Delphina Boncompagni Ludovisi
Delphi (aka Delphina Boncompagni Ludovisi) has been helping people since circa 580 B.C. Some of her most notable clients have included Philip the II of Macedon and Emperor Nero.
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Starry-Eyed Other Woman, Mean-Spirited Mother-in-Law, and Falsely Accused HusbandMarch 09, 2011 Dear Delphi, I am the other woman. I have been seeing this older married man |
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Too Young to Marry, Cradle-Robbing Cougar, and Blowing Off the Ex-Wife’s FuneralMarch 02, 2011 Dear Delphi, My 22-year-old son is about to graduate from college and has |
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Too Late for Swinging, Too Young for Daddy, and Too Little Inheritance MoneyFebruary 23, 2011 Dear Delphi, My husband wants to do one of those couple-switching parties, and |
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Flirtin’ Fool, Bangin’ the Wife’s Sister, and Fourth Fetus at 40February 09, 2011 Dear Delphi, My boyfriend’s sister’s husband—he’s 42 and I’m |
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Hookers at the Hedgerow, Teenage Orgies, and Teaching Your Daughter to StripFebruary 02, 2011 Dear Delphi, I am an American married to an American, and we live in the |
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Drunk Teens, Pregnant Teens, the Prodigal Hubby, and a Real BarnburnerJanuary 26, 2011 Dear Delphi, I am a single dad and this morning I found my cute, sweet, |
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Crazy Son, Catfighting In-Laws, and the Perils of Puttin’ Pussy on a PedestalJanuary 19, 2011 Dear Delphi, I have offered my daughter-in-law all sorts of economic bribes: |
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Post-Abortion Remorse, Fake Fendi, and Racing Against the Biological ClockJanuary 12, 2011 Dear Delphi, I am a 40-year-old man and about six years ago I told my |
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Middle-Aged Libertine, Cradle-Robbin’ Daddy, and a Class-D PutaJanuary 05, 2011 Dear Delphi, Will I survive being a middle-aged white male? I turn 47 in |
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How to Handle Nasty Christmas Drunks and a Slutty, Impulsive WifeDecember 30, 2010 Dear Delphi, My 63-year-old husband behaved terribly on Christmas Eve. He got |
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Four Family Problems, Three Bitchy In-Laws, Two Twins a-Bathing, and a Child-Smackin’ Nasty GrannyDecember 22, 2010 Dear Delphi, I am a father of three sons and am having two of them with their |
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Always Lie About Cheating, Call Social Services, and Get Your Wife a Boob JobDecember 15, 2010 Dear Delphi, I cheat on my wife almost every time I go on a business trip. I |
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Airport Cavity Searches, Socially Respectable Violence, and the Eternal Gold-DiggerDecember 08, 2010 Dear Delphi, The other day I was in the airport and became an unlucky |
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Vasectomies, Man-Boobs, and Much Much More…December 01, 2010 Dear Delphi, I want my husband to get a vasectomy. I don’t want to die before |
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How to Handle Hair Plugs, an Indecent Daughter, and an Ugly GrandsonNovember 23, 2010 Dear Delphi, I am a 58-year-old man and I am considering getting hair plugs. |
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Time Alone With the Boys, Feeling Stalked, Pregnant Harpy, and Lush WifeNovember 16, 2010 Dear Delphi, I am a 26-year-old boy and have a great girlfriend I really like. |
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Flirty Baristas, Amorous Exes, Freeloading Friends, and Feeling FatNovember 10, 2010 Dear Friends, From…“Will I confuse my boy dog if I dress him up like a girl |
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Evil Intentions, Inheritance Angst, and Postpartum ExhaustionNovember 02, 2010 Dear Delphi, Having grown up a certain way with certain expectations, I am |
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Dried-Up, Chatted-Out, Dirty, and HungoverOctober 25, 2010 Dear Delphi, I am a 65-year-old man. I just got my 2nd divorce. I was |
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Mind Your Manners and Blame HollywoodOctober 19, 2010 Dear Delphi, I detest my brother-in-law. He is close to 40, unemployed, lazy, |
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Freshman Freakout, Pussy Pandering, and How to Handle a Bitchy Mother-in-LawOctober 13, 2010 Dear Delphi, I am really upset. I am a 9th-grade boy and I just started |