Corey Feldman

The Casting Crib

As legions of Hollywood actresses step forth with lurid allegations against snub-nosed hedgehog Harvey Weinstein and others over their serial abuse of the casting couch, can a wave of pedophilia accusations against entertainment execs be that far behind? I once made eye contact with 1980s teen idol ...

California, Adios!

I just got back from California, and boy, is my soul tired. I always feel trapped, surrounded, and claustrophobic there—or at least in the LA megalopolis that eats up the state’s bottom quarter. California has more people than Canada. Almost twice as many as Australia. The place is also a wall ...

Christopher Columbus

The New World’s Oldest Villain

Today many Americans will be celebrating Columbus Day. Many others will instead be commemorating something they call Indigenous Peoples Day. Which camp you fall in largely hinges on whether or not you think Christopher Columbus was a big fat jerk. To the best of my discernment, Indigenous Peoples ...

Young Dolph

How Many Rappers Must Get Shot Before People Stop Shooting Rappers?

Last week an up-and-coming rapper known as Young Dolph was shot multiple times in Los Angeles. It appears that he will live, which portends wonderful things for his musical career. Young Dolph—born Adolph Thornton, Jr. to parents who either didn’t know or didn’t care that Hitler didn’t ...

The Hate Machine That Saved the World

We hear a whole heapin’ hootin’ helluva lotta ’bout “hatred” these days, but hardly anyone attempts to define what that word means. A lot of people seem to want to kill others for committing hateful acts…or uttering hateful words…or possibly even thinking hateful thoughts…but if you ...

Jason Stockley

Oh, Gawd, Not Another Riot

Well, they’re rioting in Missouri again. Three years after riots rendered Ferguson, MO a permanent ghetto when a fraudulent “Hands up, don’t shoot!” narrative unleashed weeks of burning and looting, this past weekend rioters were back at it again in St. Louis, screaming “BLACK LIVES ...

Maxine Waters

The Plot to Kill Maxine Waters

To my knowledge, there is no plot to kill the intellectually disadvantaged California Congresswoman Maxine Waters. But it seems as if she wishes it were so. Last Wednesday during a hearing before a House Subcommittee on Terrorism and Illicit Finance, “Auntie Maxine” rattled off a litany of ...

The Great Hate Flood of 2017

Our grieving nation breathed a sigh of relief when the Associated Press broke the news that Hurricane Harvey was not a racist. “Black, white, rich, poor: Storm Harvey didn’t discriminate,” read the headline, because the important thing to remember is that even though people were drowning by ...

Where Are All the White Supremacists?

I woke up this morning, sneezed, and then suddenly every white person in the world was a “white supremacist.” And if they try to deny it, well, that only means they are white supremacists who lie about it. Still flailing desperately like a half-crushed bug about its electoral defeat last ...

Peace Through Violence

When a diagnosed schizophrenic who’d been prescribed antipsychotic medicine plowed into a crowd of “peaceful protesters”—who were, in fact, illegally blocking a street—and killed a woman in Charlottesville, VA on August 13, the perpetually self-discrediting establishment media seized on ...