Put Virtue on Your Visa”€”Why Did Christians Go on a No-Money-Down, High-Interest Shopping Spree?

People say that the best cure for a hangover is a hair of the dog that bit you. The people who say that are typically alcoholics. They"€™re using the logic of an addict, whose reason has been fried by a short-circuit in the pleasure-centers of the brain. Such people think it's funny when they ...

The Grinch Who Stole Festivus

We’ve had so much grim news since Christmas past, The flourishing of Takimag is one of the few bits of tangible good news to which I can cling as winter sets in. In my capacity as the site’s designated autobiographical humor columnist—every publication has one; NR’s is ...

Meditations for Santaclaustide

Tough times bring out the best in us, as people like to say.  People say a lot of things.  From my personal experience, mankind responds to catastrophe very unevenly.  That can-do, community spirit that brings folks together to roll up their sleeves and solve a problem can yield a ...

America: A Pyramid of Ostriches

I used to answer friends who told me something I’d said was tasteless (and they were right) with a quip like, “If you can’t joke about terrorism and cancer, what can you joke about?” I was mostly being an ass, but a tiny point nestled inside what I said. Laughter helps ...

The Stab in the Back

In the frantic post-election scramble for a plausible narrative of How Things Went So Wrong, we see the outlines of the future battle for what’s left of the conservative movement, and the party it fitfully influences. The spin could be decisive, as spin often is. The spin that prevailed in ...

Men Are Bottle Rockets; Women are Cuckoo Clocks

I’m working on too many speculative projects—and putting off the one that I’m sure would sell the best. Since I fear I’ll never get around to writing the thing, I’ve decided to spill the idea. If one of you can bang it out before I do, you deserve to rake in the bucks. ...

My Dates with Doom

I don"€™t know if it's my reckless, Napoleonic march into middle age, or the decline of our infrastructure, but with each trip I feel more and more like travel is hell. This week, a "€œsimple"€ overnight trip from Manchester to D.C. felt longer and took more out of me than my long-ago, grad ...

Want Change? Start with Your Underwear.

Professional comics have an old saw that says, “Never go on after a kid or an animal.” But this week I have no choice. America’s hog and pony show dragged on for more than a year, and we’ll be scooping up the steaming piles it left behind for decades. The cleanup won’t ...

Open Hart Surgery

More tragic than the rubble of a raped and looted city, than the cancer-ridden face we knew when it was lovely, is the crumbling of a once impressive mind. In some ways it is much sadder, as it makes the observer think back and question the intellectual qualities he once thought he espied there. I ...

Nicholas II for Tsar

On February 25, 1917, Russian soldiers serving Tsar Nicholas II in St. Petersburg faced a choice. On November 4, 2008, Americans voters will stand in the same position. They must choose between a crooked, bumbling oligarchy prone to starting futile wars"€”and a ravening, reckless mob. While it's ...