David Cole

David Cole

David Cole, the “Jewish Holocaust Revisionist,” spent the past eighteen years as David Stein the “Republican Party Animal,” working with GOP higher-ups and blogging for major conservative sites. His “outing” provided many examples of cringe-inducing humor, detailed in his book “Republican Party Animal.”


Cultural Caviar

The Day the Asians Turned White

Sep 18 2018

In the Asian-Pacific community, the concept of “whitening” is hugely controversial. Double eyelid surgery, nose jobs, etc. But “whitening” can be both literal and figurative.

Cultural Caviar

Holocaust Denial Triumphant

Sep 11 2018

Two years ago, I penned a piece titled “Denial Is Dead.” The gist of it was that Holocaust denial is basically over. All of its

Cultural Caviar

Color Me Raped

Sep 04 2018

When I was a child, one of the many life lessons my parents taught me is that it’s easy to complain, but if possible, one

Media

Handiblackin’

Aug 28 2018

Have you heard about “handiblackin’”? It’s the newest craze. I normally wouldn’t lead off my column by citing a lengthy chunk of someone else’s work,

Another Defenestration

Alex Jones

Alex Jones in Blackface

Aug 21 2018

Poor Alex Jones, banned from Facebook, YouTube, Apple/iTunes, Periscope, Spotify, and (temporarily) Twitter. And dudes like me, who were being deprived of platforms long before

PC World

Lessons From My Porn Girl

Aug 14 2018

When A-list Hollywood director James Gunn got fired last month due to an alt-right (some say “alt-light”...I’ve learned that certain trolls get steamed if you

Cultural Caviar

Flinging Poo at a Jew

Aug 07 2018

As a child, the thing I found most startling about attending majority-black public schools was the fact that most of my fellow students had no

Alternative Right

The Alt-Right Is Bringing Back AIDS!

Jul 31 2018

It started innocently enough. People on the right wanted something a little stronger than National Review-style conservatism. As the most extreme elements of the racist

Another Defenestration

James Gunn

Shouting “Pedo” in a Crowded Twitter

Jul 24 2018

It’s baffling to me that some people still can’t grasp the simple notion that humor is subjective. I have friends—decent, smart people—who’ll say things like

Home Front

The Left Has Made Racism the Practical Choice

Jul 17 2018

Leftists have a charming habit of embarking on crusades that end up accomplishing the exact opposite of what was supposedly intended. Anti-poverty programs that not

Cultural Caviar

The Media’s Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wounds

Jul 10 2018

A few weeks ago, when a virginal loser with a gopher’s ass for a beard shot up the offices of a Maryland newspaper, social media

Cultural Caviar

Attack of the Psychic Latina!

Jul 03 2018

I’ve spent a great deal of my life hearing from people who supposedly know what I’m thinking…people who can’t find fault with my actual words,

Cultural Caviar

Don’tcha Just Hate It When the Neo-Nazis Are Right?

Jun 26 2018

Did I ever tell you about the time I had dinner with a war criminal? It’s not exactly my funniest story, but it’s still somewhat

Modern Weapons

Racial Immunity

Jun 19 2018

Twelve years ago, when actor Michael Richards launched into his epithet-laced tirade against a loud table of black revelers at the Hollywood Laugh Factory, the

Politics

Gaza: The Cold Sore of the World

Jun 12 2018

The Israeli-Palestinian conflict is the world’s chronic illness. It’s our herpes, our diabetes, our Crohn’s disease. There is never going to be a resolution. Not

Cultural Caviar

Goin’ Ape Over Racism!

Jun 05 2018

Of all the bans I’ve drawn on Facebook (yes, I’ve been on a bit of a bender about this in recent weeks, so I promise

#RESISTANCE

Calochortus Catalinae

In Grudging Praise of White Racists

May 29 2018

Whenever I invite guests to my house for high tea, the first thing they notice is my stunningly vibrant flower garden. Indeed, fellow gardening enthusiasts

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Huntington Beach, CA

Colored People of Color

May 22 2018

Last month, I drew a 30-day Facebook ban because I posted a column that had the word “tranny” in the title (full disclosure: it was

Cultural Caviar

Adam Parfrey Saved My Life

May 15 2018

During his 61 years on this earth, Adam Parfrey was called a fascist, a commie, a Nazi, a misogynist, a right-wing conspiracy nut, a left-wing

Bitch, Please!

Deserve’s Got Nothin’ to Do With It, Precious

May 08 2018

Did you hear the one about the fat black woman on the plane? It’s a real knee-slapper, at least for those of us who are

Cultural Caviar

Lynching Toward Redemption

May 01 2018

The dream has finally been realized: America now has a national lynching memorial, and if you’re like me, you bought your tickets way in advance

Cultural Caviar

Smearing the Smearers

Apr 24 2018

As I’m sure you’ve heard, two black dudes went into a Starbucks last week and claimed a table without ordering anything. And then they (yes,

Cultural Caviar

Donald Trump: The First Jewish President?

Apr 17 2018

Trump’s barely been in office a year and a half, but already his presidency has been analyzed to death, with every new diagnosis contradicting the

Cultural Caviar

Dwarfs vs. Trannies

Apr 10 2018

Black lives may matter, but some matter less than others. Poor Stephon Clark. He was so close to the sainthood that is bestowed upon any

Another Apology

Memo to Laura Ingraham: Never Beg

Apr 03 2018

In an episode of the seminal 1980s TV show Hill Street Blues, Detective Buntz (a pre–NYPD Blue Dennis Franz) and a fellow detective, Rodriguez, are

Cultural Caviar

Geena Davis

For White Girls Who Have Considered (Career) Suicide

Mar 27 2018

It’s been less than a month since actress Frances McDormand used her Oscar acceptance speech to push for the adoption of “inclusion riders” in entertainment-industry