Bruce Cochran 
Bruce Cochran is a freelance writer who lives with his dog Spike in West Hollywood, California.
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Cochran’s Guide to SuicideIf you’re looking for a husband, ladies, stay away from the Kennedys! Chances are |
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Royal RakeThe delightful readers of Taki’s Magazine have spoken! I hereby declare this week’s |
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TinsleytownJudging from last week’s comments, there are not many Kardashian fans here on |
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Krazy for the KardashiansKall me krazy, but I love the Kardashians. This is Kardashian Week if there ever was |
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Sue Me!Remember when people used to say, “Sue me!” if you complained about something they |
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Freeloaders and BloodsuckersHollywood has a rule: If it’s true, it’s strange. Kurt Cobain’s widow Courtney |
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Accolades for AcolytesWelcome to Taki’s Mag, all you do-gooders who’ve discovered us this past week! |
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Hollywood: Dysfunction JunctionAt six foot nine, Kris Humphries may literally be the world’s biggest ass. This giant |
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Bombs, Blockbusters, Babies, and Break-insThis week brings a steamin’ hot plate of scandal, scandal, scandal—flour bombs, |
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More Acting and Less Activism, PleaseDon’t you hate it when actors get involved in politics? I do, and not only because I |
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Stars v. Jocks: The Great Dummy DerbyWho’s easier to mock—athletes or celebrities? It’s a neck-and-neck race, each one |
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Glitter From the GutterNot much is happening in the celebrity gutter this week unless you count the big |
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Crimes of Passion, Golden Statues and FashionAlthough most critics lambasted this year’s Oscar show, I roared with laughter. The |
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Semites, Sex, Drugs, Royals, and Rock ’n’ RollCASTING STONES Oliver Stone’s son has converted to Islam and is now the righteous |
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From the Revolting to the RidiculousTHE DARK ANGEL DESCENDS ON BEVERLY HILLS Singer Whitney Houston’s drug-addled body |
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Drugs, Sugar, and CigarettesWhat a week in headline news. If I see one more thing about Iran and Israel, I am going |
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Everybody’s Doing the LocomotionHollywood made a silent film in the 21st century. Big whoop. Now they’re acting like |
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SuperstardumbLast year was a banner year for Los Angeles divorce attorneys. The most high-profile |