Taki's Mag

Facebook’s disastrous IPO was less an “initial public offering” than an injurious public ordeal.

Is it possible that the investors snapping up shares were the only folks on Earth who’d never actually visited the site and were therefore oblivious about how literally worthless Facebook can be?

I’m not just talking about the corny cartoons we’re begged to “Like” or the admittedly adorable photos of kittens or kids.

I mean the seemingly arbitrary decisions Facebook makes about what you don’t get to post there and what you do.

Now, I’m not one of those “information wants to be free” parasites who thinks the likes of Facebook, Pinterest, and Twitter (conceived, constructed, and maintained thanks to somebody else’s genius, hard work, and capital) are de facto public utilities I should be able to use and abuse at whim. If I can’t spray-paint expletives on my rental apartment walls with presumed impunity, then social media’s “landlords” shouldn’t have to condone its virtual equivalent.

What I find confusing are Facebook’s decisions about what gets to stay up and what gets pulled down.

Take Michael Brown. He wrote a book called A Queer Thing Happened to America, which he calls a “meticulously researched” history of gay activism’s negative impact on society.

Like many authors, he created a Facebook page to promote his book. According to Brown, the page had been up for about a year, attracting some comments and helping sell a few copies.

Then last week, his “Web guy’s” Facebook account was locked because Brown’s page “violated Facebook’s Statement of Rights and Responsibilities.”

Among other things, that “Statement” forbids “bullying, intimidation, and harassment” and bans content that qualifies as “hate speech, threatening, or pornographic; incites violence; or contains nudity or graphic or gratuitous violence.”

Brown insists his book’s Facebook page wasn’t in violation. None of us can judge for ourselves because it no longer exists.>

However, Brown easily found other Facebook pages that some might say violated Facebook’s vague standards.

For example, “Hitler Fetus is Our Jesus” offended Brown as a Christian, but again, I can’t describe it, because the page disappeared after he wrote about it in his online column.

Brown also points to the sizable number of anti-Israel pages on Facebook which arguably contain “hate speech” and “incite violence.” Or how about “I Hate Christianity”?

Brown complained to Facebook about his page’s deletion and received an apology. The company explained that the page was “taken down accidentally” and promised it would never happen again.

Except it did.

Brown’s still extant personal Facebook page is “popular” with commenters who regularly accuse him of “hate” and “homophobia.” They also hold him personally responsible for the (exaggerated) epidemic of suicides by “bullied” gay kids. One could be forgiven for viewing these venomous comments as “harassment” and “intimidation.”

These commenters are seemingly oblivious to how effectively they’re proving Brown’s thesis for him. And Facebook hasn’t censored them.

Meanwhile, according to one investigation, Facebook is pretty blasé about hosting child-porn “trading circles,” despite complaints to the FBI and (what should have been) embarrassing, worldwide pre-IPO public exposure.

Then last week, Facebook took down one member’s photos of her post-mastectomy chest, deeming them “pornographic.”

Facebook is a huge company, so maybe it’s peevish to bitch that their employees can’t keep their ambiguous “standards” straight. In fact, such complaints miss the entire point.

The company’s youthful corporate culture couldn’t be anything else but adamantly pro-gay and irreverently anti-Christian. As John Derbyshire notes, the twenty- and thirtysomethings running much of the media and the Internet “have no idea” that a worldview other than their own exists—or should be permitted to exist.

Mark Steyn adds:

I long ago lost count of the number of places, from the Toronto Airport to Marriott hotels, that have SteynOnline blocked as a “hate” site.

Oddly enough, jihadist networks calling for death and the destruction of western civilization, including the crappy Marriott round the back of the airport, never seem to fall into the “hate” category.

The real problem isn’t Facebook’s drunken lurching between censorship and freedom (while insisting, like every blotto college boy, that they’re “totally not drunk, dude” and it’s the rest of us who need to “chill”).

The problem is that there is only one Facebook.

That’s worrisome because: a) Facebook may be dead within the decade, and b) even if it survives, its “progressive” culture will become more entrenched as younger and even more brainwashed hipsters get their key cards to the Palo Alto campus.

I’ve been a chorus of (almost) one making the unpopular argument that conservatives and libertarians do not need yet another news site or opinion aggregator to compete in an increasingly redundant marketplace already crowded with Townhalls and DailyCallers and NewsMaxes and their dozens of imitators.

Had Andrew Breitbart truly been a visionary, he’d have invested in free-speech-friendly versions of Facebook, Blogger, and WordPress, which regularly shut down “right-wing” blogs when leftists file complaints.

(Kudos to the venerable Media Research Center for launching MRCTV, a much-needed alternative to the equally arbitrary and censorious YouTube.)

Google, Twitter, and other social-media giants are widely touted as “revolutionary” tools being used to organize and promote popular uprisings the world over.

The “alternative media” that thousands of conservative and libertarian bloggers and videographers are so proud of has been built on somebody else’s property. We can be evicted, without warning or reason, at any time.

Leaving aside the dubious nature of most of these “popular uprisings,” remember that these tools belong to powerful people who are not like us and who don’t like us.