact that we’ve diddled aggressively in their affairs for decades now.</p>

<p>After all, this is America, and we hate <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stern_gang">terrorist bombers</a>. We also stand up and fight <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Liberty_incident">whenever a foreign country kills our citizens</a>. We are a sovereign nation, and neither <a href="http://www.jimgoad.net/images/obamayarmulke.jpg">Obama</a> nor <a href="http://www.jimgoad.net/images/romneyyarmulke.jpg">Romney</a> will ever bow to foreign powers.</p>

<p>Nearly <a href="http://www.1howmany.com/how-many-people-died-in-9-11">three thousand Americans</a> were killed in the attacks of September 11, 2001. In our mission to prove that we won&#8217;t stand for Americans being killed, we&#8217;ve allowed <a href="http://icasualties.org/">over twice as many</a> American soldiers to be killed in Iraq and Afghanistan. This isn&#8217;t counting the two hundred thousand or so &#8220;collateral&#8221; deaths from these wars. Nor does it count the estimated <a href="http://news.brown.edu/pressreleases/2011/06/warcosts">$3 trillion</a> or more that the wars will cost American taxpayers.</p>

<p>But if we’ve actually spent more than $3 trillion to avenge fewer than 3,000 lives lost on 9/11, it comes out to <em>over a billion dollars per life</em>. They say you can’t put a price tag on human life, but a billion dollars per body seems a bit steep to us.</p>

<p>If America had actually wanted to destroy those responsible for 9/11, it was already aware that most of that epochal event’s perpetrators and financiers weren&#8217;t from Iraq, Iran, Egypt, or Libya. They were from our beloved “ally,” <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hijackers_in_the_September_11_attacks">Saudi Arabia</a>.</p>

<p>We are no fans of Islam and understand that it has been an intolerant and totalitarian political-religious system that has thrived on blood and conquest since its inception. It has also been a perennial foe of the West going all the way back to the days of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Martel">Charles Martel</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umayyad_conquest_of_Hispania">Moorish Spain</a>.</p>

<p>{pagebreak}</p>

<p>But if there&#8217;s a current situation that fits the traditional prerequisites for war—a hostile and frequently violent alien invasion that’s compromising our borders and threatening our cultural fabric—we&#8217;d send every US soldier currently in the Middle East to the Mexican border. Ahh, but that will never happen. Republicans want the cheap labor and Democrats want the voters. So a war with Mexico is definitely not plausible.</p>

<p>And only a fool—or tens of millions of them—would think that a decade of strafing the Middle East with American ordnance would persuade those ignorant camel jockeys, ragheads, and sand nigras to embrace us. At least chronologically, the Middle East’s radical Islamization has been directly correlated with the level of American meddling there. If we hadn’t propped up the Shah of Iran or helped to squash the Palestinians or rushed like brain-damaged lapdogs to defend Israel wherever and whenever that tiny and trouble-addled nation felt the itch of an “existential threat” coming on, we sincerely believe the Middle East would be far more Westernized than it currently is.</p>

<p>We feel that America and England are more threatened by internal demographic erosion than we are by primeval religious nonsense that&#8217;s occurring thousands of miles away. We’re bitterly bemused at the fact that war-hungry stooges in the US and England are eagerly sending their soldiers over to die at the same time they&#8217;re allowing the Ummah to colonize us. Due to our half-assed and ultimately suicidal notions of tolerance and cultural sensitivity, the number of Muslims in the USA has <a href="http://articles.nydailynews.com/2012-05-03/news/31560588_1_muslim-community-religious-group-islamic">more than doubled</a> since 9/11. And we sincerely doubt that all, or even most, of them come with the noblest of intentions and an eager willingness to adjust to our culture. That’s simply not how Islam works. It’s not how Islam has ever worked. This is a real demographic threat rather than a vague existential one. Rather than further destroying our economy with endless and total wars of imperialism, we feel it&#8217;d be much more practical to immediately end <em>all</em> immigration to the US except for, say, scientists who have a cure for cancer. </p>

<p>No one who&#8217;s in favor of continuing all the wars in the Middle East can possibly be sincere about budget reduction. For the most part, we’ve stopped listening to our politicians.</p>

<p>We don’t want to kill ’em all and let God sort ’em out. Let’s get the hell out of there and let’s prevent them from further demographic encroachment here. Let them kill each other and let Allah sort ’em out.</p>

<p><strong><em>Image of 911 courtesy of Shutterstock</em></strong></p>
<!-- Begin add this -->		
<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style no_print" addthis:url="http://takimag.com/article/wagging_the_dirty_infidel_dog_takimag" addthis:title="Wagging the Dirty Infidel Dog" style="text-decoration:none;" >
<a href="http://addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250" class="addthis_button_compact">Share</a>
<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook"></a>
<a class="addthis_button_twitter"></a>    
<a class="addthis_button_email"></a>


<a href="http://takimag.com/article/wagging_the_dirty_infidel_dog_takimag/print">View as single page</a>




<span class="addthis_separator"> </span>
<a class="addthis_button_facebook_like"></a>
</div>
   <!-- END addthis --> 
	  
	  
	  
	  ]]></content>
	</entry>


</feed>