Bunky Mortimer
Bunky Mortimer is related to one of the grandest Anglo-Saxon Protestant families in the United States. He is sort of a black sheep in the family, but has chosen to write the truth rather than toe the line. He has been married three times, and is a recovering alcoholic.
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Remembrance of Yale’s PastMay 31, 2011 We love Yale sluts! “No” means “yes,” and “yes” means |
Cultural Caviar
Authors and Gluttons: Bunky’s Guide to EatingApril 08, 2011 I just happened to lay my hands on a recent copy of The New York Times’ |
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Oh, Say, Can’t You Stop?February 10, 2011 Aren’t you fed-up with goofy renditions of our national anthem? I refer to |
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In the Navy!—With Gobs of Seamen!January 13, 2011 Guess what—many gays aren’t offended at all by the scandalous USS |
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The Thong Remains the ShameDecember 15, 2010 Semper ubi sub ubi. —Juvenal When Dorothy Parker said, “Brevity is the |
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Le Jour de Merci DonnantNovember 24, 2010 In the 1960s a kind of sport for us Yanks in Paris was making light of our |
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Bunky Mortimer’s Upper Class Guide to Drinking, Part IINovember 17, 2010 Now, class, you will remember in this symposium’s first installment that we |
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Bunky Mortimer’s Upper Class Guide to DrinkingNovember 09, 2010 Yes, I’m a recovering alcoholic and haven’t touched a drop in some time, |
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Hocking LoogiesNovember 02, 2010 One of the unintended consequences and, for me, an unanticipated pleasure of |
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Black Tie for DummiesOctober 26, 2010 You know what gets me hot under my Brooks Brothers collar? It’s the goofballs |
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Semper FiOctober 18, 2010 For about an hour I watched the Columbus Day Parade from the rise of Lenox Hill |
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Ivana Lowell Bites the Silver Spoon That Feeds HerOctober 14, 2010 Guinness heiress Ivana Lowell has released her memoir, Why Not Say What |
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Keeping Standards High in ClublandOctober 06, 2010 “In the Bengal Club at Calcutta they don’t allow dogs or Indians, but in |
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American Boarding Schools: No Boot Camp For BoysSeptember 28, 2010 As the herds of wildebeest migrate in October and November, when the short |
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Bunky Mortimer’s London Season DiaryJune 24, 2010 We WASPS have a long tradition with the London “Season.” The Chelsea Flower |
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Queen Elizabeth Makes a Rare Appearance for King ConstantineJune 07, 2010 Well, that was an easy one. King Constantine of the Hellenes—that’s the |
Hot Press from the RivieraMay 29, 2010 My mother tought me early in life my name should never appear in the gutter |
Fashion
The Nerdiest PresidentMay 12, 2010 Chester A. Arthur was known to have 80 pairs of pants in his closet at the |
High Society
Fashion Wrap: The Met Gala DisappointsMay 07, 2010 A panoply of dreary frocks and ill-conceived looks appeared on the red |