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July 09, 2017

LETTER: TUPAC SHAKUR DUMPED MADONNA FOR BEING WHITE
Rapper Tupac Shakur was a convicted rapist who liked to perform topless before he was gunned down in cold blood in Las Vegas at age 25. He has sold 75 million records and achieved an iconic saint-like status in death, even though in life he bragged of being a thug and, as we already mentioned, was a convicted rapist.

Now comes news that a letter he sent to hagged-out musical strumpet Madonna from prison is going up for auction with a starting bid of $100,000.

In the letter, Shakur, who had apparently been engaging in carnal relations with Maddona before his rape arrest, tells her that he can no longer continue their relationship because she’s white:

For you to be seen with a black man wouldn’t in any way jeopardise your career, if anything it would make you seem more open and exciting. But for me, at least in my previous perception I felt due to my ‘image’ I would be letting down half of the people who made me what I thought I was.

This is clearly a case of a mudshark being tossed back into the water.

SWEDEN PLANS WOMEN-ONLY ROCK FESTIVAL
In Sweden—where everything is rape unless Muslims are doing it, and then it’s just “diversity”—festival organizers have announced that the nation’s largest annual musical festival, known as Bråvalla, will be entirely “man-free” next summer “until all men learn how to behave themselves.”

We predict this strategy will backfire when Swedish women realize how unhappy they are when there are no men around to falsely accuse of rape.

VIRGINIA LAWMAKER CHARGED WITH MAKING RACIST THREATS AGAINST HIMSELF
Brian Telfair is a portly black former city attorney in Petersburg, VA. In February of 2016, he filed a police report claiming that some “redneck” had phoned him and pelted him with N-bombs, blaming those dadgum N-bombs for ruining the city. Now he stands accused of filing a false police report. According to court documents, he told a city clerk named Nykesha Jackson to buy him a prepaid phone at a local Family Dollar store. Prosecutors allege that the phone only made three calls—all of which consisted of Telfair calling himself to accuse himself of being an N-bomb.

Imagine having your entire identity so rooted in persecution that you have to fake hate crimes against yourself. Before laughing at such a wretched creature, we must pity him. Then we can laugh. Then he MUST be deported.

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