Delphina Boncompagni Ludovisi

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Delphi (aka Delphina Boncompagni Ludovisi) has been helping people since circa 580 B.C. Some of her most notable clients have included Philip the II of Macedon and Emperor Nero.


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Too Young to Marry, Cradle-Robbing Cougar, and Blowing Off the Ex-Wife’s Funeral

Too Young to Marry, Cradle-Robbing Cougar, and Blowing Off the Ex-Wife’s Funeral

March 02, 2011

Dear Delphi, My 22-year-old son is about to graduate from college and has

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Too Late for Swinging, Too Young for Daddy, and Too Little Inheritance Money

Too Late for Swinging, Too Young for Daddy, and Too Little Inheritance Money

February 23, 2011

Dear Delphi, My husband wants to do one of those couple-switching parties, and

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Flirtin’ Fool, Bangin’ the Wife’s Sister, and Fourth Fetus at 40

Flirtin’ Fool, Bangin’ the Wife’s Sister, and Fourth Fetus at 40

February 09, 2011

Dear Delphi, My boyfriend’s sister’s husband—he’s 42 and I’m

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Hookers at the Hedgerow, Teenage Orgies, and Teaching Your Daughter to Strip

Hookers at the Hedgerow, Teenage Orgies, and Teaching Your Daughter to Strip

February 02, 2011

Dear Delphi, I am an American married to an American, and we live in the

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Drunk Teens, Pregnant Teens, the Prodigal Hubby, and a Real Barnburner

Drunk Teens, Pregnant Teens, the Prodigal Hubby, and a Real Barnburner

January 26, 2011

Dear Delphi, I am a single dad and this morning I found my cute, sweet,

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Crazy Son, Catfighting In-Laws, and the Perils of Puttin’ Pussy on a Pedestal

Crazy Son, Catfighting In-Laws, and the Perils of Puttin’ Pussy on a Pedestal

January 19, 2011

Dear Delphi, I have offered my daughter-in-law all sorts of economic bribes:

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Post-Abortion Remorse, Fake Fendi, and Racing Against the Biological Clock

Post-Abortion Remorse, Fake Fendi, and Racing Against the Biological Clock

January 12, 2011

Dear Delphi, I am a 40-year-old man and about six years ago I told my

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Middle-Aged Libertine, Cradle-Robbin’ Daddy, and a Class-D Puta

Middle-Aged Libertine, Cradle-Robbin’ Daddy, and a Class-D Puta

January 05, 2011

Dear Delphi, Will I survive being a middle-aged white male? I turn 47 in

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How to Handle Nasty Christmas Drunks and a Slutty, Impulsive Wife

How to Handle Nasty Christmas Drunks and a Slutty, Impulsive Wife

December 30, 2010

Dear Delphi, My 63-year-old husband behaved terribly on Christmas Eve. He got

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Four Family Problems, Three Bitchy In-Laws, Two Twins a-Bathing, and a Child-Smackin’ Nasty Granny

Four Family Problems, Three Bitchy In-Laws, Two Twins a-Bathing, and a Child-Smackin’ Nasty Granny

December 22, 2010

Dear Delphi, I am a father of three sons and am having two of them with their

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Always Lie About Cheating, Call Social Services, and Get Your Wife a Boob Job

Always Lie About Cheating, Call Social Services, and Get Your Wife a Boob Job

December 15, 2010

Dear Delphi, I cheat on my wife almost every time I go on a business trip. I

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Airport Cavity Searches, Socially Respectable Violence, and the Eternal Gold-Digger

Airport Cavity Searches, Socially Respectable Violence, and the Eternal Gold-Digger

December 08, 2010

Dear Delphi, The other day I was in the airport and became an unlucky

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Vasectomies, Man-Boobs, and Much Much More…

Vasectomies, Man-Boobs, and Much Much More…

December 01, 2010

Dear Delphi, I want my husband to get a vasectomy. I don’t want to die before

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How to Handle Hair Plugs, an Indecent Daughter, and an Ugly Grandson

How to Handle Hair Plugs, an Indecent Daughter, and an Ugly Grandson

November 23, 2010

Dear Delphi, I am a 58-year-old man and I am considering getting hair plugs.

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Time Alone With the Boys, Feeling Stalked, Pregnant Harpy, and Lush Wife

Time Alone With the Boys, Feeling Stalked, Pregnant Harpy, and Lush Wife

November 16, 2010

Dear Delphi, I am a 26-year-old boy and have a great girlfriend I really like.

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Flirty Baristas, Amorous Exes, Freeloading Friends, and Feeling Fat

Flirty Baristas, Amorous Exes, Freeloading Friends, and Feeling Fat

November 10, 2010

Dear Friends, From…“Will I confuse my boy dog if I dress him up like a girl

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Evil Intentions, Inheritance Angst, and Postpartum Exhaustion

Evil Intentions, Inheritance Angst, and Postpartum Exhaustion

November 02, 2010

Dear Delphi, Having grown up a certain way with certain expectations, I am

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Dried-Up, Chatted-Out, Dirty, and Hungover

Dried-Up, Chatted-Out, Dirty, and Hungover

October 25, 2010

Dear Delphi, I am a 65-year-old man. I just got my 2nd divorce. I was

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Mind Your Manners and Blame Hollywood

Mind Your Manners and Blame Hollywood

October 19, 2010

Dear Delphi, I detest my brother-in-law. He is close to 40, unemployed, lazy,

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Freshman Freakout, Pussy Pandering, and How to Handle a Bitchy Mother-in-Law

Freshman Freakout, Pussy Pandering, and How to Handle a Bitchy Mother-in-Law

October 13, 2010

Dear Delphi, I am really upset. I am a 9th-grade boy and I just started

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