On WantsDecember 18, 2009 I have long eschewed the materialist, and joshed at the slaves of greed. But I |
On NeedsDecember 14, 2009 I don |
Elf CareNovember 07, 2009 In these uncertain times perhaps you have considered going back to school. How |
Ess & EmSeptember 28, 2009 My conduit to the world of, uh, exotic sex, is a fairly disgusting friend of |
Sweet HomeSeptember 20, 2009 I?m moving again. It seems a short while ago I dragged my possessions into |
Purple BearSeptember 13, 2009 I was on time, for once in my life, for dinner at the house of a new friend. |
Disco DiscountSeptember 13, 2009 Have you ever wondered where the 80s party people are? Probably you haven?t |
Account AbuseAugust 31, 2009 When the office-soft bank manager asked me for my Social Security Number I fell |
Riders on the StormAugust 24, 2009 ?Tis a weekend in late August and two non-indigenous tribes have descended on |
Some FishAugust 16, 2009 Yesterday, late in the afternoon, I was walking along the shore of a bay. A |
Dan AykroydJuly 30, 2009 Friday evening at the Lodge, in East Hampton, I walked in on the improbable |
Sex for freeJuly 19, 2009 There?s a rumor going around that men are not getting enough sex. This is all |
A PisserJuly 10, 2009 Rumor has it a local Hamptons restaurant owner has a proclivity unbecoming to |
Dawned onJune 28, 2009 5 am. It is still night outdoors, but I hear the early birds whistling. I |
Bio HazJune 21, 2009 What do you think makes the perfect gift for Father?s Day? How about DNA |
Game Anyone?June 15, 2009 Overnight these Hamptons which I inhabit have morphed into their familiar |
Happy EndingJune 06, 2009 K-Mart, in its brilliance, offers a ?Money Back Guaranteed Read?. Certain |
New Jersey is Pro BushMay 22, 2009 Last Friday New Jersey law makers almost took a formal vote to ban the |
ROGER MARIS, OH YEAH!May 11, 2009 If we have to give up water-boarding our enemies I have a terrific suggestion |
OH NO HE DIDN’TMay 06, 2009 No one likes a ?smarty-pants’, but sadly, someone has to don the duds. I have |
I SCREAMApril 29, 2009 In deference to the tradition of presenting a gift to one?s host I gave serious |
WE NEED TO TALKApril 19, 2009 Today I got a call. ?Hi Christina, this is Cindy with FedEx. How is your day |
NORML FOR ASPENApril 12, 2009 Tuesday afternoon the Aspen Police Department returned a small amount of |
Mi Casa Su Hell?March 29, 2009 In 2003, three American men, civilian contractors, crashed their plane in the |
Not CatherineMarch 17, 2009 The more decrepit readership of this fine magazine may remember the 1980?s and |
Curb AlertMarch 09, 2009 Some people believe ?you get what you pay for?. Others say, ?the best things in |