Politicians and Freebies

February 14, 2011


First it was Tunisia’s Zein El Abidine Ben Ali. Then it was Egypt’s Hosni Mubarak. Ousted by their own people? Yes, but here in France, they will be remembered as the all-expenses-paid hosts of Nicolas Sarkozy’s two leading ministers. Step forward, Prime Minister François Fillon and Foreign Minister Michèle Alliot-Marie. Their timing was impeccable. The foreign minister and her consort, Deputy Minister of Parliamentary Relations Patrick Ollier, were flown around Tunisia with their children courtesy of a millionaire friend of Ben Ali’s about the time a young man’s self-immolation set the former French colony alight. On her return to Paris at the end of her complimentary winter vacation, Alliot-Marie proposed that France help Tunisian police quell the unrest and keep Ben Ali in office. Oops. The French could teach the Tunisians how to wield a nightstick; Ben Ali skipped town.

The French press picked up the story, and Prime Minister François Fillon gallantly leapt to her defense when the free holiday became public knowledge, only to be outed himself as a recipient of Hosni Mubarak’s largesse.

Conrad Hilton used to say the important thing in the hotel business was location, location, location. In politics, it’s timing. Fillon’s timing could not have been worse. In one of the more laughable political confessions this side of Chicago, the prime minister’s office released a statement that Fillon was coming clean about his own free Egyptian Christmas sojourn “€œin the interest of transparency.”€ His sudden decision to become transparent followed France’s satirical Canard Enchaîné running a front story about his vacation every night. Yet Fillon thinks he can get away with it, and he probably will. All he did was allow Mubarak’s regime to pick up the tab for his family’s hotel rooms, Nile cruise, and airfares.

“€œIt’s not called the free press for nothing.”€

Alliot-Marie, unlike Fillon, did not confess. She fought back like Lady Macbeth. She told France-24 Television, “€œI”€™ve done nothing politically reprehensible.”€  But her contention that she was “€œno longer the foreign affairs minister”€ while vacationing courtesy of a torturer’s crony had to be retracted as quickly as Sarah Palin’s misstatement about America’s long alliance with North Korea. Someone must have pointed out to her the obvious, which she reiterated the next day: “€œIt’s true that one is a minister twenty-four hours a day and 365 days a year.”€ Well, one is until one has to resign.

The Chamber of Deputies had the temerity to question her about the affair. “€œThis polemic is enough,”€ she declared. “€œI”€™ve responded with candor and honesty to everything. I will not respond anymore to anything.”€ In other words, “€œLet them eat pita.”€

Sarkozy reacted to the scandals by informing his cabinet that “€œmembers of the government must prefer France for their holidays.”€ Presumably they will be free to accept flights and villas on the Côte d”€™Azur from local arms merchants, but the lid on invitations from abroad is partially shut. Exceptions to the no-foreign-freebie rule, according to Sarkozy, “€œwill be authorized by the prime minister….”€ But didn”€™t the prime minister cruise down the Nile at Mubarak’s expense?

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