Bruce Cochran

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Bruce Cochran is a freelance writer who lives with his dog Spike in West Hollywood, California.


Manhunt

Yanking the Lever in Sin City

Yanking the Lever in Sin City

November 07, 2012

Las Vegas is the the most inorganic of all American cities. Surrounded by a

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Burning Yachts and Burning Money

Burning Yachts and Burning Money

August 14, 2012

BREAKING NEWS (well, sort of—it happened over a month ago)—The world’s

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Dope Doggy Dogg

Dope Doggy Dogg

August 01, 2012

I’ve often felt that the War on Terror was the best thing that happened to

Love Life

Flags at Half-Mast, Please

Flags at Half-Mast, Please

July 11, 2012

My gay cousin once told me that the beauty of modern living is that there are

Lit Crit

Fifty Shades of Frustration

Fifty Shades of Frustration

July 04, 2012

Now that I have been sucked into the vortex that is the Fifty Shades of Grey

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Billionaires, Bimbos, and the Black Brady Bunch

Billionaires, Bimbos, and the Black Brady Bunch

June 13, 2012

London’s big scandal this past week involves a rapper, a Rothschild, and a

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Madonna, Don’t Preach

Madonna, Don’t Preach

June 06, 2012

Always one to court controversy in lieu of talent, Madonna recently projected

High Society

Diamond Jubilation

Diamond Jubilation

May 30, 2012

I love Queen Elizabeth. I love her pastel-colored outfits. I love her little

Gossip

Cochran’s Guide to Suicide

Cochran’s Guide to Suicide

May 23, 2012

If you’re looking for a husband, ladies, stay away from the Kennedys! Chances

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Royal Rake

Royal Rake

May 16, 2012

The delightful readers of Taki’s Magazine have spoken! I hereby declare this

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Tinsleytown

Tinsleytown

May 09, 2012

Judging from last week’s comments, there are not many Kardashian fans here on

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Krazy for the Kardashians

Krazy for the Kardashians

May 02, 2012

Kall me krazy, but I love the Kardashians.  This is Kardashian Week if there

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Sue Me!

Sue Me!

April 25, 2012

Remember when people used to say, “Sue me!” if you complained about

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Freeloaders and Bloodsuckers

Freeloaders and Bloodsuckers

April 18, 2012

Hollywood has a rule: If it’s true, it’s strange. Kurt Cobain’s widow

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Accolades for Acolytes

Accolades for Acolytes

April 11, 2012

Welcome to Taki’s Mag, all you do-gooders who’ve discovered us this past

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Hollywood: Dysfunction Junction

Hollywood: Dysfunction Junction

April 04, 2012

At six foot nine, Kris Humphries may literally be the world’s biggest ass.

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Bombs, Blockbusters, Babies, and Break-ins

Bombs, Blockbusters, Babies, and Break-ins

March 28, 2012

This week brings a steamin’ hot plate of scandal, scandal, scandal—flour

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More Acting and Less Activism, Please

More Acting and Less Activism, Please

March 21, 2012

Don’t you hate it when actors get involved in politics? I do, and not only

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Stars v. Jocks: The Great Dummy Derby

Stars v. Jocks: The Great Dummy Derby

March 14, 2012

Who’s easier to mock—athletes or celebrities? It’s a neck-and-neck race,

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Glitter From the Gutter

Glitter From the Gutter

March 07, 2012

Not much is happening in the celebrity gutter this week unless you count the

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Crimes of Passion, Golden Statues and Fashion

Crimes of Passion, Golden Statues and Fashion

February 29, 2012

Although most critics lambasted this year’s Oscar show, I roared with

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Semites, Sex, Drugs, Royals, and Rock ’n’ Roll

Semites, Sex, Drugs, Royals, and Rock ’n’ Roll

February 22, 2012

CASTING STONES Oliver Stone’s son has converted to Islam and is now the

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From the Revolting to the Ridiculous

From the Revolting to the Ridiculous

February 15, 2012

THE DARK ANGEL DESCENDS ON BEVERLY HILLS Singer Whitney Houston’s drug-addled

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Drugs, Sugar, and Cigarettes

Drugs, Sugar, and Cigarettes

February 08, 2012

What a week in headline news. If I see one more thing about Iran and Israel, I

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Everybody’s Doing the Locomotion

Everybody’s Doing the Locomotion

January 31, 2012

Hollywood made a silent film in the 21st century. Big whoop. Now they’re

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January 25, 2012

Last year was a banner year for Los Angeles divorce attorneys. The most