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Wild Things
Doggie in the Gay Bar: A Christmas “Tail”Yeah, that’s right—I went there. No, I don’t mean the gay bar (although I did... |
Joe Bob's America
How to Think TrumpNEW YORK—I don’t wanna say Donald Trump has contempt for established rules, but... |
Looking Back
The 16 Most Annoying People of 2016Considering the state of this world, it is perfectly understandable to find oneself... |
News
The Week That PerishedThe Week’s Most Inveterate, Degenerate, and Confederate Headlines GAY LAWYER... |
All About Me
Barely Scratching the SurfaceFor the past three months or so I have suffered from, or at least experienced, a... |
Elections
Back to BusinessThe Electoral College has spoken, and it’s full steam ahead for President-to-be... |
How-To
10 Real Resolutions for White GuysMTV News just released a remarkably patronizing New Year’s guide entitled “2017... |
Media
Hacking Up BloodlustIt’s very sad to watch the Democrats these days. I mean, this is a party that has,... |
Hollywood
Everyone’s Gaga Over ‘La La’Will the curse of Oscar front-runnerhood undermine public enjoyment of La La... |
Shaidle Unchained
Right-Wingers, Please Stop Saying This One Stupid ThingIf I’d known, as a teenager, that Lake Superior State University existed, maybe... |
Warshington
The Real Saboteurs of a Trump Foreign PolicyThe never-Trumpers are never going to surrender the myth that Russian President... |
Injured Parties
The White Man’s Unbearable BurdenAuthor Nikesh Shukla—a fat brown man who appears to sweat a lot—has just been... |