On WantsI have long eschewed the materialist, and joshed at the slaves of greed. But I have a |
On NeedsI don |
Elf CareIn these uncertain times perhaps you have considered going back to school. How about |
Ess & EmMy conduit to the world of, uh, exotic sex, is a fairly disgusting friend of mine. I |
Sweet HomeI?m moving again. It seems a short while ago I dragged my possessions into this house |
Purple BearI was on time, for once in my life, for dinner at the house of a new friend. I |
Disco DiscountHave you ever wondered where the 80s party people are? Probably you haven?t given it a |
Account AbuseWhen the office-soft bank manager asked me for my Social Security Number I fell into |
Riders on the Storm?Tis a weekend in late August and two non-indigenous tribes have descended on the twin |
Some FishYesterday, late in the afternoon, I was walking along the shore of a bay. A movement |
Dan AykroydFriday evening at the Lodge, in East Hampton, I walked in on the improbable vision of |
Sex for freeThere?s a rumor going around that men are not getting enough sex. This is all being |
A PisserRumor has it a local Hamptons restaurant owner has a proclivity unbecoming to the |
Dawned on5 am. It is still night outdoors, but I hear the early birds whistling. I could |
Bio HazWhat do you think makes the perfect gift for Father?s Day? How about DNA results? My |
Game Anyone?Overnight these Hamptons which I inhabit have morphed into their familiar paradise. A |
Happy EndingK-Mart, in its brilliance, offers a ?Money Back Guaranteed Read?. Certain volumes of |
New Jersey is Pro BushLast Friday New Jersey law makers almost took a formal vote to ban the ?Brazilian? |
ROGER MARIS, OH YEAH!If we have to give up water-boarding our enemies I have a terrific suggestion for a |
OH NO HE DIDN’TNo one likes a ?smarty-pants’, but sadly, someone has to don the duds. I have |
I SCREAMIn deference to the tradition of presenting a gift to one?s host I gave serious |
WE NEED TO TALKToday I got a call. ?Hi Christina, this is Cindy with FedEx. How is your day |
NORML FOR ASPENTuesday afternoon the Aspen Police Department returned a small amount of marijuana to a |
Mi Casa Su Hell?In 2003, three American men, civilian contractors, crashed their plane in the southern |
Not CatherineThe more decrepit readership of this fine magazine may remember the 1980?s and a TV |
Curb AlertSome people believe ?you get what you pay for?. Others say, ?the best things in life |
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