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January 28, 2018

R&B SINGER CLAIMS THAT HITLER WAS HUMAN
Erykah Badu is an eccentric black R&B singer with a net worth of $12 million and whose first album sold close to three million copies. Whereas she used to wrap up her abundant hair in one of those traditional African hair tourniquets, she now lets it sprawl across several zip codes.

In a recent interview with this twerp (the one on the left) in Vulture magazine, she committed the unpardonable sin not only of claiming that Adolf Hitler was a great painter, but that he had a bad childhood and was actually a human being. Her interrogator severely scolded her and refused to accept that Hitler was not Satan incarnate. Although she recanted her assertion that Hitler was a great painter, Badu dug in deeper and even had the nuts to claim that neo-Confederates are every bit as human as me, you, your mom, and Adolf Hitler:

I would never even want a group of white men who believe that the Confederate flag is worth saving to feel bad. That’s not how I operate.

Badu ain’t bad.

CNN: CUCKOLDING CAN BE “POSITIVE”
CNN is a multicultural media organization that aggressively pushes multiculturalism and whose coverage of Donald Trump has been an entirely objective, nonbiased, and journalistically neutral 93% negative. It was founded in 1980 by Ted Turner, who, according to former Hustler editor Allan MacDonell, was allegedly filmed being pegged with a strap-on dildo by Jane Fonda.

It is only fitting, then, that last Thursday CNN published an article that said a recent study concluded that cuckolding “can be positive for some couples.”

The study was conducted by annoying gay blogger Dan Savage—who, to our knowledge, does not possess any scientific credentials—along with two guys named Justin Lehmiller and David Ley, both of whom look like they wouldn’t mind being pegged by Jane Fonda—or by any woman, really.

Ley, who’s working on a book called Insatiable Wives, says there’s an unfair and damaging “social stigma” against cuckoldry and that many forward-thinking beta males are “rejecting” that stigma.

We dream of a world that rejects cuckoldry and socially stigmatizes broken men such as these three losers.

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