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	  <title>Springsteen’s Promise: Brightness on the Edge of the Horizon</title>
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	  <published>2010-11-26T03:58:50Z</published>
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			<name>Emily Bracken</name>
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<p>I agree with other reviewers that Bruce Springsteen’s album <i>The Promise</i> is incendiary. I mean, Jesus H., has there ever been another collection of artistic work culled together from the cutting-room floor that could be universally hailed as a masterpiece? It’s like walking into a garage sale and finding a recording of Rolling Stones songs cut from <i>Let It Bleed</i> that didn’t fit onto <i>Sticky Fingers.</i> But better. Recorded in the late 70s, it shows Bruce’s experience had finally caught up to his youthful exuberance and he was working at the height of his creativity. This whole record is, like Q-tipping after a shower, an earful of joy.</p>

<p>Great artists often have their finger on the pulse of culture long before the public, so it’s no accident Bruce released this new/old material now. (OK, well, the box set’s also going to make a great Christmas gift.) </p>

<p>For the uninitiated, let’s give the album some context:</p>

<p>After the success of 1975’s <i>Born to Run</i> (he simultaneously graced both <i>TIME</i> and <i>Newsweek</i>’s covers), Bruce wasn’t about to become a one-hit wonder. He began to work on his follow-up but was caught in a recording-contract clusterjam that resulted in all of Bruce’s earnings from his recorded material being direct-deposited to his manager&#8217;s bank account. Nice. So after his hard and well-earned watershed moment, he couldn’t record music, but he could write it. So to keep himself in the black, he wrote and sold songs such as “Because the Night” to Patti Smith and “Fire” to The Pointer Sisters.</p><div class="pullquote">“<i>The Promise</i> is an aural time capsule to a brighter period in this country’s history.”</div>

<p>When the fiasco cleared, Bruce and the E Street Band finally put out <i>Darkness on the Edge of Town</i> in 1978. People were expecting an anthemic, Brill Building follow-up to <i>Born to Run,</i> but what arrived instead was tough music for tough times, with themes of lost innocence, austerity, anger, and defiance.</p>

<p><i>The Promise</i> is comprised of songs Bruce didn’t use on that album–not because they were lesser works. You could argue that some are superior. It’s just that <i>Darkness</i> was consciously crafted to evoke a specific feeling. But in cutting these songs from <i>Darkness</i>, Bruce stored an amazing album on a shelf. Until now.</p>

<p>Many of <i>The Promise</i>’s dusted-off tracks are “classic” Bruce—upbeat, soaring, and optimistic—which is why they couldn’t work on <i>Darkness</i>. Listening to the album reminds me of spending summers in the 1980s near Asbury Park, NJ, where Bruce got his start.</p>

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<p>On any given night back then, there was a Springsteen record playing down the shore. The hair was big, the cars were loud, and irony was a word in the dictionary, not a way of life. His band’s style of Americana—the innocent keyboards, longing sax wail, high-octane guitars, the weary-yet-hopeful vocals—wasn’t just great background music. It reflected who we felt we were and who we aspired to be: hearty, idealistic, earnest, ambitious, and yet modest people. Bruce was a man’s man unafraid to shed a tear.</p>

<p>There was a time when Americans strived to be our best selves, when we knew what we did well and what we valued. (Side note: Women’s Studies professors, Black History Month lovers, and Harvey Milk fans, I realize things weren’t great for you, but if you could put your niche politics aside momentarily, that would be swell. Thank you.) The songs evoke a bygone era, one that was devoid of the knee-jerk media cynics, wingnuts, ambivalent citizenry, and puffed-up politicians that have been so polarizing the past decade.</p>

<p>The title track, with its themes of betrayal and despair, feels more relevant for today than for 1978. Bruce laments that “When the promise is broken, you go on living/But it steals something from down in your soul.” I, too, feel like a promise has been broken—the one America made about being a country of the free and the brave. Lately, it feels more like the greedy and the subjugated.</p>

<p>American institutions are failing, our leaders follow, politicians lack backbone, artists mash up what’s already been created rather than create anything new, and I can’t get $20 from an ATM without buying the bank their morning latte.</p>

<p>But Bruce never surrenders to despair. In his anthemic work, the future is always better, though the road may be long and uncertain. There is always a ray of hope, whether in a lyric, note, or his voice’s timbre. Upbeat and soaring, his earnestness melts any doubt or cynicism.</p>

