September 29, 2014
Well, if that list didn”t kill your sex drive, I”m not sure what will.
Still, the asexual movement presses forward, fired up by its inability to get turned on. Once someone has “come out” as asexual, these sexually inactive activists tend to do what members of every other allegedly “oppressed” special-interest identity group does: They lecture people.
DO NOT call them frigid.
DO NOT call them repressed.
DO NOT call them crazy.
DO NOT assume they were molested.
DO NOT suggest they have a hormonal imbalance.
DO NOT insinuate that they merely haven”t met someone who knows how to properly “deliver the groceries.”
Hilariously”because intersectional squabbling among self-designated victim groups is always hilarious”asexuals have tried noodling their way into the so-called LGBT movement, only to be rebuffed by many homosexuals, bisexuals, and transsexuals who scoff at the idea that asexuality is a sexual orientation. Many traditional “queers” get their assless leather chaps chafed at asexuals who try to claim the term “queer” for themselves, arguing that “queer” denotes non-hetero manifestations of human sexuality”emphasis on the “sexuality.” Ironically, the asexuals”who refuse to take it in any hole”wind up getting it from all sides.
