Bunky Mortimer III

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Bunky Mortimer III is the scion of an old East-Coast family, driven to Europe by disillusionment and an uncertain tax status. He is now propelled like a schizophrenic pinball between the British Isles and the Continent, advocating enthusiastically for Brexit and the repeal of FATCA. He has asked it to be known that he only writes the column under duress from a vicious codicil in his father's will making certain allowances dependent on him doing so.


Culture Clash

Breakfast of Champions

Breakfast of Champions

January 17, 2018

We live in an Ice Age of selective puritanism. You can bed who you like and

Afternoon Delight

Bunky Mortimer’s Guide to Lifemanship

Bunky Mortimer’s Guide to Lifemanship

January 01, 2018

Seeing you’ve read this far, I’d better let you in on my secret. It’s

Afternoon Delight

The Once and Future Art of the Cigar

The Once and Future Art of the Cigar

December 11, 2017

My eponymous father always kept cigars. I remember when I first stole one. I

Cultural Caviar

Dating a Radical Feminist

November 16, 2017

It’s the one-liners I remember most. As a polyamorist who prided herself on