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November 01, 2012

Nadya Suleman

Nadya Suleman, you are everything that is wrong with the world at the moment.

The question isn”€™t what’s wrong with you”€”that’s obvious. Everything is wrong with you. The real question: Is there anything right with you?

You are a repellent, repugnant, loathsome, attention-seeking piece of rotted flesh wrapped around a black hole that sucks the goodness out of everything in its vicinity.

“€œNadya Suleman, you are everything that is wrong with the world at the moment.”€

Whether it was flaunting your C-section scars for the camera at a celebrity boxing match…sticking your bloated, cosmetically mangled bottom-feeding catfish face in front of every paparazzo willing to snap a picture of it…going on talk shows to seek counseling for your “€œcompulsive hoarding disorder”€…declaring bankruptcy after running up a million-dollar debt…then going on welfare…then bragging that you were off welfare because you were finally self-sufficient as a result of doing porn…has revealed you to be a lower life form than even the humble, often good-natured amoeba.

Now”€”to the same sort of garish public fanfare that accompanies all of your disgusting behavior, you have entered rehab for alleged addiction to Xanax, a pill designed especially to numb the rudimentary brains of weak-willed people who can”€™t handle life.

Yes, leave your 14 children…all fourteen of them..did we mention there are fourteen of them?…behind while you go and deal with your precious anxiety.

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