Delphina Boncompagni Ludovisi

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Delphi (aka Delphina Boncompagni Ludovisi) has been helping people since circa 580 B.C. Some of her most notable clients have included Philip the II of Macedon and Emperor Nero.


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The Algebra of Divorce

The Algebra of Divorce

December 02, 2011

I’ve seen too many friends and acquaintances leap into “lightning

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Cheating 101

Cheating 101

November 02, 2011

Dear Delphi, I broke up with my daughter’s mother over a year ago, but I

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Kid or Career?, Cringing Over Color, and Kicking the Concubine to the Curb

Kid or Career?, Cringing Over Color, and Kicking the Concubine to the Curb

September 21, 2011

KID OR CAREER? Dear Delphi, I am 36 and am having my first baby, due in

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Radar Love, The Elixir of Jealousy, & Panic at the Country Club

Radar Love, The Elixir of Jealousy, & Panic at the Country Club

September 14, 2011

RADAR LOVE Dear Delphi, My boyfriend keeps saying he needs space, and as a

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Swallowing More Than Pride, Happy Old (Possibly Gay) Bachelor, & The Musky Allure of Being Aloof

Swallowing More Than Pride, Happy Old (Possibly Gay) Bachelor, & The Musky Allure of Being Aloof

August 31, 2011

SWALLOWING MORE THAN PRIDE Dear Delphi, I keep asking all my friends, but I

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Curse of the Mega-Sore-Ass, Canine Kevorkian, & She Doesn’t Like You in That Way

Curse of the Mega-Sore-Ass, Canine Kevorkian, & She Doesn’t Like You in That Way

August 17, 2011

CURSE OF THE MEGA-SORE-ASS Dear Delphi, I was at dinner the other night when

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God’s Views on Pregnancy, Going Abroad to Leave a Broad, & Baby Talk Among Adults

God’s Views on Pregnancy, Going Abroad to Leave a Broad, & Baby Talk Among Adults

August 10, 2011

GOD’S VIEWS ON PREGNANCY Dear Delphi, My husband and I have been married

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Hooters Casino Blues, Lowballing How Many You’ve Balled, and My Brother the Cockblocker

Hooters Casino Blues, Lowballing How Many You’ve Balled, and My Brother the Cockblocker

July 27, 2011

HOOTERS CASINO BLUES Dear Delphi, My best friend of more than twenty years

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Fear of an Alpha Female, Afraid of a Spinster Daughter, and Terrified He’ll Never Pop the Question

Fear of an Alpha Female, Afraid of a Spinster Daughter, and Terrified He’ll Never Pop the Question

July 20, 2011

FEAR OF AN ALPHA FEMALE Dear Delphi, I am a 53-year-old man at the very start

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No Nudes is Good Nudes, Bird-Dogging Brother, and Tossing Out Used Tarts

July 13, 2011

NO NUDES IS GOOD NUDES Dear Delphi, I was out and about in London the other

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Working for Mr. Dick, Refusing to Get a Prenup, and Failing to Mourn My Mom

Working for Mr. Dick, Refusing to Get a Prenup, and Failing to Mourn My Mom

July 06, 2011

WORKING FOR MR. DICK Dear Delphi, I used to be a successful contractor but I

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Sexting a Chef, Shafting a Sire, and Skittish Over Skin

Sexting a Chef, Shafting a Sire, and Skittish Over Skin

June 29, 2011

SEXTING A CHEF Dear Delphi, I am a 58-year-old woman and I still feel young.

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Stealing Surfboards From a Baby, Supersize My Seat, & Go to Church or Go to Hell

Stealing Surfboards From a Baby, Supersize My Seat, & Go to Church or Go to Hell

June 22, 2011

STEALING SURFBOARDS FROM A BABY Dear Delphi, I went with my three-year-old

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Broken-Hipped & Bedridden, Happily Antisocial Wife, and Granny Needs a Nanny

Broken-Hipped & Bedridden, Happily Antisocial Wife, and Granny Needs a Nanny

June 15, 2011

Dear Delphi, I have been bedridden recently because I broke my hip in a fall.

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Defecation Vacation, Abortion Distortion, and Cheater Defeater

Defecation Vacation, Abortion Distortion, and Cheater Defeater

June 08, 2011

Dear Delphi, I went for a weekend to the Bahamas with a group of friends. One

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Ragging on Daddy, Plastic Surgery Faux Pas, and Sending Swindling Siblings to the Slammer

Ragging on Daddy, Plastic Surgery Faux Pas, and Sending Swindling Siblings to the Slammer

May 25, 2011

Dear Delphi, My parents are going through a divorce after 35 years of

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How to Cheat Fairly, Date a Model Safely, and Discipline Teenagers Effectively

How to Cheat Fairly, Date a Model Safely, and Discipline Teenagers Effectively

May 18, 2011

Dear Delphi, I am a 48-year-old man and have been married for about 25 years.

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Clitoris Lost, Wedding Canceled, Beans Spilled

Clitoris Lost, Wedding Canceled, Beans Spilled

May 11, 2011

Dear Delphi, I am 35 and have been dating my boyfriend for roughly six years.

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Filthy Friend, Selfish Suicide, Circumcision Decision, and Casablanca Kidnapping

Filthy Friend, Selfish Suicide, Circumcision Decision, and Casablanca Kidnapping

May 04, 2011

Dear Delphi, I was recently a guest at my best friend’s house, but I was

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Runaway Baby Train, Dying to Dye My Daughter, and Euthanizing a Dog Owner

Runaway Baby Train, Dying to Dye My Daughter, and Euthanizing a Dog Owner

April 27, 2011

Dear Delphi, I have been married for five years and trying to get pregnant for

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Too Old for Viagra, Too Young for Drinking, and Too Scared to Date Again

Too Old for Viagra, Too Young for Drinking, and Too Scared to Date Again

April 19, 2011

Dear Delphi, I am a 68-year-old man and I want to use Viagra. My concern is

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Catching Hell From a Hellene, the Flirty French, and Let “The One” Have Some Fun

Catching Hell From a Hellene, the Flirty French, and Let “The One” Have Some Fun

April 06, 2011

Dear Delphi, The other night I was out to dinner with one of my best friends

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Cheating on a Cheater, Perfectly Annoying Mommy, and Greedy French Fiancée

Cheating on a Cheater, Perfectly Annoying Mommy, and Greedy French Fiancée

March 29, 2011

Dear Delphi, I know my husband has been cheating on me. He also knows that I

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World’s Worst Best Friend, Roman Rumblings, Freezing and Friendless

World’s Worst Best Friend, Roman Rumblings, Freezing and Friendless

March 22, 2011

Dear Delphi, I’ve had a crush on my best friend’s husband for the past

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Gay Old Dad, Secret-Agent Son, and Pesky Pack-Rat Partner

Gay Old Dad, Secret-Agent Son, and Pesky Pack-Rat Partner

March 16, 2011

Dear Delphi, I am 25 and my 56-year-old dad, who is still married to my

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Starry-Eyed Other Woman, Mean-Spirited Mother-in-Law, and Falsely Accused Husband

Starry-Eyed Other Woman, Mean-Spirited Mother-in-Law, and Falsely Accused Husband

March 09, 2011

Dear Delphi, I am the other woman. I have been seeing this older married man

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