<p><i>The Promise</i> is an aural time capsule to a brighter period in this country’s history. Releasing its 70s-era positivity into today’s toxic culture makes it abundantly clear that America has lost its true north. On <i>The Promise,</i> Bruce Springsteen reminds us of who we once were and still can be–but “We gotta get that feeling/Back again.”</p>
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	  <title>Has the Time Come for Jon Stewart to Run for Office?</title>
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<p>Two large-scale rallies held the past few months in Washington, D.C., present an interesting contrast. Glenn Beck, an entertainer who poses as a political pundit, held a rally to “Restore Honor” in late August. Jon Stewart, a political pundit disguised as an entertainer, held a rally to “Restore Sanity” on October 30. Beck, who doesn’t shy away from theatrics, used his rally to restore his base’s honor and motivate them politically. Stewart, the entertainer, swung and missed at an opportunity to mobilize his followers toward a saner America—if only he hadn’t shied away from his politics.</p>

<p>Jon Stewart made the transition from a failed actor to a moderately successful stand-up comic to one of America’s most charismatic and influential figures. He’s a multimedia phenom who publishes best-selling books, appears on TV, has a multinational corporation hosting his interactive website, goes on speaking tours across the country, and hosted a weekend barbeque for hundreds of thousands of friends on the Capitol building&#8217;s front lawn.</p>

<p>According to one estimate, nearly 300,000 people showed up for Stewart’s event. It was poignant at times, had some nice sentiments, good musical guests, and yes, “The light at the end of the tunnel is just New Jersey” joke was very funny. But Stewart’s rally let down those who traveled, some across the country with money they didn’t have, to watch the progressive left’s de facto leader hosting what was essentially a variety show.</p>

<p>Jon—can I call you “Jon”?—here’s the thing: I was at the rally, and I want to let you in on a few important nuggets you seemed to overlook.</p><div class="pullquote">“Stewart, the entertainer, swung and missed at an opportunity to mobilize his followers toward a saner America—if only he hadn’t shied away from his politics.”</div>

<p>You are, whether you like it or not, a star of the free entertainment that is modern American politics. That army of progressives didn’t turn up for a song-and-dance number; they came to see you, this generation’s Edward R. Murrow, speak the truth about the state of our nation. Every night, they tune in to watch you make the country a saner place, and they want to know what they can do to help. They showed up because they thought you might have some answers. You didn’t. You didn’t even ask any questions. You didn’t even remind people to vote.</p>

<p>You see, Jon, liberals are desperate for someone with some balls to stand up and tell it like it is, what needs to be done, and how they need to do it. Democrats lost the House because no liberal politician is out there saying, “Yes, I am for this party—the one that is for progress, for keeping the globe healthy, for embracing inevitable change, and for accepting people from all walks of life because we are all immigrants in this country. We must provide people with safety nets because sometimes shit happens no matter how hard you try. We love our country, and we love capitalism. We are here to help, and we will fight for our beliefs or die trying.”</p>

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<p>Modern American politics’ only tough, old-school Democrat is Rahm Emanuel, and he recently resigned because his party considered him too aggressive. Well, guess what, Dems? Fighting for your beliefs isn’t aggressive; it’s called having a backbone. And it’s how you win elections. And, Jon, you, sir, are the kind of man the country needs now more than ever. Because while what you say happens to be really funny, it also happens to be brawny, insightful, and true.</p>

<p>No one should be more cynical or fed-up with America than you, and yet no one loves it more. Every day, you pour through the mendacity and the incompetence, and every night, you’re on the air calling out the sycophants on both sides of the aisle, chiding the media to do their jobs better, and trying to get the public to see the light through all the darkness.</p>

<p>You’ve said you think you can do more good from a Comedy Central anchorman’s chair than a Senate seat, but that’s because you still think of yourself as Leibo, the little guy sticking it to The Man. Guess what? When you barely lift a finger and tens of thousands of people show up where and when you ask them to, you <i>are</i> The Man. And while Leibo might grapple with being the authority he’s always railed against, now that <a href="http://www.askmen.com/specials/2010_top_49/1-jon-stewart.html" target="blank">he has been named America’s most influential man by askmen.com</a>, maybe the time has come.</p>

<p>“Time for what?” you’re wondering. Well, Jon, I’ll explain it so maybe Leibo will understand. There’s a gig in 2012 for which you’d be perfect. You wouldn’t be replacing Leno or Letterman, but the job has three things going for it: It’s high-profile, anti-establishment, and rhymes with “turd farty mandidate.”</p>
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<p>By now, we all know the CW-like drama of Coco, The Chin, and The Peacock. It’s hard to think of a time when late night comedy has attracted more attention, and Conan O’Brien, in particular, was funnier then ever—which is the one facet of the debacle that failed to get enough coverage. </p>

