Lily Allen

Let Them Eat Rape

We’re perched at a precarious point in history where it seems impossible to become a celebrity anywhere in the West if you don’t make a grand public display of denouncing all things Western. Case in point: British pop singer Lily Allen, a multiplatinum artist who at age 32 has an estimated net ...

Bill Kristol

The 17 Most Annoying People of 2017

Writing this on New Year’s Eve and staring at the past annum in the rearview mirror, you can bet every last hair on your ass that I’m annoyed. Then again, I’m offended by nothing and bothered by everything. With the stark and baffling exception of 2015, I’ve done these “Most Annoying” ...

That’s Problematic? Not My Problem

I’ll bet you didn’t realize that “Jingle Bells” is an unabashed celebration of white supremacy and that “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” inadvertently celebrates the bullying of a closeted homosexual. What’s worse, I find your willful ignorance on these issues to be highly ...

August Ames

Get AIDS Or Kill Yourself

At age 23, female porn star August Ames had already appeared in nearly 300 movies, among them such beloved chestnuts as Big Wet Breasts, Don’t Tell Hubby, Baby Got Boobs, Spandex Loads, and Titty Attack 8. Although suffering from intractable mental problems and having a history of being ...

Self-Righteous Violence

If you’re even barely intelligent and mildly educated, you’d realize that ideas such as “guilt by association” and “two wrongs make a right” are commonly accepted logical fallacies. One needn’t be particularly bright, nor even fully pubescent, to grasp this. But for growing swaths of ...

Charles Manson

We Are All Charles Manson Now

Charles Manson, who for decades existed as an emblem of wide-eyed 60s idealism gone fatally wrong, died last week. Within moments, leftist scribes rushed to disavow him and to insist he had nothing to do with leftism or the 1960s counterculture. “Charles Manson Was Not a Product of the ...

Gettysburg College

Let the Colleges Die

At a symposium in May, Harvard Business School professor Clayton Christensen predicted that “50 percent of the 4,000 colleges and universities in the U.S. will be bankrupt in 10 to 15 years.” Christensen appears to be onto something. The number of students enrolled in American colleges and ...

Danica Roem

Where Are All the Tranny Dudes In Politics?

During last Tuesday’s minor off-year elections, a glorious total of “eight openly transgender candidates” swept to victory, squashing the hopes and stomping on the necks of transphobic bigots nationwide, who really need to either repent or curl up and die already. The victors include Danica ...

Trolling the Fash-Bashers

I’d reckon that if you had to undergo four different above-the-neck surgeries on the same morning, you’d probably lie low for the next week, recover, and take all your pain medication while watching TV. But I’m not you, so I decided to have a little fun with it. For years I’ve been making ...

Cry, Losers, Cry

The morning after Donald Trump won the election, breakfast tasted better than it had in years. It was unseasonably warm for November, and I was seated at an outside table at a Brooklyn restaurant as a woman stomped by on the sidewalk in her business shoes, sobbing on the phone about the regime of ...