Jim Goad

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Jim Goad is the author of four books, including The Redneck Manifesto.He is the former editor of "ANSWER Me!" magazine and currently hosts jimgoad.net. Though many people find him to be beneath contempt, he sincerely claims he doesn't know what the big deal is. At various points he has found employment as a radio host, a country singer, and a cabdriver. He lives in Stone Mountain, Georgia.


Conspiracy

Turn Left and Follow the Money

Turn Left and Follow the Money

An eager litter of two dozen or so suckling prog-pups calling themselves “Patriotic

Remembrance

The Bloody Red Flag

The Bloody Red Flag

Trending online news topics often cough up amusingly odd juxtapositions, such as when

Vile Bodies

If the World Is Overpopulated, Who Should Die?

If the World Is Overpopulated, Who Should Die?

If the United Nations can be trusted, planet Earth welcomed its seven billionth living

Scandal

Sucking all the Fun out of Halloween

Sucking all the Fun out of Halloween

The Cultural Marxists are dressed as vampires this Halloween, baring their fangs and

2012 Election

The Big Black Elephant in the Room

The Big Black Elephant in the Room

The spooky spirits of Halloween season find us a mere year away from the next

Modest Proposals

Bill Clinton’s Decade of Autofellatio

Bill Clinton’s Decade of Autofellatio

Saturday night I watched Bill Clinton give himself a blowjob for four hours, and it

Scandal

Hitler Didn’t Golf

Hitler Didn’t Golf

The burly, bearded, bellicose, belching, beer-bellied, barrel-chested, leather-vested

Kids Today

99% Wrong

99% Wrong

The children—dozens of them at first, then hundreds—gathered in downtown Manhattan

Pop Music

Smells Like Dead Junkie

Smells Like Dead Junkie

It’s been 20 years since Nirvana’s Nevermind album and its breakthrough single,

The Stupid Party

The Day I Left the Left

The Day I Left the Left

Late one Saturday morning in 1990 under the skeleton-bleaching California sun, I

Church and State

The Holy Healing Horny Homely Harlots of Phoenix

The Holy Healing Horny Homely Harlots of Phoenix

Prostitution is the world’s oldest profession, and last Wednesday police in Phoenix

Mistaken Identity

The Emperor’s New Body

The Emperor’s New Body

Although she recently opted to surgically guillotine her bazooms, the stubbly tattooed

South of the Border

Legalize Dope & Deport the Illegal Dopes

Legalize Dope & Deport the Illegal Dopes

Even by Mexican Drug War standards, last Thursday’s death inferno at Monterrey’s

Heart of Darkness

Who Cares About the Middle East?

Who Cares About the Middle East?

While reading yet another headline about, oh, I don’t know, a wayward dromedary whose

Beau Monde

The Firepower Next Time

The Firepower Next Time

England’s cultural rainbow went up in flames last week, and as the smoke clears and

News

A Bright Future for Pessimists

A Bright Future for Pessimists

It’s said that no news is good news, but the problem is that there’s plenty of

Uncle Sam

The Retarded State of Public Debate

The Retarded State of Public Debate

As the international embarrassment known as the American debt-ceiling debate winds down

News

Between Thought and Action in Norway

Between Thought and Action in Norway

When I first read Ted Kaczynski’s Industrial Society and its Future, better known as

Idiocracy

Finding My Personal Political Pigeonhole

Finding My Personal Political Pigeonhole

People tend to embrace whatever political ideology justifies their existence. Since I

Scandal

Won’t Get Schooled Again

Won’t Get Schooled Again

In what’s being described as the most extensive case of test-tampering in US

Uncle Sam

The American Nosedive

The American Nosedive

Reading the Declaration of Independence 235 years after it was written, it’s

Healthcare

Our Scary, Filthy, Killer Hospitals

Our Scary, Filthy, Killer Hospitals

One would have to be flea-brained to deny that if we had no hospitals, millions of us

Crime

Mexico Sues Georgia for Making it a Crime to Be Illegal

Mexico Sues Georgia for Making it a Crime to Be Illegal

On May 13th, Georgia’s governor signed a bill that essentially made it illegal for

All About Me

Just Another Fairytale Lesbian Blogger From Damascus

Just Another Fairytale Lesbian Blogger From Damascus

The eminently credible mainstream media was all aflame last Tuesday with reports that a

News

The Memorial Day Mobs

The Memorial Day Mobs

Though few Americans realize it, Memorial Day has roots that are partially racial in

Bizarro World

Planks, But No Planks: The Fatal Idiocy of “Planking”

Planks, But No Planks: The Fatal Idiocy of “Planking”

On the off chance that you lead a remotely fulfilling life and were busy working,

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