Bruce Cochran

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Bruce Cochran is a freelance writer who lives with his dog Spike in West Hollywood, California.


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Cochran’s Guide to Suicide

Cochran’s Guide to Suicide

If you’re looking for a husband, ladies, stay away from the Kennedys! Chances are

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Royal Rake

Royal Rake

The delightful readers of Taki’s Magazine have spoken! I hereby declare this week’s

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Tinsleytown

Tinsleytown

Judging from last week’s comments, there are not many Kardashian fans here on

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Krazy for the Kardashians

Krazy for the Kardashians

Kall me krazy, but I love the Kardashians.  This is Kardashian Week if there ever was

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Sue Me!

Sue Me!

Remember when people used to say, “Sue me!” if you complained about something they

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Freeloaders and Bloodsuckers

Freeloaders and Bloodsuckers

Hollywood has a rule: If it’s true, it’s strange. Kurt Cobain’s widow Courtney

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Accolades for Acolytes

Accolades for Acolytes

Welcome to Taki’s Mag, all you do-gooders who’ve discovered us this past week!

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Hollywood: Dysfunction Junction

Hollywood: Dysfunction Junction

At six foot nine, Kris Humphries may literally be the world’s biggest ass. This giant

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Bombs, Blockbusters, Babies, and Break-ins

Bombs, Blockbusters, Babies, and Break-ins

This week brings a steamin’ hot plate of scandal, scandal, scandal—flour bombs,

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More Acting and Less Activism, Please

More Acting and Less Activism, Please

Don’t you hate it when actors get involved in politics? I do, and not only because I

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Stars v. Jocks: The Great Dummy Derby

Stars v. Jocks: The Great Dummy Derby

Who’s easier to mock—athletes or celebrities? It’s a neck-and-neck race, each one

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Glitter From the Gutter

Glitter From the Gutter

Not much is happening in the celebrity gutter this week unless you count the big

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Crimes of Passion, Golden Statues and Fashion

Crimes of Passion, Golden Statues and Fashion

Although most critics lambasted this year’s Oscar show, I roared with laughter. The

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Semites, Sex, Drugs, Royals, and Rock ’n’ Roll

Semites, Sex, Drugs, Royals, and Rock ’n’ Roll

CASTING STONES Oliver Stone’s son has converted to Islam and is now the righteous

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From the Revolting to the Ridiculous

From the Revolting to the Ridiculous

THE DARK ANGEL DESCENDS ON BEVERLY HILLS Singer Whitney Houston’s drug-addled body

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Drugs, Sugar, and Cigarettes

Drugs, Sugar, and Cigarettes

What a week in headline news. If I see one more thing about Iran and Israel, I am going

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Everybody’s Doing the Locomotion

Everybody’s Doing the Locomotion

Hollywood made a silent film in the 21st century. Big whoop. Now they’re acting like

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Last year was a banner year for Los Angeles divorce attorneys. The most high-profile