Hollywood

The Tragedy of Doctor Who

July 20, 2017

When I was a kid, they were on their fourth Doctor Who. He was played by Catholic Scouser Tom Baker, who was in his 40s at the time. Back in the 1970s, a man that age had kids who had gone off to college long ago. Doctor Who seemed like a free agent, and it wasn’t sad seeing him travel through time to fight Daleks. Besides, men’s bodies aren’t valuable and they can find love much later in life. Peter Brimelow started a new family in his 60s. Jodie Whittaker barely popped one kid out and the character she plays looks like a sad, childless spinster who chose other dimensions over true joy. Poor Doctor Who.

Those of us who value women and their gift don’t like to see them throw it away. Our suspension of disbelief doesn’t allow us to enjoy them beating the crap out of six Green Berets, either. Nerds like it, but these people masturbate to cartoons. Fuck them. The only group that truly enjoys this bizarre universe is feminist spinsters with an ax to grind. If you think they will ever be appeased, you probably think Muslims will stop attacking us if we change our foreign policy. In fact, the feminists have already expressed their distaste for the new female Doctor Who. Apparently, she’s not good enough.

“What’s just as infuriating is that Whittaker had tempered her excitement for the lead role in anticipation of the fragility of the male ego,” snapped Jezebel. “In an interview with the Radio Times she said, ‘I want to tell the fans not to be scared of my gender.’” How dare she acknowledge she’s the first female to play a role that’s half a century old! The ungrateful Armenian Anita Sarkeesian went much further, claiming the move lacked intersectionality. “It needs to be said that [Doctor Who] is still an OVERWHELMINGLY white show,” she told her 735K followers, “& that issues of representation do not exist in isolation from each other. It’s not as if you fix the ‘woman’ problem, THEN fix the ‘race’ problem, THEN the ‘queer/trans’ problem, etc. It all has to happen in tandem.” In other words, these cat ladies will never be satisfied. We need to stop telling our eyes that they’re full of shit, and we should allow what’s natural to be perfectly natural. Appeasing nerds and feminists with their Marxist cultural fiction is an endless pit of garbage culture. As King Lear put it, “O, that way madness lies.”

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