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Getting the Alt-Right Wrong

August 29, 2016

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Getting the Alt-Right Wrong

Last Thursday in Reno, presidential frontrunner Hillary Clinton took a brief break from coughing up lesbian fur balls and practicing urban dance moves in order to introduce an unsuspecting American populace to the Alt-Right.

In what may very well be a desperately flailing attempt to distract the public’s attention from the possibility that she wears scented adult diapers, Clinton has lately gone Full Godwin on Trump, unleashing a shamelessly sensational fear-mongering one-minute ad linking him to the KKK and David Duke. The ad also features the perennially erudite Jared Taylor being horrifyingly sensible. It also notes that Trump recently hired head honcho Stephen Bannon as his campaign CEO. Bannon had previously boasted that he transformed the Breitbart site into “the platform for the alt-right.”

During Thursday’s speech in Reno, Hillary wove an elaborate ideological beaded necklace linking Trump to Bannon to Breitbart to the Alt-Right and, by association, to Hitler and Simon Legree and, naturally, to Satan himself:

The latest shake-up was designed to – quote – “Let Trump be Trump.” To do that, he hired Stephen Bannon, the head of a right-wing website called, as campaign CEO….But according to the Southern Poverty Law Center, which tracks hate groups, Breitbart embraces “ideas on the extremist fringe of the conservative right.”…These are racist ideas, race-baiting ideas, anti-Muslim, anti-immigrant, anti-women — all key tenets making up an emerging racist ideology known as the “Alt-Right.”….Alt-Right is short for “Alternative Right.”…Racists now call themselves “racialists.” White supremacists now call themselves “white nationalists.” The paranoid fringe now calls itself “alt-right.” But the hate burns just as bright.

“Cultural Marxism is a toxic and destructive form of collective insanity that not only needs to be smashed and left bleeding in the streets—it needs to be murdered.”

Ramping up the propagandistic gaslighting hyperbole to psycho levels, The New York Times defines the Alt-Right as “a fringe ideology of conspiracies and hate.”

Salon refers to it as “a right-wing racist fringe…[that spews] a putrid mélange of racist, pseudo-intellectual trash.” Not to be outdone, Rolling Stone launches even further out in a PMS-addled hysterical declamation of the Alt-Right:

Calling these people anything less than vile racists is morally reprehensible and intellectually fraudulent…we can’t afford to frame its members as anything less than a band of racist, sexist, anti-Semitic, white-nationalist xenophobes who spew dangerous bullshit while hiding behind their keyboards.

Calm down, sister!

As supposed evidence for the Alt-Right’s “affinity for intolerance,” Rolling Stone trots out Jared Taylor’s reaction to Clinton’s Alt-Right speech: “There is a very broad overlap between the races, but they differ in average levels of intelligence and other traits.”

Shocking! Horrifying! Problematic! Unacceptable! But they didn’t even bother to attempt to explain how Taylor’s statement was untrue…nor what it had to do with “intolerance.”

The Guardian, never missing a chance to piss on the very idea of whiteness, explains that people such as Taylor are peddling “scientific racism,” which as we all know was “widely discredited, and denounced by the UN after the second world war.”

Again, The Guardian does not waste one breath trying to explain how these theories were “discredited”; their writers are the sort that would brand you a racist merely for requesting some rudimentary elaboration.

The Guardian also quotes the Southern Poverty Law Center, as did ABC News and Hillary Clinton and nearly every obedient gelding in the mainstream media who for decades now has been dutifully regurgitating SPLC press releases without the slightest scrutiny or skepticism or basic due diligence.

Instead—as is always the case—all of the purported “debunking” and “discrediting” consists of nothing more than dismissive hand-waving and pearl-clutching and pious moral clucking about the fact that you’d be so hate-filled and disobedient not to bow before their transparently idiotic gospel of innate human equality.

The SPLC fingers former Taki’s Magazine editor Richard Spencer as the man who coined the term “Alt-Right” back in 2008. It says that Spencer surrounds himself with “pseudo-academics,” but the Church of Morris Dees makes no attempt to explain the “pseudo” part except to smear people such as Steve Sailer as Nazis and racists and anti-Semites who are driven by fear and hatred and inadequacy.

If you don’t mind me saying so, the SPLC sounds like it’s the one that’s taking a pseudo-academic approach here. To talk about “discrediting” without bothering to discredit…and to dismiss writers as “pseudo-academics” without making even a tiny effort to explain why they’re wrong…is the very essence of an anti-intellectual approach. Instead, these shallow creeps simply go for scare words and appeals to sinister motives.

Therefore, it provides me tremendous joy to see supremely well-spoken—and, unlike me, well-behaved—people such as Jared Taylor and Richard Spencer reveal their witch-hunting interrogators to be the pseudo-academics who are clearly driven by fear and hatred and inadequacy. These oft-reviled subhuman monsters always wind up coming off smarter and more reasonable than their antagonists, and it’s always a laff riot.

But because I was born without the Social Gene, I don’t go to Alt-Right conferences or seminars or conclaves or kaffeeklatsches. Nor do I identify as a “member” of the “movement,” even though I sometimes get mistakenly credited for pioneering it.

I’ve always tried to make it bleedingly clear that I’m a lone wolf who does not, will not, and probably cannot identify with any social movements. I never presume to speak for anyone but myself. But my ideological Venn diagram overlaps with the Alt-Right in the sense that we agree equality is the most dangerous Big Lie of all. We’d also concur that “anti-racism” has metastasized into unbridled and grossly hypocritical hatred for white people to the point where media and academia blare a continually thunderous TV-sitcom laugh track at the specter of white demographic extinction. We also would agree that there is zero scientific evidence for blank-slate human equality; in fact all the evidence suggests otherwise.

I’ve always insisted that even terms such as “left” and “right” are woefully imprecise and forever in flux, so it needs to be stressed that “Alt-Right” has no fixed meaning. Its self-identified members often spend more time engaged in ideological-purity pissing contests with one another than they do banding together to fight Cultural Marxism. You have the gay Jew dismissing the neo-Nazi, who dismisses the gay Jew as a “Faggot Kike.” You have the Catholic traditionalists clashing like stag beetles against the Nietzschean atheists. You have elitists versus populists. You have irreverent peddlers of Pepe the Frog concentration-camp memes alongside tweed-swaddled, monocle-wearing scholars who find such crude imagery to be déclassé and counterproductive.

It’s quite a big tent, but if there’s one thing that all of them—and me—agree on, it’s that Cultural Marxism is a toxic and destructive form of collective insanity that not only needs to be smashed and left bleeding in the streets—it needs to be murdered.

And in that sense, the Alt-Right is all right with me.

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