Jim Goad

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Jim Goad is the author of four books, including The Redneck Manifesto.He is the former editor of "ANSWER Me!" magazine and currently hosts jimgoad.net. Though many people find him to be beneath contempt, he sincerely claims he doesn't know what the big deal is. At various points he has found employment as a radio host, a country singer, and a cabdriver. He lives in Stone Mountain, Georgia.


The Stupid Party

Limo Driver Murders Limousine Liberal!

Limo Driver Murders Limousine Liberal!

May 02, 2011

It’s no coincidence that both Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels were born into

Hate Speech

Will America Tolerate a Redheaded Quarterback?

Will America Tolerate a Redheaded Quarterback?

April 25, 2011

With the NFL draft approaching this Thursday, an unidentified pro football

News

Down-Low Under the Rainbow?: Jesse Jackson Accused of Gay Harassment

Down-Low Under the Rainbow?: Jesse Jackson Accused of Gay Harassment

April 19, 2011

Upon hearing that an openly (and screamingly!) gay black male ex-employee of

Home Front

The Real Reason We Build Forts

The Real Reason We Build Forts

April 11, 2011

A punchably positive viral video that popped up like a smiley-faced genital

Notes From the Edge

Seven Ideas You Can Never Discuss on Television

Seven Ideas You Can Never Discuss on Television

April 03, 2011

In 1972 comedian George Carlin famously delineated the “Seven Words You Can

Religion

The Mormons Go Mainstream!

The Mormons Go Mainstream!

March 28, 2011

America’s Great Weird Religion hit Manhattan’s Great White Way last

Environmental Snafus

Nuclear Holocaust Denial

Nuclear Holocaust Denial

March 21, 2011

Japan has endured a three-headed monster of colossal catastrophes over the past

News

Blacks Rape Preteen Hispanic in Texas, Whites Get Blamed

Blacks Rape Preteen Hispanic in Texas, Whites Get Blamed

March 14, 2011

Over one cruelly protracted evening last November in the tiny Texas town of

Hate Speech

The Inalienable Right to Hate Fags

The Inalienable Right to Hate Fags

March 07, 2011

Based on their entertainment value alone, I believe that the Phelps family of

Smears

Invasion of the Kochtopussies

Invasion of the Kochtopussies

March 01, 2011

Ever since last August’s game-changing New Yorker article about the

Fascists!

Schooling Wisconsin’s Teachers

Schooling Wisconsin’s Teachers

February 21, 2011

Watching events unspool in the Wisconsin State Capitol over the past few days,

Vile Bodies

Rahm Emanuel’s Tiny Fingers

Rahm Emanuel’s Tiny Fingers

February 14, 2011

I believe it is still within my constitutional rights to dislike Rahm Emanuel,

Islam

Muslim Brotherhood: Bummers of the Revolution

Muslim Brotherhood: Bummers of the Revolution

February 07, 2011

It seemed like only a few days ago that Egypt’s humble peasant masses set

Bitch, Please!

Arkansas Store Censors Elton John’s Designer Baby!

Arkansas Store Censors Elton John’s Designer Baby!

January 31, 2011

A global scandal erupted last week after someone complained about the manner in

Tech Overload

Mr. Assange’s Digital McCarthyism

Mr. Assange’s Digital McCarthyism

January 24, 2011

Upon superficial inspection, still-living superstar hacker Julian Assange and

Idiocracy

Hoping Against Hope in Detroit

Hoping Against Hope in Detroit

January 17, 2011

“We’re coming back,” beamed current Detroit mayor and former Detroit

News

Huckleberry Finn and the Whitewashing of American History

Huckleberry Finn and the Whitewashing of American History

January 10, 2011

By its editor’s count, 219 “niggers” have been expunged from a reprint of

Israel

Last Month in Israel: Bagellnacht Rising?

Last Month in Israel: Bagellnacht Rising?

January 03, 2011

In Israel these days, about half of the Jews—the ones who say Arabs are no

Immigration

The DREAM Act: ¿Reconquista Mañana?

The DREAM Act: ¿Reconquista Mañana?

December 27, 2010

Countless self-described “Dreamers” were rudely awakened on December 18th

Economy

Psychos and Zombies: Mutant Spawn of the Great Recession

Psychos and Zombies: Mutant Spawn of the Great Recession

December 20, 2010

Last Tuesday night, a fat, rumpled, unemployed 56-year-old man named Clay Duke

History

Posthumously Pardoning the Lizard King’s Penis

Posthumously Pardoning the Lizard King’s Penis

December 13, 2010

Sixties rock deity Jim “The Lizard King” Morrison’s bloated corpse was

Cultural Caviar

Julian Assange’s Honey Trap: That’s Rape in Sweden

Julian Assange’s Honey Trap: That’s Rape in Sweden

December 07, 2010

Julian Assange of Wikileaks infamy was arrested in England today. But it

Uncle Sam

No Child’s Fat Behind: Palin Dumps on Michelle Obama’s Youth Obesity Scheme

No Child’s Fat Behind: Palin Dumps on Michelle Obama’s Youth Obesity Scheme

December 02, 2010

Last week, in her inimitably cornpone, hokey, chipper, toothy, gosh-darnit,

Relationships

Combat Training for Toddlers

Combat Training for Toddlers

November 23, 2010

My first and only kid was born two years ago, and I almost didn’t live to see

Idiocracy

Diagnosing “Passover Syndrome” Among White Liberals

Diagnosing “Passover Syndrome” Among White Liberals

November 14, 2010

There’s something to be said for the almost universal leftist tendency to

News

All Things Considered, Some Things Forbidden: NPR Fires Juan Williams

All Things Considered, Some Things Forbidden: NPR Fires Juan Williams

October 31, 2010

Last Friday, separate officials in Dubai and England intercepted packages

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