<p>Conan’s very public firing by NBC’s draconian, corporate oversight board (led by uber-Darth Vader Jeff Zucker) ticked O’Brien off in such an acute way, that the red-headed step-child in him came out swinging. He told jokes that came from a place of deep and profound earnestness that meant something to Conan personally, and while doing so, he unwittingly hit a collective anxiety about job loss at large. During his last—and best—week on air, the tallest man in show business was finally pulling the kind of numbers, publicity, viewers, and ratings the network was hoping for all along.</p>

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</p><center><b>&#8220;All of a sudden, his wealthy, entitled, insular world coincided with the fate of millions of Americans, and, in a twist of fate, his jokes were speaking directly to the audience he’d been so desperately trying to reach.&#8221;</b></center>

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Conan’s “Late Night” brand of immature, college-appropriate humor always catered to a small demographic. And when he took over <i>The Tonight Show</i>, he always seemed on the defensive, reactive, never comfortable at the helm trying to find a broader audience. That is, until he got fired. </p>

<p><img src="http://www.takimag.com/images/gallery/nbcpeacock.jpg" style="float:left; MARGIN: 10px 10px 10px 10px"/>It was so thrilling! He looked like it was his first night at The Improv, and all that bottled up rage, sarcasm, and smarts were caramelized around some witty balls and tossed squarely at NBC’s bulls’ eye. And his jokes hit: “I&#8217;ve been having a hard time explaining this whole situation to my kids, because they&#8217;re still very young. So I had a doll made of myself, and now I can show my kids exactly where NBC touched daddy.&#8221; Again and again and again.</p>

<p>On his last <i>Tonight Show</i> appearance, ZZ Top and Beck played and Will Ferrell sang “Free Bird” while Conan ripped a guitar solo alongside them. I don’t think I’ve seen a smile that big  since “Police Academy’s” Commandant Lassard got a surprise BJ at the mic stand. Conan was having a great time being the fun, feisty, witty, captivating truant that the Harvard Lampoon and Lorne Michaels both found so attractive in him. </p>

<p>Losing a job he’d worked seventeen years for made O’Brien’s jokes very personal and very good. Because they dealt with what’s going on in the States right now: corporate oversight, working hard and getting screwed by the man, and looking for a job, any job. As he said, &#8220;I&#8217;m Conan O&#8217;Brien, future Donkey Kong champion.&#8221; </p>

<p><img src="http://www.takimag.com/images/gallery/cocoteam.jpg" style="float:right; MARGIN: 10px 10px 10px 10px"/>All of a sudden, his wealthy, entitled, insular world coincided with the fate of millions of Americans, and, in a twist of fate, his jokes were speaking directly to the audience he’d been so desperately trying to reach.&nbsp; Finally he understood what regular Americans face every single day. Conan said upon his dismissal in one of his monologues: &#8220;Hi, I&#8217;m Conan O&#8217;Brien and I&#8217;m just three days away from the biggest drinking binge in history.&#8221; You can almost hear a laid-off worker telling that joke to a buddy over a beer at a bar. </p>

<p>Americans began supporting Conan in droves, even those who’d never watched his program, and though a Harvard grad and multi-millionaire, he became the Everyman who was on a very public soapbox telling the Man where he could shove it. And since nothing kills mendacity faster than a late night comic with a killer punch line, Conan, with his rifle loaded, began firing off jokes about NBC shirking its responsibility. (Hell hath no fury like a comic scorned.) NBC was summarily chastened, depantsed and TKO&#8217;d on national TV. Humiliating Jeff Zucker in such a public way is what many out-of-work Americans wish they could’ve done to their bosses.</p>

<p><img src="http://www.takimag.com/images/gallery/jeffzucker.jpg" style="float:left; MARGIN: 10px 10px 10px 10px"/>Comedians, often picked over and picked on in high school, are the ones who learned how to turn their tears into jokes in order to survive high school. When O’Brien was fired so nakedly, millions of people watched him relive those traumatic years he thought were long behind him. The results were humiliating for him but marvelous for us. As Zucker dutifully played teacher’s pet, O’Brien turned class clowning into an art form. Though he didn’t get his time slot, he earned some serious underdog capital (and a cool 30 mil) and found a relevant comedic voice that, while off the air, he should build upon in some public way. Because if Conan does, wherever he lands in the fall, he’ll find a very rapt, very loyal, and very large audience upon his return.</p>
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