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The Week That Perished

April 15, 2018

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The Week That Perished

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REPORT: “CHILD” REFUGEES LIED ABOUT THEIR AGE
It is not paranoid to suggest that the current “refugee crisis” that was engineered by global finance and enabled by endlessly unnecessary US military meddling in the Middle East and Northern Africa is the most serious demographic threat to Western Civilization in world history. And even if it is paranoid, we would rather be alive and paranoid than murdered by our own gullibility.

Critics of this manufactured, Camp of the Saints-style crisis have often noted with bemusement that a high quotient of the starving women and children that are pouring into Europe appear, at least judging by photographic evidence, to be virile young men with iPhones and expensive sneakers.

England—which a century ago ruled the world and then decided to feel bad about it—appears to be competing with most of the rest of Europe to win the dubious prize of being the first nation to successfully kill itself—is one of only three countries that do not require medical evidence that refugees who claim to be under 18 are not, in fact, full-blown adults of child-rearing age. (The other two countries are Ireland and Cyprus.)

A recent report issued by “immigration watchdog David Bolt” examined 2,952 asylum applications to the UK by alleged children in the first five months of 2017. In a full 705 of these cases, officials suspected that the “children” were lying about their age. Of the 618 cases that were resolved, a bloomin’ 402 of the applicants—nearly two-thirds—were found to be adults. Some of the “children” had crows’ feet and greying hair. In one case, facial-recognition software determined one “child migrant” to be 38.

Meanwhile, England’s real children—the ones who were born there and are ethnically English—continued to be raped with impunity by migrants.

“We would rather be alive and paranoid than murdered by our own gullibility.”

WHITE LESBIAN MOMS DRIVE THEIR NONWHITE ADOPTED KIDS OFF A CLIFF
Although they are not Hollywood actresses, Sarah and Jennifer Hart are a pair of white lesbians in the Pacific Northwest who have been celebrated worldwide for their propensity to adopt nonwhite children—at last count, five of their adoptees were visibly black and one is shaded a sort of light chartreuse. Their little adopted son Devonte appeared in a viral 2014 photo during the ill-advised Ferguson protests because his mothers saw fit to drag him into the midst of riots and scare the bejeezus out of him about the statistical improbability that one day he might be murdered by white people due to his skin color rather than his fedora.

But as much as this heartwarming little story of self-loathing white dykes assembling a nonmusical Partridge Family out of nonwhite adoptees might have tickled the hearts of their ideological kin, the whole sappy saga went sailing off a Northern California cliff late last month. And due to the absence of skid marks and the fact that the speedometer on the family’s SUV was “pinned” at 90MPH, police have determined that the event was an intentional suicide/murder.

Now comes word that the lesbian duo had been repeatedly investigated on charges of abusing their melanin-addled adopted children. In 2011, Sarah Hart pleaded guilty to domestic assault for aggressively spanking one of the kids. In November 2016, 16-year-old Hannah Hart ran to neighbors and told them that her white lesbian parents were not only “racist,” they were beating all of the children. And fedora-wearing Devonte, now 15, allegedly told neighbors that the wicked white witches were purposely starving all of the kids.

On March 23 of this year, an intake report filed with Washington State’s Department of Social and Health Services “paints a picture of horrific abuse leading up to the family’s annihilation.” Five days later, after driving their brood down into Northern California, Jennifer Hart drove the family SUV off a cliff in Mendocino, where it crashed on rocks 100 feet below.

One must never trust white lesbians who adopt black children. In fact, it should be illegal. And clearly the only way to prevent such tragedies in the future—remember, six nonwhites died here, whereas no nonwhites died in the “racist” events in Charlottesville—is to outlaw white lesbianism entirely.

BIGGEST FACEBOOK “BLACK LIVES MATTER” PAGE WAS RUN BY A WHITE MAN
Due to what is known as the “Ferguson Effect,” the net result of the Black Lives Matter movement has been to kill more and more black people.

The fact that this entire movement, based on statistical illiteracy regarding black crime rates and on wishful thinking about a nonexistent wave of predatory racist cops, remains lauded and venerated by our mainstream press and most of academia is evidence enough that we need a new mainstream press and academic class.

