I have long eschewed the materialist, and joshed at the slaves of greed. But I have a watch fetish.
I, the otherwise non-materialistic- tomboy is felled by a fob. I, who would rather walk bare foot than bother with shoes at all, will salivate at the sight of the right timepiece. It is unseemly.
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