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Rewire the brain; for every human problem, then, there is an electrician waiting to fix it.

It so happened that, on the day that I received BrainWise’s communication, I received also (through the post) a little item sent to me by a friend who takes the same interest in the world’s peculiarities as I. It was a card advertising the services of Professor Kajali, “international renowned spiritual healer and advisor, clairvoyant with spiritual power of my ancestral master spirit.” For some reason Professor Kajali has chosen to live in a deeply unfashionable and dispiriting part of London.

I can help you with bringing back Loved Ones, Domestic Issues, Family Problems, Depression, Substance Abuse, Addiction, Losing Weight, Impotency, Infertility, Immigration, Court Cases, Breaking Black Magic and helping with White Magic, Jinx, Demonic Forces, Anti-Social Behaviour in People, Good Luck, Success in Business, Exams, Career Spiritual Guidance, Stress Release, Job Interview and Marriage etc.

To this he adds, BrainWise-like:

Please do not remain in silence with your problem

And, taking a leaf from ex-president Clinton’s book, he says:

YOUR PAIN IS MY RESPONSIBILITY

As in the testimonial from the teacher to the ability of BrainWise’s worksheets to resolve every issue, Professor Kajali claims Quick results 100% guaranteed!

Neuroscience notwithstanding, then, where human beings are concerned, the more things change the more they are the same. I am glad of it.

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