Making the movement appear yet more ridiculous is the fact that the biggest Black Lives Matter Facebook page was recently revealed to be a scam allegedly run by a white Australian who raked in an estimated $100,000 in donations to further the cause of engendering more black deaths by terrifying police away from even responding to emergency calls in predominately black areas.

The page, run by a pasty Aussie named Ian Mackay, had nearly 700,000 followers—more than twice as many followers as the official Black Lives Matter page.

We applaud Mr. Mackay’s entrepreneurial ingenuity as well as his success in proving how many of this movement’s adherents are gullible and supremely dumb.

Just stop committing so much crime, and you won’t have nearly as many encounters with police. Seems simple to everyone but the simpletons.

GERMAN HISTORIAN BANNED FOR DECLARING THAT ISLAM ISN’T GERMAN
Last month Facebook banned a German historian for daring to suggest that Islam was not part of German history beyond being a historical antagonist of Germans and German culture.

Michael Hesemann’s crime was to post the following hatefacts:

Islam always plays only one role in the 1700-year-old history of the Christian Occident: the role of the sword of Damocles which hung above us, the threat of barbarism against which one needed to unite and fight. In this sense, Islam is not part of German history, but the defense against Islam!

Hesemann’s comments came on the heels of former German Chancellor Christian Wulff recently declaring that “Islam belongs to Germany,” a comment with which current Chancellor Angela “Stasi Bush” Merkel agreed.

Last month, Germany’s Interior Minister Horst Seehofer disagreed with Wulff and Merkel, adding that “Germany is characterized by Christianity.” A poll found that 76 percent of Germans agreed with Seehofer.

It is clear that Germany’s leaders do not represent the interests of Germany’s people. This fact was underlined by recent events in which a school headmistress urged a Christian girl who’d been beaten up by Muslim classmates to simply submit and wear a hijab and a court case in which a Turkish man walked free on rape charges because his violent sexual assault on a German woman was not “culturally” considered rape under Islam.

LAW STUDENT SHOUTS “FUCK THE LAW!”
It has become increasingly evident that if you don’t believe that communism is the only thing that will save transgender lesbian midget otherkin from the evil predations of the white-male-capitalist industrial complex, you are not welcome to speak on any college campus in the Anglosphere.

Josh Blackman—who, it must be noted, is not a black man—recently attempted to give a speech about free speech at CUNY Law. As we’ve all recently been informed, anyone who says they’re in favor of “free speech” is merely a white supremacist who enjoys squashing anyone different from him like a vintner enjoys trampling upon helpless and dark-colored grapes.

Blackman says he was screamed at, called a “white supremacist,” told he was “not welcome,” and accused of peddling “hate speech”—all for the crime of attempting to give a speech about free speech.

At one point during the torrent of anti-free-speech speech, one law student shouted “FUCK THE LAW!” at Blackman, which is an odd sentiment for a law student to express. Then again, we live in a country where education is no longer about education and journalism is no longer about journalism, so none of us should be surprised.

STUDY: COMMUNISM BAD FOR YOU
A recent analysis “of 44 countries across Europe and Asia” published in the journal Royal Society Open Science examined these nations’ UN Human Development Index scores, which tally things such as life expectancy at birth, average years of education, and per-capita income. According to The Times, the study concluded that:

…the single strongest predictor for a country’s health, and the second strongest for its wealth after the vicissitudes of geography, turned out to be whether its rulers had embraced the doctrines of Marxism-Leninism.

In nations that had formerly swallowed (or been force-fed) Marx’s giant bologna sandwich, things such as overall health, income, and life expectancy were poorer.

But you already knew that. It’s time for the rest of the world to learn it before they have to learn it again the hard way.

MILLENNIALS HAVEN’T GOTTEN THE MEMO ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST
In news that should alarm anyone who cares about anything, a recent study published on Israel’s Holocaust Remembrance Day finds that 22 percent of US millennials “haven’t heard of, or aren’t sure if they’ve heard of, the Holocaust.”

Do these people never watch TV or go to the movies?

A full two-fifths of millennials “believe two million Jews or fewer were killed during the Holocaust.”

According to CBS News, “Six million Jews were killed in World War II by Nazi Germany and its accomplices,” although it must be noted for the sake of journalistic honesty that CBS neglected to attribute a source to that figure.

Speaking of not citing sources, we would speculate that 99% to 100% of all Americans have heard of Adolf Hitler, so some people might want to rethink their propaganda strategies.

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