Joe Bob Briggs

Joe Bob Briggs

Joe Bob Briggs is the drive-in movie critic of Grapevine, Texas, currently resident in New York City, where his pop culture commentary appears in print, on television and at various dive bars that defy the modern world by allowing the smoking of cigars.


Cultural Caviar

World Trade Centre Oculus

Oculus Schmoculus

Sep 16 2016

NEW YORK"€”I"€™m standing in "€œThe Oculus"€ on 9/11 and several thoughts are going through my mind. Like, what the heck is an oculus? I know

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Hi! I”€™m Jocelyn! I”€™m Passionate About Cloud Storage!

Sep 09 2016

NEW YORK"€”Hi, I"€™m Jocelyn, and I"€™m passionate about cloud storage! As founder and CEO of MeCloud, I"€™m excited to be bringing a consumer-facing enterprise team

Cultural Caviar

Messieurs, Ship Some Burkinis Over Here

Sep 02 2016

SANDY HOOK, N.J."€”I need some French gendarmes in riot gear out here at Gunnison Beach. Can we borrow some? It's hard to find any American

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Kimberly Rhode

Muzzled!

Aug 26 2016

SAN GABRIEL, Calif."€”Only two athletes in history have won medals in six consecutive Olympic Games. Only two. Let me put this in perspective. There are

Joe Bob's America

“€˜New York Times”€™ Endorses Trump

Aug 19 2016

NEW YORK"€”I can prove to a mathematical certainty that The New York Times will endorse Donald Trump for president. My forensic investigation started two weeks

Commerce

How CVS Invaded My Brain

Aug 09 2016

NEW YORK"€”There's some guy at the world headquarters of CVS drugstores screwing with me. I don"€™t know who he is yet, but he lives in

Joe Bob's America

Donald, You Ignorant Slut

Aug 02 2016

NEW YORK—All over America IKEA futons are groaning with the restless insomnia of journalists"€”tossing, turning, cursing the impotence of their melatonin capsules"€”burdened with the future

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Downtown Los Angeles

Angelenos Ask: “Dude, Where’s My Subway?”

Aug 03 2011

LOS ANGELES—When you say, “Don’t worry about me, I’ll just jump on the subway” to someone in El Lay, you get one of the following

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Nancy Grace

Pitchforks and Torches in Orlando

Jul 25 2011

NEW YORK—I tried. I really tried. I wanted to be the only person in America who didn’t know anything about the Caylee Anthony murder case.

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Ripley's Believe It Or Not! Museum

Niagara Falls, Ontario: World’s Greatest Tourist Trap

Jul 12 2011

NIAGARA FALLS, ONTARIO, CANADA—I’m in awe of Niagara Falls. Not the actual falls. Sure, that’s intriguing for about five minutes as you stare down into

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Janette Sadik-Kahn

NYC’s Yuppie Hipster Bicycle Goddess

Jun 29 2011

NEW YORK—I used to ride a bicycle in New York when it was still the Wild West out there. We cyclists were so hated by

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Dominique Gaston André Strauss-Kahn

Pepé Le Perv: France’s Gift to American Tabloids

Jun 07 2011

NEW YORK—About once every hundred years the French nation presents America with a monumental gift. In 1781 it was 29 warships, 3,200 sailors, and 4,500

Commerce

How CVS Invaded My Brain

Dec 31 1969

NEW YORK"€”There's some guy at the world headquarters of CVS drugstores screwing with me. I don"€™t know who he is yet, but he lives in

Cultural Caviar

Exit the President

Dec 31 1969

NEW YORK"€”Stop saying dystopian. The next person who uses this word gets a Billy Jack leg whop to the right side of his face. Donald