On Wants

December 18, 2009

I have long eschewed the materialist, and joshed at the slaves of greed.  But I

On Needs

December 14, 2009

I don

Elf Care

November 07, 2009

In these uncertain times perhaps you have considered going back to school. How

Ess & Em

September 28, 2009

My conduit to the world of, uh, exotic sex, is a fairly disgusting friend of

Sweet Home

September 20, 2009

I?m moving again. It seems a short while ago I dragged my possessions into

Purple Bear

September 13, 2009

I was on time, for once in my life, for dinner at the house of a new friend. 

Disco Discount

September 13, 2009

Have you ever wondered where the 80s party people are? Probably you haven?t

Account Abuse

August 31, 2009

When the office-soft bank manager asked me for my Social Security Number I fell

Riders on the Storm

August 24, 2009

?Tis a weekend in late August and two non-indigenous tribes have descended on

Some Fish

August 16, 2009

Yesterday, late in the afternoon, I was walking along the shore of a bay. A

Dan Aykroyd

July 30, 2009

Friday evening at the Lodge, in East Hampton, I walked in on the improbable

Sex for free

July 19, 2009

There?s a rumor going around that men are not getting enough sex. This is all

A Pisser

July 10, 2009

Rumor has it a local Hamptons restaurant owner has a proclivity unbecoming to

Dawned on

June 28, 2009

5 am. It is still night outdoors, but I hear the early birds whistling. I

Bio Haz

June 21, 2009

What do you think makes the perfect gift for Father?s Day? How about DNA

Game Anyone?

June 15, 2009

Overnight these Hamptons which I inhabit have morphed into their familiar

Happy Ending

June 06, 2009

K-Mart, in its brilliance, offers a ?Money Back Guaranteed Read?. Certain

New Jersey is Pro Bush

May 22, 2009

Last Friday New Jersey law makers almost took a formal vote to ban the

ROGER MARIS, OH YEAH!

May 11, 2009

If we have to give up water-boarding our enemies I have a terrific suggestion

OH NO HE DIDN’T

May 06, 2009

No one likes a ?smarty-pants’, but sadly, someone has to don the duds. I have

I SCREAM

April 29, 2009

In deference to the tradition of presenting a gift to one?s host I gave serious

WE NEED TO TALK

April 19, 2009

Today I got a call. ?Hi Christina, this is Cindy with FedEx. How is your day

NORML FOR ASPEN

April 12, 2009

Tuesday afternoon the Aspen Police Department returned a small amount of

Mi Casa Su Hell?

March 29, 2009

In 2003, three American men, civilian contractors, crashed their plane in the

Not Catherine

March 17, 2009

The more decrepit readership of this fine magazine may remember the 1980?s and

Curb Alert

March 09, 2009

Some people believe ?you get what you pay for?. Others say, ?the best things in

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