September 09, 2014
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Instead, our experts threw a hairy fit, screaming for “more sex education,” even though we”ve already had that up the wazoo for decades. In fact, the only study participants who could consistently “locate their vaginas” were those 60-plus. That is: the very ones who”d come of age before wall-to-wall sex-ed.
Have no fear, though. The paradox of “Schrödinger’s Pussy” is close to being cracked:
“Feminists at the University of Glasgow held vagina-drawing classes with a life model to help women become more comfortable with their own bodies.” Except you”re all drawing someone else’s, right? Maybe it is time to let Scotland go, Britain…
Anyhow, Rick (and his wife) and I don”t go to poetry readings any longer. He and I prefer emailing each other and our friends cute cat videos, which is not a euphemism for anything, by the way.
Sometimes we send along “Can you believe this?” stories we”ve found on the web, as you do.
While writing this column, I remembered one article he”d emailed our little group back in the spring:
“Doctors Can Now Grow Engineered Vaginas in Women.”
I think Rick’s subject line was something like, “Ha! Take THAT, ladies!!,” but I can”t remember.
