September 14, 2012

But if there’s a current situation that fits the traditional prerequisites for war”€”a hostile and frequently violent alien invasion that’s compromising our borders and threatening our cultural fabric”€”we’d send every US soldier currently in the Middle East to the Mexican border. Ahh, but that will never happen. Republicans want the cheap labor and Democrats want the voters. So a war with Mexico is definitely not plausible.

And only a fool”€”or tens of millions of them”€”would think that a decade of strafing the Middle East with American ordnance would persuade those ignorant camel jockeys, ragheads, and sand nigras to embrace us. At least chronologically, the Middle East’s radical Islamization has been directly correlated with the level of American meddling there. If we hadn”€™t propped up the Shah of Iran or helped to squash the Palestinians or rushed like brain-damaged lapdogs to defend Israel wherever and whenever that tiny and trouble-addled nation felt the itch of an “€œexistential threat”€ coming on, we sincerely believe the Middle East would be far more Westernized than it currently is.

We feel that America and England are more threatened by internal demographic erosion than we are by primeval religious nonsense that’s occurring thousands of miles away. We”€™re bitterly bemused at the fact that war-hungry stooges in the US and England are eagerly sending their soldiers over to die at the same time they’re allowing the Ummah to colonize us. Due to our half-assed and ultimately suicidal notions of tolerance and cultural sensitivity, the number of Muslims in the USA has more than doubled since 9/11. And we sincerely doubt that all, or even most, of them come with the noblest of intentions and an eager willingness to adjust to our culture. That’s simply not how Islam works. It’s not how Islam has ever worked. This is a real demographic threat rather than a vague existential one. Rather than further destroying our economy with endless and total wars of imperialism, we feel it’d be much more practical to immediately end all immigration to the US except for, say, scientists who have a cure for cancer.

No one who’s in favor of continuing all the wars in the Middle East can possibly be sincere about budget reduction. For the most part, we”€™ve stopped listening to our politicians.

We don”€™t want to kill “€™em all and let God sort “€™em out. Let’s get the hell out of there and let’s prevent them from further demographic encroachment here. Let them kill each other and let Allah sort “€™em out.

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